Chapter 5

Sorry about the late update. XD

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Tifa: Come here Nimbus! Bring your chocobo haired ass here!

Cloud: Somebody save me!

Vincent: (Turns to Auron.) So what grade did I get?

Auron: The same grade they got.

Vincent: Which is?

Auron: (Looks at Tifa chasing Cloud around Sephiroth) At the moment a F.

Vincent: But I killed it.

Auron: That's true. So you get a D+ then.

Vincent: But I did all the work.

Auron: (Looks at Vincent with a slight annoyed look on his face.) What are you trying to say? That you're better than everybody else?

Vincent: Damn right!

Auron: You know. I can do something about the grades…

Vincent: Really?

Auron: Stupid gets a C- for being stupid and hitting Omega Weapon at the same time, Tifa gets a B+ for actually kicking Omega Weapons ass for a while and as for you…you get a F- for being an asshole. Thanks for the tip Vin.

Vincent: WTF? How the hell did I deserve a F-? I killed the SOB!

Auron: Oh ok fine a D- then…are you happy now?

Vincent: WTF is this? What the hell did I do to everybody? They started fucking with me and you drop my grade because of them! I hate this damn school!

Auron: Welcome to what we call reality. Now go get your classmates so we can get started on our next assignment.

Vincent: Tch, fuck you too Auron. (turns and gets on the bus)

Auron: (gets out his grade book) I was only kidding. Oh well (erases the A- next to Vincent's name and changes it to a D+ then turns to Yuffie) Hey Thief could you go get your classmates.

Yuffie: Sure thing! (mumbles) hmm I wonder whose materia I should take first……(walks over to Rufus) Hey Rufus! Teach says that it's time to go.

Rufus: It's about time! (turns to get on the bus)

Yuffie: finally…..(jacks Rufus for his materia)

Rufus: (whips around) The hell did you just do to me!

Yuffie: (jumps back) Geez nothing! I was just about to get the others….

Rufus: You better have not taken my materia.

Yuffie: Of course not! (turns to get the rest of them)

Everybody gets on the bus.

Aries: So when do you two plan on getting married Tifa?

Tifa: (turns around in her seat) Bitch! (grabs Aries hair)

Aries: Ah hell naw! No this bitch just did not grab my hair! (rips off Tifa's shirt)

Reno: CAT FIGHT!

All the guys on the bus turn around and watch Tifa and Aries go at it. Tifa flips Aries out of her seat by her hair, Aries kicks Tifa in the back of her head and flips her over her, Tifa starts choking the mess out of Aries, Aries grabs a lock of Tifa's hair and starts beating the back of her head in on the floor of the bus, Tifa bites the shit out of Aries' boob, Aries puts her finger in Tifa's eye then gets up and starts kicking the mess out of her, Tifa grabs Aries' leg making her fall then leaps on her fucking Aries's head up.

Auron: Hey Seph could you do me a favor.

Sephiroth: Right-o (casts meteor on Tifa…accidentally hitting Aries….yes I said accidentally….) oopps (then shrugs) oh well

All the guys except for Vincent and Sephiroth: Awwww

Sephiroth: All done.

Auron: Nice work. Did you kill them?

Sephiroth: Was I supposed to?

Auron: What did you think? That you were supposed to marry Reno?

Sephiroth: Hell no! How the hell was I supposed to know!

Auron: Anyway next stop is FF 1's boss Chaos!

Reno: NOOOOOO! I don't want to be turned 8-bit! My beautiful face will be ruined!

Auron: Stupid shut up! You being 8-bit might actually make you smarter for once.

Reno: Really?

Auron: No.

Reno: damn.

Cloud: So how long is this going to take?

Auron: We're here.

Everyone looks out the windows except for Tifa and Aries who are still knocked out from Sephiroth.

Reno: AAHHHHHHHHHH! I've been turned 8-bit!

Sephiroth: Cool! Look at my sword!

Fighter: Nice sword dude. Can I see it?

Sephiroth: No.

Fighter: Please?

Sephiroth: No.

Fighter: Please?

Sephiroth: No.

Fighter: Please?

Sephiroth: No

Fighter: Please?

Sephiroth: Oh look at Cloud's sword, it's big and shiny! (points over at Cloud)

Fighter: Really? (looks over at Cloud)

Sephiroth: Heh heh heh (Slices Fighter in half)

Black Mage: Thank you! I've been trying to get rid of this idiot for the longest!

Sephiroth: No problem! He was getting on my nerves.

Fighter: I'm alright! (raises hand)

Sephiroth: The hell!

Black Mage: Oh boy. Not again

Sephiroth: I just….what the hell?

Fighter: You still didn't let me see your sword.

Sephiroth: Okay bitch….you want to see my sword?

Fighter: Isn't that what I have been saying?

Sephiroth: Okay here you go (Cuts Fighter's head off) Let's see you respond to that!

Black Mage: He will…

Fighter: Where are you? You were here then you disappeared.

Sephiroth: The fuck is he?

Black Mage: Not even I know.

White Mage: Oh dear. Poor guy. (Revives him….well puts him back together.) There you go.

Black Mage: Whoa mama! How bout you and me go to my house and you can show me how you did that.

White Mage: Not you again. (whacks him with her hammer.)

Fighter: Ouch. That's got to hurt.

Sephiroth: (twitches) Must. Kill. Annoying. Fighter.

Fighter: Huh? Oh yeah, are you going to let me see your sword now?

Sephiroth: Sure…..IN HELL! (goes all out on Fighter completely demolishing him then takes a deep breath) That. Felt. Good.

Narrator: Killing Spree!

Sephiroth: Woot!

Reno: How the hell did they get on the bus in the first place?

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