Note: O.O wow long time...sorry bout that guys...i just recently gotten married and my internet was down for like a month, so yeah...

Chapter 6

Death to the Wall

Reno: (still crying) My beautiful face!!!!!

Cloud: Reno shut up about your stupid face.

Tifa: Nimbus shut up

Cloud: It's Cloud!!!

Vincent: Are we there yet?

Auron: No

Vincent: Are we there yet?

Auron: No

Vincent: Are we-

Auron: Vincent shut the hell up.

Sephiroth: Are we there yet?

Aruon: No

Sephiroth: Are we-

Auron: The next person who asks me that won't be fighting at all

Sephiroth and Vincent both shut up

Reno: I want my money back!!!!!

Auron: Stupid shut up...you never paid for your face. Even though you should have.

Reno: I can pay for a new face?

Auron: No. Now shut up

Reno: Awwww

Aries: Can I fight Choas?

Auron: If you want.

Aries: Ha in your face!

Tifa beat rushes the hell out of Aries

Tifa: Now what bitch

Cloud: Damn

Yuffie: Hey Cloud can I borrow your summon materia?

Cloud: No

Yuffie: Please I promise I'll give it back

Cloud: No

Yuffie: Pretty Please?

Cloud: Sephiroth...would you do the honors?

Sephiroth: My pleasure.

Sephiroth uses super nova on Yuffie

Cloud: Aw damn

Sephiroth:

Auron: No magic on the bus!!!!!

Sephiroth: My bad teach

Auron: Teach?

Sephiroth: Yeah

Auron: Sephiroth just shut up

Sephiroth: Man

Auron: Anyway, we're here.

Four random people are dragged into the Choas battle...Original Final Fantasy Chaos Theme...input, lol

Sephiroth: Yes!!

Vincent: Oh thank god

Cloud: Shit

Yuffie: WhooHoo!!!

Sephiroth: Didn't I kill you

Yuffie: Yep

Sephiroth: What the fuck...OO

Chaos: Pathetic weaklings...

Sephiroth: What the hell did you just say?

Vincent: Pathetic...I'll show you pathetic...

Ironically enough it's Vincent's turn...--...Vincent shoots at Chaos and doesn't notice the wall in front of them. The bullet deflects off the wall and hit Cloud causing him to lose 378 hp

Cloud: Oww what the hell Vincent?

Vincent: Why didn't he take damage?

Cloud: Cause you hit me instead

Vincent: I wasn't aiming for you

Cloud: That's cause you hit the wall

Vincent: What wall?

Cloud: OO

Chaos: Just go

Sephiroth: Fine...

Sephiroth runs at Chaos and runs right into the wall

Sephiroth: What the fuck?

Cloud: OO why did you run into the wall sephiroth?

Sephiroth: What wall you idiot?

Cloud: the wall right in front of you.

Sephiroth: I don't see no wall

Yuffie: i don't either...oh well I'm next...

Yuffie throws her giant thinge and it gets stuck in the wall

Yuffie: What the fuck man

Cloud: OO and you guys calls me stupid

Sephiroth: Don't push it Nimbus

Cloud: It's Cloud...Let the pro show you how it's done

Cloud steps forward once and swings his sword twice. Chaos takes 256 hp damage

Cloud: that's how it's done

Vincent: Whatever.

Chaos: Finally someone who is smart...I'll just kill off you other idiots first.

Chaos attacks Sephiroth and misses

Sephiroth: What was that?

Vincent: Hell if I know

Vincent Shoots at Chaos again and this time hit Yuffie. Yuffie is left down to 1 hp

Yuffie: Vincent what the hell?

Vincent: What are you talking about?

Cloud: Wow you guys really don't see that wall do you?

Sephiroth: What wall?

Cloud: Nevermind

Yuffie: I'm gonna finish this the easy way...

Yuffie pulls out the Bahumat Zero summon materia from her pocket

Cloud: OO Yuffie where the hell...

Yuffie: Sorry Cloud

Cloud: Yuffie you idiot...don't use that!!

Yuffie: Why not?

Cloud: You'll kill us all

Yuffie: No I won't

Cloud: Bull Shit! I'm running...peace!

Cloud runs from the battle... yes I know you can't actually run from a boss fight...screw you!!!

Sephiroth: Bitch!

Yuffie: Oh well...better grade for me!!

Yuffie summons Bahumat Zero...Result of battle? Instant death to all...yes including the wall that they didn't see...poor wall

Auron: Where are the other three?

Cloud: Yuffie killed everyone

Auron: Are you serious?

Cloud: Yep

Auron: Then why aren't you dead?

Cloud: I ran

Auron: You ran from a boss battle?

Cloud: Don't ask how

Auron: I don't think I want to know

Cloud: So what grade do I get

Auron: First off how did Yuffie kill everyone else?

Cloud: She used my Bahumat Zero summon

Auron: On a final fantasy one boss?

Cloud: Yes

Auron: Did they not see the wall between them?

Cloud: No

Auron: ...you get a B-

Cloud: WhooHoo!!!! I got a B-

Tifa: Shut the hell up Nimbus

Cloud: It's Cloud!!!