Final Schoolanity Seven
Vincent, tea parties, and head shots...oh my.
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Rufus: So what's next teach?
Auron: what the hell have you kids been smoking?
Tifa: Nothing why?
Auron: Just call me Auron...not that teach bullshit you assholes been calling me
Tifa: Okay so where are you taking us?
Auron: Next stop is number 6
Sephiroth: I don't want any part of that battle
Auron: Well too bad
Sephiroth: I said I ain't fighting in it
Auron: And I said you are
Sephiroth: Pssh fine
Cloud: So who's the boss?
Auron: Kefka
Sephiroth: Stupid bastard
Cloud: I'm not stupid
Sephiroth: If you want to be the one I was talking about then be my guest Nimbus
Cloud: Oh my gawd it's Cloud
Sephiroth: Who gives a fuck...I wasn't talking about you
Cloud: Whatever
Auron: We'll be there in a couple of minutes
Reno: Are the graphics better?
Auron: Is your face better?
Reno: No
Auron: then shut the fuck up stupid
Reno: I ain't stupid
Tifa: Hey isn't Kefka that idiot with the stupid laugh?
Auron: Yes
Tifa: Aw fuck no...I'm out
Auron: You're going with Sephiroth
Tifa: Fuck
Vincent: Dumbasses
Auron: You're going with them too Vincent
Vincent: What the fuck man
Auron: Well that was easy, I didn't have to choose anybody this time
Tifa: Son of a bitch
Auron: Anyway we're here
Aries: Yes and I didn't get killed this time
Sephiroth: Shut the fuck up bitch (stabs aries)
Tifa: (laughs)
Reno: (looks at his clothes) NOOOOOOOO I'm still 8-bitted
Auron: bitted? What the fuck...just shut up stupid
Reno: (Runs in circles crying about his face)
Rufus: (Pistol whips Reno...don't ask where he got a pistol from)
Auron: Thank you...now you three get off the bus
Kefka: (laughs annoyingly)
Tifa: Ugh gawd can we just kill the bastard now?
Sephiroth: I wish
Kefka: I'll take that as a compliment...but how about some tea before I kill you?
Vincent: (Right eye starts to twitch) Tea...Party?
Kefka: Yes, a tea party
Vincent: (Eye still twitching) TEA...Party?
Kefka: uh...yes
(Vincent finally flips)
Vincent: YOU WANT TO HAVE A FUCKING TEA PARTY BEFORE A BATTLE!!!!!
Kefka: yes for the last time (cleans out his ear)
Vincent: I AIN'T HAVING NO FUCKING TEA PARTY WITH A MANIC WORSE THAN SEPHIROTH!!!!!
Sephiroth: What was that you fucking jackass
Kefka: (laughs)
Vincent: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKING BALL-LESS CLOWN!!!!
Kefka: (still laughing)
Tifa: Uh...yeah...bye...(runs off)
Sephiroth: I gotta watch this
Vincent: (whips out Cerberus) EAT THIS YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Kefka: O.O oh shit
Vincent: (shoots Kefka's head right off)
Sephiroth: Nice shot
Vincent: (panting)
Sephitorth: So why exactly don't you like tea parties?
Vincent: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEA PARTY!!!!
Narrator: Hold up, hold up!!! Vincent you weren't supposed to use a real gun
Vincent: My bad...
Narrator: Now we have to find a replacement Kefka and redo the tea party scene
Vincent: TEA PARTY!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!
Narrator: Uh...you can cut the camera now...CUT THE FUCKING CAMERA OFF!!!!
Camera man: Oh fuck...(drops camera and runs)
Narrator: Fuck...
(gun shots were heard seconds later)
NOTE: Sorry this one wasn't as painfully funny as the others...I did this one in the middle of the night...I promise the next one will be better xD