I'm afraid I'm being an awful nuisance.
-- Edith
Sitwell
So Brick is flying towards Him at full speed when the demon pull the BUTCHER KNIFE (!!!) he got in his kitchen and shoves it it the boy's belly. The blade, penetrating the body at a low angle, pierces Brick's wolf fursuit, his skin, the rectus abdominis muscle and the bowels before cutting horizontally due to the boy's momentum splitting his bladder and prostate in half before getting embedded in the pubic bone.
Brick hovers in the air for a microsecond, but that's enough for Him to pull out the knife and stab Brick in the crotch neatly severing off his genitals.
"Ouch!!" Says Brick, who immediately collapses to the floor and starts to loudly scream in pain in a growing puddle of his own blood, tears and urine.
"OMG!!" Says Butch.
"Fursecution!" Accuses Boomer.
"UR NEXT!!" Replies Him!
The boys look at each other and telepathically make a plan on how to fight Him.
Him charges at the boys, but Butch grabs the Talking dog and throws him at Him. That was an attempt to buy time because since Him is a good guy now taking care of the Talking Dog would have a higher priority that exacting vengeance on the Rowdyruff Boys. Immediately after doing that the boys fly away at full speed.
"What about Brick?" Asks Boomer.
"Don't worry." - Replies Butch - "Good guys never kill the main baddies in this show, so he'll survive."
Meanwhile back in the alley the Talking Dog is in a ballistic trajectory towards Him. So to avoid the impact Him kicks the dog in the balls.
"Ach mein Leben!!!" Screams the Talking Dog. [A/N This is a Wolfenstein 3D reference
The dog desintegrates immediately. His desintegration symbolizing the failure of the Rowdyruff Boys' plan.
"WTF??!" Says Boomer, who is still looking back at the alley scene, while his brother flies far ahead of him as fast as he can. Then Him takes off and flies in Boomer's direction.
"Now it's little Boomer's fun time." Says Him while waving the butcher knife at the boy. Boomer gets even more scared and flies as fast as he can without taking his eyes off of Him. Since he isn't looking at what is ahead he doesn't see he is in a collision route with a tower. Like an airplane full of freedom fighters standing against the AmeriKKKan oppression he hits the tower, but lacking any flammable fuel except small amounts of methane in his bowels and brains the damage is far smaller. He destroys everything in his path like desks and walls and computers and accountants and water coolers and lawyers and other things until he leaves the building through the opposite external wall and falls to the floor hundreds of feet below him.
Him lowered the knife so it's base hovers above Boomer's tiny little pen0r. This is it- the demon strikes now.
He pulled the knife toward his crotch till he felt it stopped by skin, and without further ado, he pulled it cleanly to the bottom. He grins a bit as he heard the crunch and tear of the flesh, and felt the friction of the knife's blade against his crotch "muscle". [A/N#2 Don't claim copyright stuff because this is parody! I thought your story deserved it. After the warning in your profile and all the drama related to the story I expected something more powerful
There was blood everywhere. It was a mess and now Boomer was the newest member of the international eunuch fraternity.
Meanwhile Butch was flying to someplace far away.
Next chapter will be up soon!
