That's Just the Way Hannah Rolls
By Anna-Morgause
Chapter Two: This is the Life, Miley, Hold on Tight
Description: Spending an entire summer with the Jonas Brothers: What could be better? Absolutely nothing… unless, of course, you have to keep your true identity secret. And having you're overprotective puma of a body guard there isn't exactly a plus.
Disclaimer: I'm writhing fanfiction. Do the math.
Quote of the day: "Dad listen to this one, so why was six afraid of seven?' 'Cuz seven ate nine! HA HA that is hysterical. Hang up and we can write a hit!" Miley Cyrus (As Miley Stewart)
"Oww!" Hannah Montana/Miley Stewart fell head first onto the ground, as the tour bus hit a bump in the road. Thankfully, her fall was cushioned by her wig.
"Hey, Hannah, are you okay?" Joe Jonas asked as he helped her pull herself back up onto the couch
"Yeah, I'm fine," she said blushing. She briefly patted her head to make sure the blonde wig was still there.
"What are you doing?" Nick asked,
"Umm, I'm making sure that I didn't get a bump on my head," She said, improvising
"Hey! You kids okay back there?" Roxie Shouted from the driver's seat
There was a jumbled response of 'Yeah's and 'We're okay's, but Roxie got the picture
"Sooo, Hannah…what's new," Nick asked, trying to fill the unbearable awkward silence with small talk
"Not, much…Uhhh-"
"Okay, that's IT!" Joe said suddenly, "We're gunna do something to break the ice, & we're gunna do it Now!"
"Okay, Okay, calm down," Kevin said, "Now what do you have in mind?"
Joe smiled wickedly and said "Truth or Dare"
"Isn't that a little kid game?" Hannah asked
"No!" Joe said defiantly, "And even if it was, we're still playing"
"'Cuz Roxie's gunna LOVE that." Hannah Muttered
And so, all four teens sat in a circle and began playing.
"Nick," Kevin said, "Truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Wuss" Joe fake-coughed
Nick glared at his brother, but, let it go
"Nick…Do you like Hannah?" Both Hannah and Nick blushed
"Yeah…" Nick said quietly and he and Hannah blushed even more.
"Well, glad we got that question out of the way…" Joe said, "Nick it's your turn"
"Umm, Joe, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare, of course!"
"I dare you to…." Nick paused, thinking, then he smiled the same wicked smile his brother had had before, "...Hug Roxie at our next stop."
"Fine you're on!"
"Hannah, Truth or Dare?" Joe asked
The pop sensation was quiet for a moment, trying to pick
"Uhh, lets go with…Dare?"
"Good choice," Joe said, "…I Dare you to…" he said slowly, "Kiss me on the cheek" Joe finished, pointing to the cheek in question.
Nick glared daggers at his older brother. If looks could kill, Joe would have died about a thousand times.
"O-okay" Hannah said moving over to Joe, blushing furiously
She leaned over and pecked Joe on the cheek, and returned to her seat, still as red as a tomato.
"Hannah…Its your turn…Kevin said"
"O-oh, yeah…Umm Kevin truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Uhh, do you like my music?"
"Yeah, it's good"
Hannah smiled, as her blush slowly dissipated
"Joe, truth or dare?" Kevin asked
"Dare, duh!"
"I dare you to… Tell Roxie that you love her when you hug her"
"What is it with you two and Roxie? Yeah, fine, I'll do it"
It was going to be an interesting rest stop
"Nick," Joe said, "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth"
"How boring…Tell me, do you know a secret about Hannah that we don't?"
Hannah's eyes grew wide, did Nick know? Did they all know?
"No, why would I?"
"No reason, it's just that you two seem so close"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Nick said to Joe, but then he turned to Hannah, "Truth or dare,?" he asked her.
"Truth," she said, still regretting her last choice
"Do you like me?" He said, his cheeks tinted pink
"Yeah…" Hannah said, she too, was blushing
"Truth or dare, Nick?" she said softly
"Dare"
"I dare you to kiss me" she said leaning towards him
"Done," Nick replied, leaning in to complete the dare
"Hey, We're at the rest stop! Time to get off the bus!" Roxie shouted from the front of the bus
Both Nick and Hannah pulled away, annoyed, and exited the bus. They'd finish what they started later
"Aww shucks, now we never get to see Mick and Hannah Kiss…." Joe joked
"I know," Kevin added, "I'm so, disappointed"
"Yeah, well you be quiet, you still have two dares to do!"Nick retorted
Joe grimaced, "Oh, yeah…"
"Yeah, But I don't!" Kevin said happily
"Shut up, Kevin" Joe said sourly
Kevin wasn't fazed
They all exited the bus, one by one.
"Hey, Roxie, Guys, I need to make a call." Hannah said, separating herself from the group.
"M'kay" she vaguely heard someone say.
She found a secluded area and quickly dialed Lilly's Cell phone number
…
…
Lilly was BORED.
B
O
R
E
D
BORED!
If Miley didn't call soon, she'd…She'd do something drastic!
BRIIIING-BRIIIIIIING
That Better be Miley this time! (Last time it was Oliver, who was just as BORED.)
Lilly Answered the phone
"Hello?"
"Hi, Lola, Its Me, Hannah Montana, How's Canada?"
"OH, MILEY! You FINALLY Called!"
"I didn't really have a chance to up until now, OH! I've got some news!"
"Is it good news? 'Cuz I don't like the other kind"
"Its good, or at least I think so."
"Good! Tell Me! Tell Me!"
"Calm down, Lola"
"Hey, why are you calling me 'Lola?' You're alone aren't you?"
"Not entirely, I think The Jonas Brothers are still in earshot, so I have to be careful."
"Oh, Okay…NOW TELL ME!!!"
"Okay, Okay, Drum roll please"
"Miley!"
"Not so Loud, Lola!"
"Sorry, just get on with it!"
"Well, I was playing truth or dare, with the guys an-"
"Truth or Dare? Really?" Lilly asked, skeptical
"Yes! Now, as I was saying, we were playing Truth or Dare, and I had to kiss Joe on the cheek"
"You had to?! You say that like it's a bad thing!"
"It wasn't" Hannah said blushing, "Anyways, Nick got all jealous and it was really, really cute!"
"I Hate You"
"You'll hate me more in a second,"
"Wait, You kissed one of them?!"
"Almost," Hannah said sadly, "I almost kissed Nick, but then we had to get off of the bus, and then I called you"
"Wow, I do hate you more…"
Just then Hannah saw the Jonas Brothers walking her way
"Bye, Lola, talk to you later."
"By, Miles! Keep me posted!"
"Hey, Guys," Hannah said to the Jonas Brothers, "What's wrong with him?" she said, pointing to Joe
"He did the dares," Kevin said
"I feel sick" Joe said
"Was it that bad?" Hannah Asked
"You had to see it," Nick explained, smiley, coyly at her
Hannah smiled back, shyly
"Joe," Kevin said to his brother, "I think Nick and Hannah need some alone time"
"Yeah," Joe answered, "I don't think I can stomach seeing them get all mushy, especially after what just happened."
The two eldest brothers walked away, and if either Hannah or Nick had been paying attention, they might have seen the envious look on Joe's face.
What he would give to be there isntead of Nick
A/N: Umm, I've never been on, or really seen a tour bus, so bear with me. And the truth and dare thing, oh yeah, I went there. Oh, and don't expect the chapters to come this quickly all the time, you'll just be disappointed,
End Quote: "Hate makes you ugly. Whoops, too late!" Miley Cyrus (As Hannah Montana)