That's Just The Way Hannah Rolls! Chapter 3: As I Am, a hannah montana fanfic

That's Just the Way Hannah Rolls

By Anna-Morgause

Description: Spending an entire summer with the Jonas Brothers: What could be better? Absolutely nothing… unless, of course, you have to keep your true identity secret. And having you're overprotective puma of a body guard there isn't exactly a plus.

Disclaimer: I'm writhing fanfiction. Do the math.

Quote of the day: "Well, listen here, you one-hit bobble head! The only thing you're gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This (does a head motion) is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!" Miley Cyrus (AS Hannah Montana)

Chapter 3: As I Am

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Joe felt so ashamed of himself.

He shouldn't have been jealous of Nick and Hannah, because #1, Nick was his brother, and #2, Hannah was, like, three years younger than him…If not more!

But despite that he was jealous…

And he didn't know why…

Okay, Okay he did know why: She was funny, she could sing, and…even though she was way younger than him, she was really, really cute.

Joe shook his head, trying to shake his unwanted thoughts, she was fourteen!

"Hey, Joe, are you okay?" Kevin asked

"Yeah, I'm fine"

"Joe, I've known you your whole life, I think I know when you're upset. What's wrong?"

"Uh, I just still feel weird because of the dares with Roxie"

Joe shuddered…

…And Kevin bought the lie

"Yeah, I feel sorry for you, man" Kevin said

"You and me both…" Joe said, but they probably had different reasons for it

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Jackson was annoyed: His stupid little sister got to tour the country, while he had to say home with… his dad! He couldn't even through a party!

Robbie Ray flatly refused to leave his son home alone all summer. It was like he didn't trust him!

Jackson didn't see why he couldn't have gone on the tour with Miley. (If he had to be chaperoned, why not do so in style?) People did know him as Hannah's not-famous-friend/Ex-Fake-Boyfriend. (Boy, did he regret dragging that out. At least they didn't have to kiss) It wasn't like people would figure out the secret if he went…But Robbie Ray didn't want to take any chances…

"Jackson, Come take out the trash!" Mr. Stewart called out to his son.

Jackson moaned and went to do his chore.

Why did his dad have to been so darn careful with the secret?

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Thunk

Oliver groaned as his tent disassembled itself …Again…

Great, he thought, Just GREAT

Oliver Hated camping

"Oliver, dear, do you need help with your tent?" Oliver's Aunt asked

"No, Aunt Peggy, I don't" he answered, annoyed

"Okay, Mom, I finished Helping Nikki with her tent, do you need any help with anything."Oliver heard his ten-year-old cousin, Julie-Anne, say

"No, pumpkin, but I think Cousin Oliver does"

Oliver groaned again. He could be touring with Hannah Montana, (as Mike Stanley,) right now but, NOOOOOO, his parents just had, to force him to 'bond' with people he's never even met!...While camping!!

Julie-Anne fixed the tent in no time flat.

"You know, you suck at tent pitching…"Julie-Anne said walking away

Stupid ten-year-old, Oliver thought, I bet she can't do Geometry!

"Dinner's Ready!" Someone called

Oliver sighed and went over to get some food (if you could call it that!)

Oliver really Hated Camping

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Lilly had been lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling fan in her room turn for the past hour… and a half.

Why couldn't the old lady just die, already?! If she did then, maybe, Lola could finish the Tour with Hannah (and the Jonas brothers!!)

Okay, that's a little insensitive, Lily thought, Mom does seem to love her a lot.

Then, Lilly heard someone knocking at her door.

"Come in" Lilly said

"Hey Lilly," It was Lilly's mom

"Hi…"Lilly said, still staring at the fan

"Lilly, I've been thinking…" Lilly's mom said, "It wasn't fair of me to drag you away from your summer plans, but to make up for it I'm going to-"

"Send Me home!?!!" Lilly said happily, getting of the bed jumping p and dow.

"Lily-" her mom said

"You're going to send me home!!" Lilly hugged her mother

"Lilly!"

"OH, I love you SO Much!!!"

"LILLY!!!"

"What?" Lilly said, releasing her mother from her hug.

"Lilly, sweetheart, I'm not sending you home-"

"What?!! I Hateyou!" Lilly shouted

The teen, then lied down on the bed and stared at the fan again, this time pouting, though

"Lilly, I can't send you home. I need you here, Aunt Mickey needs you here."

"She doesn't even remember my name!"

The girl's mother sighed

"Then, I guess you don't want to meet Trevor…"

Lilly sat up

"Who's Trevor?"

"He's the son of an old friend of mine that lives in town...and he's agreed to go on a date with you…"

"Is he cute?"

Lilly couldn't believe that she was actually considering this…But she was desperate

"Maybe, I've never seen him, but since you want to go home so badly, guess you don't want to-"

"Okay, I'll go!"

"That's what I thought you'd say" The mom said, smiling, as she left the room

"Oh my God, what did I just agree to?"

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"So…Hannah…I never got to finish my dare, did I?" Nick said shyly

"Nope," The teen pop star said, she to, was blushing

"Well, I was thinking-"

"That you could do it now, since we're alone" Hannah said, a bit too quickly, "I mean, Uh-"

She was cut off…

By a kiss!

Suddenly, Hannah felt herself being jerked away from the, really, cute boy.

The girl looked to see who ruined her romantic moment:

Roxie.

She should have guessed

"Uh-uh, Missy, no way!" Roxie said

"Well, Hannah, Look at the time, gotta go!" Nick said, as he quickly headed towords the bus, out of fear of being beaten by the bodyguard. (Especially after seeing what she did to Joe…)

"Nick, wait!"

It was to late.

"Uggh! Roxie, Why'd you have to do that?!"

"You're Daddy hired me as your Bodyguard. Its My job to protect you, from everything, including boys…especially boys."

"Roxie, Still! He's Nick Jonas! And he likes me, Miley Stewart!-" Hannah's face became very sad, "But, he doesn't like me… he likes Hannah" the last bit was more to herself than to Roxie

"Oh, Miley…" Roxie said sympathetically

"Just forget it, Roxie!" the girl said, almost in tears as she ran to the tour bus

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As Hannah boarded the bus, she saw Joe looking at her, with a worried look on his face

Shit, she thought. She had forgotten that it wasn't just her tour bus.

"Hannah, are you alright?" the second oldest Jonas asked

Hannah, Miley thought angrily, I wish that they'd just call me 'Miley!' Just once!

"Hannah? Hello?"

"Oh, yeah," Miley said, coming back from La-La Land, "I'm fine"

"Hannah, don't lie"

He's telling me not to lie, something I do everyday, the girl thought almost laughing, but then she sobered up, Maybe I should stop lying….

"Joe," Miley said suddenly, "I've got something to tell you"

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A/H: Ha-Ha! Suck it! It's a Cliff-Hanger!!!

A/N: I just wanna let you guys know, I'm on the border of the main couple right now, and I'm not not sure which one to pick. I could either choose: Miley/Joe or Miley/ Nick. (Kevin's just way too old to be thinking about Miley like that, Joe however isn't….Because I say so!) Help me pick, please. (I wanna please my audience) Also, I wanna know your guys' opinion on the quotes, are they okay?

End Quote: "Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property." Miley Cyrus (As Hannah Montana)