That's Just the Way Hannah Rolls

By Anna-Morgause

Description: Spending an entire summer with the Jonas Brothers: What could be better? Absolutely nothing… unless, of course, you have to keep your true identity secret. And having you're overprotective puma of a body guard there isn't exactly a plus.

Disclaimer: I'm writhing fanfiction. Do the math.

Quote of the day: "Good point. And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive. You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life. Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. Wee wee wee splat, wee wee wee splat-" Emily Osment (As Lilly Truscott)

Chapter 4: The Other Side of Me

Recap:

"So…Hannah…I never got to finish my dare, did I?"

"But, he doesn't like me… he likes Hannah"

"Joe, I've got something to tell you"

Umm End of Recap…On with the Story!

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"Sure, Hannah What'd you want to tell me?" Joe asked

"Joe, Do you wanna know a secret?"

"Yeah, sure…why not?"

"Okay, My Name isn't really Hannah Montana…" Miley confessed

"…"

"Joe?" Miley said, waving her hand in front of the older boy's face.

"What did you just say?" Joe asked

"My real name is Miley Stewart and…" She took off her wig, "I'm not blonde, but that's not really important"

"Then where's the real Hannah?"

"There is no real Hannah, Just me."

"This isn't some sick joke, is it?"

"Nope"

"So…You've been lying to me, my brothers, and everyone else in the world…" Joe said slowly, just realizing what Miley had told him

"Yeah… Do you forgive me?"

"For what?" Joe asked

"For lying. I've always hated that part…"

"Yeah, but, there's nothing to forgive; I'm sure that you have you're reasons"

"I did, I wanted to keep my normal life away from my celebrity life, you know, so people would like me for me."

"I know what you mean… If it makes you feel better, sometimes, I'd like to just be normal again."

"It does make me feel better…" Miley said, blushing, but she didn't know why

"So… you're real name is… Miley?"

"Yup, Miley Ray Stewart" Miley confirmed

"Ray?"

"Don't ask!"

Then it was silent for a bit

"Are you gunna tell Nick and Kevin?" Joe asked

"….I-I don't know. Maybe. Probably… eventually" the brunette said, unsurely

"Okay, let me rephrase that: Are you gunna tell them today"

"No, I'm going to take this one person at a time." Miley clarified

Joe smiled, for some reason, being the only one who knew her secret made him feel special, like they had a connection.

"Miley… It sounds weird to call you that…" Joe said "No Offense!!" Joe added quickly

"Don't worry about it… Um, Joe its not that I don't trust you but, you're not gunna tell anyone are you?"

"I wouldn't dream of it"

Not when this secret brings me closer to you, Joe Thought, Oh, God, I'm a horrible person

Joe mentally scolded himself again for feeling that way about Miley

"Good," Miley said, "Hey, where are Nick and Kevin?"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot about them for a minute…" Joe said, "Uhhh… Oh yeah! I think they went to go get something to eat!"

"Why didn't you go" Miley said as she put her wig back on

"I wasn't really hungry,"

It was true. Joe had been so sick with himself over his unnatural like of Hannah that he wasn't in the mood to eat.

"Hey, why'd you put your wig back on?" Jo asked

"I've got a secret to keep! Hello!"

Just then Kevin, Nick and Roxie all got back on the Bus.

"Okay, Time to go!" Roxie shouted as she sat down in the driver's seat.

The two, previously absent, Jonas Brothers made their way to the back of the bus

"Hey, Hannah," Nick said upon reaching Miley and Joe, "Sorry about leaving so quickly, it's just that… Roxie scares me!"

"Don't worry about it," Miley said, blushing, (…Again!) "She scares a lot of people."

Joe frowned. They were flirting again. The only thing that made him feel better about the situation was that he knew something Nick didn't; He knew the real Miley.

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"Oh, Lilly, don't you look cute!" Lilly's mother said as Lilly finished getting ready for her blind date

"Are you sure you don't know what he looks like, Mom?" Lilly said as the doorbell rang

"Don't worry so much, it'll be fine" Heather Truscott said as she guided her daughter to the door and then opened it

"But what if he, ugly or dorky or-"

Lilly saw Trevor

"-Amazingly cute" Lilly finished after seeing the boy.

Trevor was really cute. He had shaggy light brown hair and incredibly blue eyes. And a heart melting smile.

"Pardon?" Trevor asked

"Nothing!"

"Uh, are you Lilly?"

Lilly nodded dumbly

"And that would make you Mrs. Truscott" Trevor said, shaking Lilly's Mom's hand

"Nice to meet you, Trevor" Heather said smiling

"Umm, Lilly I think we should go now, Bye Mrs. Truscott."

"Bye! have a good time you two!"

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"So… Lilly, What's it like living in California?" Trevor asked as he picked up his soda and took a sip.

(They were at a local restaurant whose name Lilly didn't remeber)

"Umm, Its, Uhh, sunny?"

"So descriptive!" Trevor baited

"I'd like to see you do better when a really cute boy is on a date with you!"

"You'd like to see that, 'Cuz I wouldn't like to do that"

"That's not what I meant!"

"Hey, wait, you think I'm cute?"

"M-mabey…" Lilly said, blushing

"Puppy cute or Jake Ryan Cute?"

"What does it matter?!" Lilly said defensively

"So, you do think I'm cute!"

"And what if I do?!"

Trevor leaned across the table and said, "Then I might do this," and he kissed her.

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"Remind me why we're doing this again" Miley said to Joe

"Because its fun!" Joe whispered, "Now shh!"

Joe and Miley were preparing to Prank Nick and Kevin

"Hand me the water balloons" Joe ordered

"Here" Miley said, handing the previously mentioned balloons to Joe

Joe hook the balloons up to this contraption designed to let the balloons go when the doors to Nick's and Kevin's rooms where opened.

"Are you sure this'll work?" Miley whispered

"Positive. There all done!"

With that the pair left the area, as to not be caught red-handed

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Miley smiled.

She and Joe had gotten a lot closer since she told him her secret. He was being really nice about it and didn't tell his brothers.

Also, because Joe knew, she didn't always have to have her wig on when she was around him. For that Miley was thankful.

"So, have they found the trap yet?" Miley asked

"No…" Joe said sadly, "Not a drop of water has fallen on their heads…"

"Oh, well, it'll happen eventually"

Splash

Splash

"Apparently, 'Eventually' came sooner than usual" Joe said as he grab Miley's hand (earning him a blush from her,) and rushed to his brothers rooms (which were right next to each other.)

When they reached the rooms, they saw both Kevin and Nick, soaked to the bone.

Both Miley and Joe broke out into hysterical laughter

"Joe, I'd expect this from you," Nick said, "but why did you have to drag Poor Hannah into this?"

"I didn't drag her into this, I simply pulled her along." Joe said, still laughing a little

"You boys better get dried up, we have a concert today!" Miley said as she walked to her room to prepare for said concert.

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"Sometimes I walk a little faster

In the school hallway

Just to get next to you

Some days I spend a little extra

Time in the morning

Just to impress you"

Both Joe and Nick watched Miley intently as they got ready to go on stage.

"Guess you don't notice

Guess you don't need this

why you're not seein' what you're missin

On the outside shyin' away

On the inside dyin' to say"

In a minute, the Jonas brothers were going on stage with Hannah as a bridge between their performances, and neither Joe or Nick could wait to sing with her.

"I'm unusual

Not so typical

Way too smart to be waiting around

Tai chi practicing

Snowboard champion

I could fix the flat on your car

I might even be a rock star"

"Sometimes I wish when the phone rings

That it would be you

Saying let's hang out

Then you confess

That there's something special between us

Why don't we find outyou don't even know me

Guess you don't need me

why you're not seein' what you're missin

Joe could really empathize with the lyrics of 'Rock Star'"

"On the outside shyin' away

On the inside dyin' to say""I'm unusual

Not so typical

Way too smart to be waiting around

Tai chi practicing

Snowboard champion

I could fix the flat on your car

I might even be a......rock star"

"If you only knew the real me

I might even be a rock star

I'm telling you that we are meant to be

Now wouldn't it be nice if you could see

That I really am a rock star"

"I'm unusual

Not so typical

Way too smart to be waiting around

Tai chi practicing

Snowboard champion

I could fix the flat on your car

Rocking it where ever we are

Cuz I really Am A Rock star

A Rock Star!"

" Thank You, Everybody! Here are the Jonas Brothers!" Hannah Shouted to the crowed as she announced her tour-mates

That was her cue.

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A/N: Hey, you guys like my reference to the 1st episode? (Lilly, Do you wanna Know a Secret) I'm still undecided about the couple. Also, she told Joe her secret…If you didn't notice… I was really debating whether she should tell the Jonas Brothers or not…So I made a compromise, she only told Joe… Now they have a connection: The secret.

PS: Sorry about the bits with Roxie… I'm just not sure about how to write her. And yes, knows how to drive a bus…. Because I say so! Oh, and sorry for making this chapter kind of short, I did it really quickly. (and I'm not really happy with the last bit with 'Rock Star' but, I really like that song!)

PPS: Also, I don't know about other writers on but I obsess, over the hits and reviews my stories get, so… GIVE ME REVIEWS!!!! (…please!)

PPPS: Do you notice how I sometimes say 'Hannah said' and other times say, 'Miley said.' Well, I have a perfectly valid reason: It's the fame of mind Miley's in. I use 'Hannah' when she's acting as Hannah and feels like Hannah. I use 'Miley' when she feels like Miley (AKA: any other time) So, for the most part, from now on. I think that I'm going to use 'Miley'

PPPPS: Wow, I sure did put a lot of these didn't I? Hey! Guess what on right now! Me and Mr. Jonas, Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas! How weird!

End Quote: And then I ate a napkin and Jackson was all "You said doodoo!" and Lilly was all "Bug on a windshield" and I was all "Good night everybody!" and that's why we have to move. Miley Cyrus (As Hannah Montana)