That's Just the Way Hannah Rolls

By Anna-Morgause

Description: Spending an entire summer with the Jonas Brothers: What could be better? Absolutely nothing… unless, of course, you have to keep your true identity secret. And having you're overprotective puma of a body guard there isn't exactly a plus.

Disclaimer: I'm writing fanfiction. Do the math.

Quote of the day: "No I won't! I'm 14! I'm almost guaranteed to mess this up. You're the adult. You're supposed to tell me what to do!" Miley Cyrus (As Hannah Montana)

Chapter 7: G.N.O. (Guy's Night Out)

Miley lazily flipped through a generic teen magazine, her wig lied next to her on the couch.

She stopped on a random page and read one of the headlines

Hannah And Nick: The REAL Story

Below there was a picture of Miley (as Hannah and Nick singing together on their tour)

Miley was curious, (even though she probably shouldn't have been,) about what the Magazine had to say.

You've all thought it, now we're saying it: Hannah Montana and Nick Jonas would be perfect together. Zap!'s sources say they are. Yes, you read right, We have confirmation from some of their close friends (and photo proof on the next page

Miley was quickly turned the page and found a giant picture of when she and Nick had kissed at the rest stop. She didn't remember anyone taking a picture… But, she was a teensy bit distracted.

While Miley was busy staring at the picture, Kevin came into the room

"Hey, Miley, What ya readin'?" Kevin asked the younger girl

"Uhh, Nothing!" Miley said quickly as she sat on the magazine

"Ookaay… Hey can I talk to you?"

"Sure, go ahead!" Miley replied

"Listen, Miley, I know that both Nick and Joe like you a lot, and its not that I don't like you or anything, I just don't wanna see them get hurt." The eldest Jonas explained

"For them to get hurt is the last thing I want! I just…"

Miley couldn't find the right words

"I understand," Kevin said, "But the longer you drag this out, the more its gunna hurt… for everybody"

"I know…"Miley said sadly

"But hey! Things'll work out," Kevin said as he opened his arms to hug Miley to signify things being okay between them.

"Thanks Kevin" Miley said, hugging him

Then there was a flash of light coming from a nearby window.

"You come back here with that camera!" Roxie yelled as she chased the would-be paparazzo down.

"That picture better not turn up in Zap!" Miley said

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Nick was bored

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BORED!

Miley had suggested that He and his brothers go out together and have a "guy's night out."

Apparently, it's not as fun as it sounds; it's actually pretty awkward…

Well, the awkward part might have had something to do with the fact that both Nick and Joe had kissed Miley, and there was a picture in this week's Zap! Of Miley and Kevin Hugging…

Needless to say, Nick was kind of mad at his brothers.

Why shouldn't he have been?

He kissed Miley first.

He liked Miley first!

Then Joe and Kevin had to go and ruin it for him!

Nick sighed

All of this must be confusing poor Miley, Nick thought

But he couldn't let the fact that it was bothering him show, that'd just cause Miley more trouble.

Nick looked over at Joe

Joe, the curly haired teen thought, How could he do that to me? He knows that I like Miley!

Then, Nick looked at Kevin

Nick figured the hug was probably innocent…But still!

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Joe sighed.

Nick was staring daggers at him.

Way to be subtle, Lil' Bro, Joe thought

It was like he didn't have a right to like Miley

And Kevin, he was just sitting there, not doing anything…

Well, so was Joe, but that was besides the point!

Joe sighed again

He shouldn't have gone on this "G.N.O…."

It was bad for his health.

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Kevin was worried.

His brothers were looking at him in a funny way. (And not Ha-ha Funny!)

Was this about him hugging Miley?

Man, they really liked her!

Miley doesn't know how far deep she's in, Kevin thought.

Kevin sighed

This "Guy's Night Out" was not going well.

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"So you sent them on a 'Guy's Night out?'" Lilly asked over the phone

"Yes, I thought a G.N.O. would do them some good," Miley explained, "but now their not talking"

"Guy's are just weird sometimes… Hey, when are you getting into Kansas?"

"In a couple of days, why, does Lola wanna make a guest appearance?" Mile asked hopefully.

"No, Lilly wants to take Trevor to the Hannah Montana Concert"

"Oh, okay, will you want Backstage Passes?"

"Definitely!"

"Why did I even ask? I'll come to you're great-Aunts house, as Miley of course, and give them to you….Hey, Is there any way I can meet the infamous Trevor?"

"Oh! Yeah, I've wanted you two to meet!" Lilly said excitedly, "…and since we're going backstage… Can Trevor meet Hannah?"

"I'm sure that can be arranged. You're really trying to impress this guy, aren't you?"

"yeah, I just really want him to like me!"

"But he does like you"

"You and your 'logic!'"

"Weirdo…"

"You know it! Hey, have you seen last week's Zap!?"

"Uh, no," Miley Answered, "Why?"

"I think it might have something to do with the whole 'Jo-Bros-Not-Talking'- thingy" Lilly explained

"Why, what's in it?" Miley asked

"Have you and Kevin Hugged lately?"

"Where are you going with this?"

"A headline is Miley'sgetting Cozy with Kevin" Lilly read

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

"I know! It sounded weird to me, too!"

"That's gotta be it!"

"I'm gunna go talk to them, thanks, Lil"

"No problem…" Lilly said, "Just don't forget about the Backstage passages!"

"I wouldn't dream of it! Bye"

"Bye"

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Miley decided to go talk to Kevin first, since he was oldest. (And it'd just be easier that way.)

"Hey, Kevin" Miley said as she approached the eldest Jonas Brother

"'Sup, Miley?"

"Sooo, I'm guessing the whole 'Guy's Night Out'-thing didn't go well"

"Really? Whatever would have given you that idea?" Kevin said sarcastically

"Come on, Just tell me what happened, you don't have to rub it in my face!"

"That's just it! Nothing really happened! Nick just looked at me and Joe weird and Joe just sat there looking upset!"

"That bad?" Miley said grimacing

"No-"

"Oh, that's good!"

"It was much worse. Miley, you have to decide… Soon!"

"I know! I know!...I know! I-I…!"

Miley broke into sobs

"I-I'm…So…confused!!" Miley managed to choke out between sobs.

Kevin didn't know what do to.

There was a sobbing girl sitting next to him, so he hugged her to comfort her.

Eventually the crying stopped

"I'm sorry, Kevin" Miley Apologized, "You must think I'm a melodramatic crybaby who can't make decisions"

"Well…"

"Kevin!" Miley exclaimed

"Joking!"

"Thank you, thought, I'll decide soon…I promise!"

"'Kay, Miley see ya later."

"Bye"

As Miley walked away she decided to leave talking to Nick and Joe for another day.

A/N: As per mayniac's request, there was some Nick stuff in there. What'd ya think? Kevin! Did you see Kevin! He hasn't done anything in forever! Also, I hope Zap! isn't a real magazine… I just made up a random name…

PS: Kevin likes Miley… but he doesn't like-like her.

PPS: If you review, you get a prize! (cough-cough it's a cookie cough)

PPPS: I think I'm subconsciously telling myself to hurry up and figure out who Miley likes… this story can't last much longer without having some of it just feel like filler.

End Quote: "Not just any chocolates. Chocolates from the sky!" Emily Osment (As Lilly Truscott)