Playing Matchmaker
Sorry for the long wait. I had writers block, and I posted a new story because I couldn't think of any ways to go about getting rid of it... anyways, I'm really sorry. Maybe when you're done reading this, you could go to my profile, read some funny quotes, and read my other story, Yuna?
Thank You! Oh, and by the way, there is a big timeskippy type thing in here. It's the only way I could think of to actually finish the story.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, Final Fantasy, Wikipedia, Xiaolin Showdown, or anything else that is cool.
Several hours later...
Sakura, who was panting from running away from her would-be-suitors, was taking refuge in a crowd in the middle of the room. She looked up at the clock. It was five minutes to midnight.
Only five more minutes to go... Sakura thought.
With Naruto...
"Aaaaaah! It's five minutes to midnight! I'm almost out of time!" He shouted, earning many strange looks from the people around him.
With Shikamaru...
"Oh, well. I tried." Shikamaru said, yawning. Then, he walked away, towards the buffet line where he knew Choji would still be eating.
With the Betters...
"Hey, Lady Tsunade, what happens if no one kisses Sakura in time?" Shizune asked.
"Well, then, since I didn't bet on anyone, then the money goes to the village." Tsunade said.
"Yeah, right. It probably goes right into her sake cabinet." Tenten whispered to Ino, snickering.
With Sakura...
Thirty seconds... Sakura thought.
She was so engrossed in the clock and the constantly diminishing window of time for her suffering, that she didn't notice someone sneaking up on her...
Fifteen seconds...
He was getting closer...
Five seconds...
BAM! She was kissed. But by who? She couldn't see.
DunDunDunDuuuuuun...
With Naruto, Neji, Kiba, and Akamaru...
"Woah. I didn't see that coming." Neji said.
"Yeah. Who would have thought..." Naruto said.
Kiba was sobbing. "My one and only chance to get a girlfriend just flew out the window!"
He said.
Oh, for Pete's sake... Akamaru said. He jumped out of Kiba's coat and bit the sleeve of his jacket, and began to lead him towards the corner.
"Akamaru... where are you taking me?" Kiba asked.
With the Betters...
"No way." Tsunade said. All of the others were equally appalled, except for one extatic Sand nin...
Just then, a small white dog dragging a person who was hunched over interrupted their shocked silence by entering their circle.
Here you go, kid. Akamaru said as he led Kiba into the circle, and towards one of the girls.
"H-h-hey... what are you-" Kiba asked, but was cut of when he accidentally kissed Hinata.
She, of course, was very surprised. So surprised, in fact, that she fainted.
"Uh, Hinata? You okay?" Kiba asked uncertainly as the girls stared at him, excepting, of course, the winning Sand nin, who was still celebrating.
With Sakura...
She finally realized who had just kissed her.
O...
M...
G... Inner Sakura said in a surprised sort of way.
Did I just get kissed by...
Yes, you did. Innner Sakura said.
No way...
Yes, way! Inner Sakura said.
But that's... impossible...
Oh, for Pete's sake! You just got kissed by GAARA, okay! Deal with it!
With the Betters...
"I told you he would!" Matsuri shouted towards the still-stunned girls. "Now give me my money!"
Tsunade looked at the card. "Matsuri... Sand Village... betting on Gaara to kiss Sakura first... Yup, she won." She said.
"Well, that was a surprise," Temari said. "I had no idea that Gaara was into her."
"No way..." Ino said, still incredulous.
"Yes, way..." Tenten said.
"NOOOOOOOOO! How could he possibly have lost! He had the power of youth on his side! YOUTH!" Gai sobbed.
With Lee...
Lee had rushed home immediately after seeing Gaara kiss Sakura and had begun eating Chocolate Ice Cream while crying, "WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME!". As such, he is now in a Chocolate coma and cannot comment for this segment.
With Gaara and Sakura...
Sakura just stared incredulously at him.
"See you tomorrow..." Gaara said as he walked away.
Sakura fainted.
YES! IT IS FINALLY DONE! You thought it was Kankuro, didn't you? Yes, it was Gaara from the start. That is why I left him out of the story, so it would be a bigger surprise. HA, HA, HA.
Tell me what you thought and read and review my new story, Yuna!
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