I was going to put this in the last chapter but I didn't know if it would go good or not and i just forgot to...so heres what happened to get him side tracked. You don't have to read it if you don't want to though.
Deidara rushed out of the room to go get the supplies Madara wanted him to get. As he was running, he ran past Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kakuzu. "Hey Deidara!" Kisame yelled, his usual grin even bigger than before.
"We want to ask you some questions."
Forgetting what he was supposed to get and do he replied, "Sure. What do you want to ask un?"
"First off, we're not sure still but are you a girl or a guy?" Zetsu asked while the others laughed.
"For the last frickin time, I'm a guy!!!" He yelled angrily as the others rolled on the floor laughing.
"Next question." Kakuzu said. "Do you have your wallet on you?"
"Yes, why?"
"Not anymore!!" They said all together laughing while Kakuzu held Deidara's blue wallet firmly in his hand.
"Give that back!" Deidara yelled trying to reach for it but Kakuzu was too tall for him and he couldn't reach it at the height Kakuzu was holding it at.
"Next question." Hidan interupted. "Why don't you get a fckin hair cut? I mean seriously, you look like a fckin girl.
Maybe thats why people get your gender confused."
"I like my hair like this so shut up!" Deidara yelled furiously. "Now give me my wallet back."
"One more question." Kisame said. "Do you want to blow up the leader's office with us?"
"Why do you want to blow up his office?" Deidara asked. He saw the smile fade away from all of their faces.
"He ate fish in front of me for torture." Kisame said crying.
"He called me a green, ugly, giant." Zetsu muttered angrily.
"He made fun of Jashin." said Hidan sadly.
"He stole my money away from me." an angry Kakuzu said. "All $1,000,000!"
"We need to get him back." They all said at the same time.
"And why do you want me?" Deidara asked impationatly.
"Your good at blowing things up." Kisame said. "Your like a natural or something." Kisame saw that Deidara wasn't going to do it so he said, "I won't rape you for a month if you help us."
"For a month?" Deidara asked, his spirits rising. Everytime Kisame got drunk he'd think Deidara was a girl and try to rape him.
"Do you think you can stop yourself when your drunk?" He asked.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure." Kisame said, staring down at his feet.
"Ok, lets do it." Deidara said happily.
They followed Deidara into his room so he could get as much clay as he needed for this task. He grabbed 3 whole bags of it and they walked out towards the leaders dormitory.
Once they walked in, Deidara put as much clay as he could into the mouths at the palms of his hands. After a few minutes they spat out two magnificent clay birds and Deidara through them up in the air. " Get out of here now." Deidara said as he was about to blow up the birds. They ran out including Deidara.
Deidara did the familiar handsign of hitsugi (ram) and the walls, door, and everything blew up. Deidara and all of them ducked as pieces flew everywhere. "Good thing he's down at the other end." Deidara said happily. "He has a surprise when he comes back to his office." The others were laughing and cheering at the remains of the leader's fine office. Just then Deidara remembered what he was really supposed to be doing. "I have to go." he said and ran off to go get the supplies he needed.
I know it seems stupid but when my sister read the last chapter that I made so far she wanted to know how Deidara got side tracked so I decided to make a little thing on it. I hoped you liked it a little bit at least. I'll try to make the next chapter come out as soon as possible.