Disclaimer: I don't own anything you may recognize…I only wish I did. All I own is Akasha Tayman, Zachary James and Annabella Rivers.
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Dear Diary,
This is so weird. The bloody annoying owl had a letter with some waxy stuff on the back of it that's now all over my fingers. I opened it and it said that I had been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I highly suspect this was Zach's doing, I'm gonna get that little bugger. But the letter seems so formal and the writing doesn't look like Zach's. Still, I'm gonna kill him. Anyway, Diary, The letter also says that I am required to have responded by July 31st and that a list of basic requirements is enclosed. The other list is sitting on my bed, I'll read it later.
They, I mean Zach, apologize for the delay. It's signed by- Who the hell is Minerva McGonagall? Okay, if this is a trick, it's a damn good one. Not even Zach is that inventive, and he once had me believing that my pen pal lived in Japan and his name was Akasha Tayman. It was really only Zach and I found him out after a month after I found all of my letters on his desk one day. I could have killed him for making me look like such a dickhead. Anyways (That's like my favorite saying right now) I'm going to ring him and tell him he didn't manage to fool me. Well, this time anyway. But first, I'm gonna go get me some orange juice. I'll write later tonight, Diary
Annabella Rivers
Later That Night
Dear Diary,
Okay so I went over to his house and talked to Zach, but he says he has no idea what I'm talking about. I showed him the letter and his eyes like totally popped out of his head. He held up a letter he had gotten earlier that day. It was like totally the same as mine, except for it had his name on it. We both wrote back to Minerva – Snort, Minerva, who calls their kid that? – And now Zach is, like, lying on my bed holding his beer bottle up and singing. He's totally pissed, I can tell. We're both waiting for responses but my dad is out with his mates and my mum is on the piss.
She seems to constantly drink ever since she found out about Lillianne. Zach asked for lemonade and mum gave him vodka, totally avoiding eye contact with me. Pfft, as if I care. I bet this is all some stupid hoax cooked up by Ally-Anne James. She has the worst sense of humor in school. Hey look it's a tap-dancing chicken. Sorry that was Zach. Grrr. He so pisses me off sometimes. He's running around my small bedroom singing "We Are the Champions" at the top of his voice. He looks like an idiot. Arghh that damn owl is back again. If it doesn't have the responses I'm gonna introduce it Colonel Sanders.
Annabella Rivers
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