The Beauty and the Rock Star

Disclaimer: -grumbles- it's the big men with suits on that's making me do this! They said they'd push a lawsuit against me┘ so┘ to save my skin and the little money I have (a piggy bank full of 3 pennies) I do not own Inuyasha┘ Rumiko-san does. -glares at lawyers- HAPPY?

A/N: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! -runs away from evil teachers- -pants- okI┘know I have not been updating but just ...so..much...homework...& drama... I promise I will update sooner... its just that my bffl is a STUPID WHORE and she is after every single boy I like...after I tell her that I like them... you better watch out Cecilia. Or I'll get Inuyasha to use the wind scar on you! THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME!!!!!

Chapter 3

I hope that's not me he's pointing at!

'A million fans screaming for me! The almighty Inuyasha Takahashi! Now to pick some dumb bitch to sing with me'

Inuyasha looked out into the crowd and his breath was caught in his throat.

Oh my god...she's beautiful...but wait...why isn't she screaming? Oohh, she's giving her friends evil looks because they're screaming for me! She looks so much like Kikyo...but without all that nasty make up. Hmmm... Seems like she hates me...well guess what wench!? You may hate me now but you'll love me after this.

Inuyasha took a deep breath and spoke into the microphone in front of him.

"As you all may know, I will know pick one girl to sing "whine up" with me. I wish I could pick all you beautiful girls-" At this Kagome snorted.

Inuyasha gave her a small death glare and continued. "but I can only pick one."

Inuyasha pretended to think.

"Hmm...I pick...you! Come on don't be shy! Come right on up!"

I hope that's not me he's pointing at!

"Go on up Kagome!"

Oh mother fucking shit...it is me he's pointing at! If Ayame and Sango give me one more push I swear to god I will kill them!

"You give one more push and I swear I will murder you two!" Kagome said in a deadly voice.

"Sure you will Kaggie..." Ayame said grinning like a lunatic

Sango and Ayame both finally managed to pushed Kagome up onto the stage.

"Ok! Now that I have my singing partner I will now take her backstage and show her the dance steps and song! Be right back!" Inuyasha screamed into the microphone.

And with that Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's wrist and pulled her behind the curtains.

Is it me, or is his grip just a little too tight?

As soon as Inuyasha made sure that his microphone was turned off, he started giving everyone orders.

"You! Go get me some water! And you! Yes, you...go prepare the studio!"

Ugh, he' just how I imagined him, snotty, rude, -Inuyasha stop in his tracks to stare at him self in the mirror for a good five minutes.- and so in love with himself.

Inuyasha looked at her and said,

"look wench, we are going to go into the studio for about half an hour so you can learn the dance steps and then we're going to go into the recording booth so you will be able to learn the lyrics without all the noise that is going on out side these walls, ok?"

Kagome just nodded meekly and was about to say that her name was not wench, but in fact Kagome, before she was rudely interrupted by an extremely shrill voice from behind her.

"Inu-kun! Are you done with teaching some whore how to sing and dance!" Kikyo yelled out, walking over to them in a strut that Kikyo thought looked seductive. In reality she just looked drunk, and high.

Kagome turned around and looked at Kikyo.

So this is his newest girlfriend. Holy crap she looks just like me!

" Kikyo, sweetie, how many time have I told you not to make fun of the volunteers?" Inuyasha said in a fake sweet voice.

Kikyo looked serious for about a moment and then both Inuyasha and Kikyo burst out laughing.

Bastards. Kagome thought angrily.

After they laughed for about a good five minutes while Kagome sulked, Inuyasha looked at her with tears in her eyes and said, "Look wench, I now have to show you how to sing and dance or I'll lose the ratings so come on."

" Excuse me but you can not call me wench."

"Excuse me but you can't call me wench. Oh give it a break! He's Inuyasha Takahashi and my boyfriend, he can call you whatever the hell he wants bitch!" Kikyo said in a fake impression of Kagome.

" I don't care who the hell he is or his status Kikyo, but he can't call me that! And you can not, I repeat not call me a bitch you whore!" Kagome retaliated.

"Whatever Kagome! Inu-kun, get this over as soon as possible ok?"

" Ok sweetie." Inuyasha said.

Kikyo leaned in and gave him a kiss on the lips. -author falls over and gags-

Kikyo looked at Kagome as if saying, 'I'm the H.B.I.C so back off!'

Kikyo walked away in her little Im a whore strut and Inuyasha turned to face Kagome.

"Ok now I have to take you to the studio and we can learn the steps from there ok?"

Inuyasha spoke as if he was speaking to a little five year old. " Ok then. Just stop talking to me like I'm a little kid."

"Fine then wench lets go." Inuyasha responded gruffly, grabbing her wrist and leading her toward the studio. As they were walking towards the studio Kagome had one thought.

Oh god...what have I gotten myself into...

So... what did you guys think? I won't tell you the dance steps but you will see them in the next chapter. Once again the reason as to why I have not been up dating is at the top...so plz review! don,t be too harsh...I'm only eleven!!

Kisses,

ModernDayMiko12