-1 The Beauty and the Rock Star
Disclaimer: -grumbles- it's the big men with suits on that's making me do this! They said they'd push a lawsuit against me… so… to save my skin and the little money I have (a piggy bank full of 3 pennies) I do not own Inuyasha… Rumiko-san does. –glares at lawyers- HAPPY? ¬.¬
A/N: Ok I so far basically loath middle school. I swear, my teachers will rue the day they gave my so much homework. I only have one A and like 4 Bs. I WANT ALL As! When it comes to my grades I go coo-coo. If I want all As then god damn it, I'm going to get all As'. Anyway…here's chapter 4.Oh and in this fic, Inuyasha, Kagome, and everyone live in Tampa, Florida. Kagome and her friends got to school at Pierce middle school. Just so you know. It is so much easier to write when you know the enviorment your characters are in.
Chapter 4
What the…
Kagome sighed. They had taught Inuyasha and her -mostly her- the dance steps and occasionally Kagome would mess up and Inuyasha would scold her like there's no tomorrow.
FLASHBACK
Kagome was twirling and got dizzy and accidentally stepped on Inuyasha's Gucci "dancing shoes".
"Gah! What the hell is your problem wench? These are brand new! AAAAHHHHHHH!"
END FLASHBACK
Sadistic bastard… Kagome thought angrily. Kagome was now getting measured to have her outfit fitted for the song.
"Ok, Ms.Kagome, you are going to be wearing a…." Kagome ignored the Designer's constant rambling.
"…and for the second song-"
"THE WHAT?!" Kagome screamed.
"The second outfit, Ms.Kagome, for the second song." The designer stuttered as Kagome loomed over him (ANIME STYLE!!).
"NO,NO,NO, I AM ONLY SUPPOSED TO DO ONE SONG!" Kagome yelled flames dancing around her figure. (ANIME STYLE AGAIN!)
"Well, Ms.Kagome, Mr.Takahashi said that he wanted you onstage dancing to all the songs." The designer said meekly as Kagome glared at him heatedly.
"Oh, Ok then!" Kagome said cheerfully. She leaned back.
"What's your name again?" Kagome asked cheerily. To cheerily if you ask me.
"J-J-Jankotsu, Ms.Kagome." He said more afraid of Kagome's "cheery" mood than her angry one.
"O.k. then, by any chance…do you know where Inuyasha is?" Kagome asked keeping the fake smile plastered on her face.
"He may be in his dressing room, doing the same thing I'm supposed to be doing to you right now…" Or making out with his whore of a girlfriend. Jankotsu finished in his head.
"Pssht, He's probably getting a b.j from his slutty girlfriend." Kagome said spitefully.
"Right on girlfriend! If you want, I can show you the way to Inuyasha's dressing room."
"You know, Jankotsu, that would be just perfect!"
"O.k. then, Kagome, follow me." Jankotsu led he to a room a couple doors down to a door that said, "Inuyasha Takahashi." under it there was a sign hanging from the doorknob that said "do not disturb." in bold letters.
"Shall we?" Jankotsu said in a fake cheery voice.
"Why I believe we shall!" Kagome said mirroring his tone.
Kagome barged in and when she say the scene before her she immediately shielded he eyes and ran out of the room.
"My eyes! My poor virgin eyes!" Kagome yelled.
"Lady Kagome what's wrong?" Jankotsu asked, hearing her screams.
"Look for yourself." Kagome said sweeping her hand dramatically over the closed door of Inuyasha's dressing room.
Jankotsu crept over to the door and opened it just an inch.
"Dear god! Inuyasha! Put your shirt back on! (author drools) Oh God! Kikyo, you get dressed, (author passes out from the nasty image ) and get out of Inuyasha's dressing room immediately! Chop, chop! We only have-" Jankotsu stopped to look at his watch.
"-FIVE MINUTES TILL SHOW TIME! Get OUT! OUT! OUT!" Jankotsu pushed a half naked Kikyo out of Inuyasha's dressing room.
"You'll pay for this, Jankotsu!" Kikyo yelled, her face twisted with fury.
"Well I finally see that you took off that horrible Halloween mask, Kikyo." Kagome said smugly.
"Well, I also took off just about everything off for one of the hottest singers in the U.S and in Japan." Kikyo retorted, obviously satisfied with herself.
"So you don't deny that your face looks like a fake, ugly, cheap, Halloween mask."
"…"
"Exactly!" Kagome said in a proud voice walking toward Inuyasha's dressing room.
"You'll pay, Higurashi!" Kikyo yelled frustrated.
"Uh-huh, if you want money, just ask Inuyasha for the fifty bucks he owes you from that blow job, Kikyo." Kagome said mockingly.
Kikyo let out a scream of rage. "You'll pay for this little-"
SLAM
Kagome had just slammed Inuyasha's dressing room door closed behind her.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Kagome screamed at Inuyasha as soon as she walking in.
"Oy, Wench, don't slam that door so hard!" Inuyasha said, his ears flattened against his head.
"Mira, comemierda, I do not care about that right now, because you just fucking arranged for me to sing and dance to every mother fucking song!"
"Kagome, what type of choice words are those? Are you mad cause Kikyo was here giving me a blow job?" Inuyasha said as if he was talking to a little kid.
"Oh, you want some choice words huh? Well here are two…FUCK YOU!"
"Oh, Kagome, that hurt." Inuyasha said feigning fake hurt.
"You know what Inuyasha? I've had it! I can't stand you! I've had to put up with you for so fucking long, Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled, anger in her eyes.
"You know what, Kagome? I don't give a flying fuck. All I want is for you to be up there singing, and dancing your little whore dance, for one stupid concert! Like I would ever want you on the stage with me, wench! I'm just doing this for the money, fame, and babes." Inuyasha said with a cocky grin.
"Oh, go fuck yourself, Inuyasha!" Kagome said about to walk out of the room.
"Actually, I have Kikyo for that!" Inuyasha yelled as Kagome slammed the door on her way out.
Oh, he wants a whore dance, does he? Well I'll show him a whore dance! I'll be a bigger whore than Kikyo…If that's possible… Kagome smirked as Jankotsu and others rushed to her side and started to put on her first outfit.
"OK, so Kagome…you know the dance steps, words and everything right?" Jankotsu asked.
"Yea, but what about the other songs I'm supposed to do?"
"Don't worry about those. We have a ten minute break after every song. Haven't you ever come to an Inuyasha concert?" Jankotsu asked amazed.
"No, and I don't plan on coming to another." Kagome said.
"You really hate Inuyasha, don't you, Kagome?" Jankotsu asked, concern in his voice.
"Yes, and deep, personal reasons are behind that hatred." Kagome scowled menacingly.
Jankotsu took out his phone and pretended to make a call.
"Hello, Oprah, yes this is Jankotsu, I have a problem with one of my clients and a very annoying popstar and his girlfriend…"
"Very funny, Jankotsu." Kagome said sarcastically.
"OK! It seems we are all done here! So just wait for Inuyasha so we can start the show!"
"O.k!" Kagome said, feeling a tad bit happier.
Inuyasha suddenly came running from out of his dressing room, to stand next to Kagome.
Kagome glared at him until the music started to play.
"And now give it up for Inuyasha Takahashi and Kagome Higurashi!" The speakers boomed with the voice of whoever just announced the beginning of the concert.
The music boomed through the speakers and Kagome had one last thought before she and Inuyasha stepped out.
Showtime…
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This chapter was meant to go out on my birthday: January 8th, but school started that day and I couldn't do anything till today!
Lots of hugs and kisses to all my reviewers!
Oh, and Inuyasha-loves-Kagome? Thanks for caring about how school is going for me! If you wanna know exactly what Inuyasha is gonna do, you are gonna have to read on!
If you wanna see the tortures of middle school, read the top author's note!
p.s Thanks for asking!!
Ok! I know that wasn't the best of places to stop, but I have to stop somewhere! Next chapter: Lights! Camera! SECRETS!
Yours truly,
PerpetualDarkness