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Chapter 2 - James Wilson

"House? House? Are you here?" Wilson walked onto the quiet and slightly dark stage, looking around. He noticed the chair and figured it wouldn't hurt to sit for a moment. His stupid mistake…

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." Wilson looked around, confused.

"James Wilson…"

"Yeah?" He asked.

"Don't interrupt me!" I yelled.

Wilson looked a bit afraid, but remained to sit in the chair.

"James Wilson…" I continued. "He is secretly in love with his boss, Lisa Cuddy…"

"What?!?! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Wilson said.

At that moment House limped on stage… Again… Man, I'm going to call security…

"What?!?! You love my girlfriend?!?! How could you? You're my best friend!" House yelled.

"Well, That's not entirely true…" I said. "You said that you didn't love Cuddy and that you don't even like Wilson…"

"But… But…" House was thinking of an answer when at that exact moment, security ran on stage and took House away.

Wilson just sat in the chair.

"Well… Since I found House - or actually House found me – I can go now." Wilson said, while he tried to get up from the chair.

He didn't succeed and it might've had something to do with the ropes that appeared from behind the chair and that tied him instantly.

So he had no other choice than to sit in the chair and that gave me a chance to tell my audience a little more about him.

"James Wilson… He plays My Little Pony with Chase and he always gets into fights with Chase about who gets the pink flying pony… Seriously?!?"

"HOW DID YOU KNO- I mean… THAT'S A LIE." Everyone stared at him.

"Chase, they're onto us!" Wilson hissed. Chase appeared on stage and had a suitcase with pictures of My Little Ponies on it, with him.

"I'll hide the ponies!" Chase said, while he was running across the stage.

"I GET THE PINK FLYING ONE." Wilson yelled as Chase ran off the stage - the suitcase filled with their My Little Ponies.

I sweat dropped. "...I am now officially emotionally scarred for life…"

Wilson just sat in the chair, doing nothing.

"Anyways… James Wilson, he had electroshock therapy to try and rid himself of his fear of cute little bunny rabbits." I said.

"They are NOT cute! They are evil! They are trying to take over the world and no one will be able to stop them!" Wilson said, while there was fear written all over his face.

"Yeah… Right… Let's continue… James Wilson…"

A large bag of Skittles was thrown onto the stage and fell on Wilson's lap.

"Cool, free Skittles." Wilson said as he opened the bag.

"James Wilson… He is about to be attacked by a stampede of Skittle-crazy Grey's Anatomy characters." I grinned.

"What?" At that point, Meredith, Izzie, Alex, George, Cristina, Miranda, Derek, Callie, Addison, Preston, Mark and Richard ran on stage.

"SKITTLES!" They all squealed.

"AHHH!" Wilson screamed like a little girl and ran for dear life, the Grey's Anatomy cast chasing him.

"This is my favourite part." I got some popcorn and watched as Wilson was chased by the Skittle Crazy stampede.

I smirked. "Man, that never gets old."

"AHH!" Wilson screamed backstage.

"SKITTLES!"

"AAAAAAH! Don't make me go back there. MOMMY!" Wilson screamed as he ran on stage again, still chased by the Skittle-crazy stampede.

He sat in the chair – again, stupid mistake – and threw the bag of Skittles to the group that chased him. They ripped the bag open even more and within seconds, all the Skittles were gone.

Satisfied, they all walked off the stage.

"Ok… That was a bit random," I admitted.

"Pfieuw" Wilson said. "They're gone."

Then he realised that he was in the chair again. "NOOO!" He tried to get up, but the ropes appeared again. So he was stuck.

"Let's continue. James Wilson… he wants me."

"Seriously, nobody in the universe would want you. You're not nice." Wilson said, still trying to catch his breath.

I sniffed.

"My mom says I'm nice... LOOK! Cute little pink bunny rabbits!"

Hundreds and hundreds of cute little pink bunny rabbits appeared on stage. Wilson screamed and ran off the stage, followed by the cute little bunnies.

I laughed evilly. "Now you know that James Wilson is secretly in love with Lisa Cuddy, plays with My Little Ponies with Chase, had electroshock therapy to try and rid himself of his fear of cute little bunny rabbits, was attacked by a stampede of Skittle-crazy Grey's Anatomy characters and that he wants me."

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Next victim is… CHASE!!!
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