Well, here it is! Chapter 4:). Sadly, there are just 2 more chapters left.
˚Aaaaaaaaaaaw˚. But… I decided to write another one for Grey's Anatomy!
So if you want me to put that up after Everybody Lies, please tell me:).
I hope you'll like this chapter!
One thing, if you like Cameron, please don't read this chapterXD.

Chapter 4 - Allison Cameron

The stage was unusually quiet and I was heaving a bored sigh. I tapped my fingers against something and sighed again. The stage remained empty along with the evil chair. People heard the dialling of a phone.

"Hello? Yeah, I'm calling for a new victim.. I mean contestant… Hey, we have a show today and no freaking person to annoy... If you want to get paid, send Cameron out here...I don't care what stupid lie you use. Tell her, I don't know, House is on the stage..." At that moment, Allison Cameron skipped out onto the stage humming merrily.

"Wow that was fast." I hung up the phone and coughed a little. "Hello Cameron, sit in the chair." Cameron blinked and did what my evil little voice asked her to do.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Allison Cameron... She likes to attack people with muffins… Do you seriously think that people are going to get hurt by getting a muffin thrown to their head?! You'd probably do them a favour if those muffins are good…"

"I like making people happy!" Cameron squealed.

I sweat dropped. "Right… Moving on… Allison Cameron… She drinks Vodka out of a vase… Ever heard of glasses?!"

Cameron looked like I'm crazy. "Glasses are too small… Duhuh…"

I raised an eyebrow and said "Yeah… "

I thought for a moment. "You're right!"

Allison clapped her hands and smiled.

"Yay! I'm right!"

I raised my eyebrow again.

"Yeah, you're right… Don't make such a big deal out of it…"

Cameron rolled her eyes.

˚˚ I continued. "Allison Cameron… She is very mean to old ladies… What did old ladies do to you?" I asked.

"I am not mean to old ladies. I always help them to cross the street and stuff. I would never do anything to hurt an old person." Cameron answered.

"Never? Not-even-for-one-million-dollar-never?" I asked.

"Well, for one million dollars, maybe I would." Cameron said happily.

"You would?" I looked stunned. "I always thought that you would be the one person, who would never do that."

"Well, then you thought wrong." Cameron responded.

˚˚˚I sighed. "Allison Cameron… She is planning to create the perfect man, using Wilson's personality, House's sarcasm and smarts, and Chase's hair… Are you insane? Wilson is boring... You should use my personality! I'm loving, caring…"

Cameron interrupted me. "Annoying…"

"What?! I'm not annoying! I'm just telling the audience things about you that no one knows.."

"Ok." Cameron said, while she smiled sweetly.

I blinked. "Wow… She was easy to convince…"

"Allison Cameron… She plans to dominate the world."

"YAY. I'm going to fill the world with sugar rainbows, healthy people and ponies."

"...Note to self, move to the moon... Allison Cameron...She built a shrine for House and put the corsage he gave her, in it. She makes sacrifices in the hopes of House falling in love with her… Is this true?!"

Cameron nodded. "Yeah, and it works! He looked at me twice today during a differential diagnosis! He even talked to me when it turned out that the patient has an auto-immune disease!" She squealed happily.

"Did it occur to you that the only reason he talked to you is that his patient has an auto-immune disease and you're an immunologist…?" I asked.

"You are just jealous that House is in love with me and not with you…" She answered and she stuck out her tongue.

I rolled my eyes. "If you say so…"

I paused and then continued. "Allison Cameron.. She hasn't got a life..."

"I don't? Aw, poor me." Cameron said a bit sad.

"YOU DO HAVE A LIFE."

"I do? YAY." Cameron squealed happily and clapped her hands.

"Grr... Allison Cameron...she's actually a boy."

"I am? I always thought I was a girl."

"YOU ARE A GIRL."

"Then how come you said I was a boy?"

"I WAS LYING."

"Ohh."

"RRRRRGGG! Allison Cameron… SHE'S STUPID." I yelled angrily.

"Dude...are you a ghost? How come you seem like a ghostly voice from nowhere?" Cameron asked, ignoring the comment.

"Ok...very random today aren't we?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a doctor."

"...I'll take that as a yes." I sighed.

˚˚˚˚"Allison Cameron… She secretly eats puppy meat…"

"No, I don't… Puppies are sweet!" Cameron squealed. "I want to have one for my birthday. Will you buy one for me?"

"THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE… I AM SO OUT OF HERE." I said angrily and I walked away from wherever I announced.

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˚˚ - Idea by Single-Black-rose
˚˚˚ - Idea by Marie Terensky
˚˚˚˚ - Idea by Freakygirlhere

Don't say I didn't warn you;). I like Cameron, she's my fav character, but it's just fun to make fun of herXD.
The whole 'vase' idea was based on a conversation I had with some one who was drunk, but I won't tell you who it was, ˚Cough…˚ Freakygirlhere ˚Cough…˚, so thank her for that;).
The next victim is… Foreman! Please give me ideas, or I will be forced to write another boring Author's Note…:)
Anyway, I hoped you liked it and please leave a review:).