Chapter 2
Stealing Bella
Disclaimer: I think I'm going to cry, but I don't own Twilight. Yet.
Emmett's POV
Okay, telling everyone that caterpillars are taking over? Not one of my brightest ideas. And I've had a lot of those so I would know. I got a lot of letters telling me I'm an idiot (like Edward does). Anyway, I really need something to do today. Yesterday, i spent the entire day in the bath tub trying to get the caterpillar germs off me. Had I been human, I'd probably be dead right now i scrubbed so hard. It was fun though because I got to play with my rubber ducky! I love that duck.
Think, Emmett, think! What fun stuff is there to do around here? Hmmm... I could bother Edward again... no, I'd get hurt... I wonder what Rose is up to... no, I'd get hurt then too... I know! I'll steal Bella! She can't hurt me! Besides, Edward won't hurt me for that, Alice does it all the time so I should be all right. Perfect idea! I get a cookie! Wait, I can't eat. I miss cookies. Maybe I'll give Bella a cookie while she can still enjoy them! And then we can go to Canada to get rid of all those caterpillars! Perfect! This should be fun.
I went over to Bella's and like usual, Edward was there. How am I supposed to get Bella with Edward the Emmett hurter here? Why is he always here anyway? Oh well. So I climbed up the wall and in through Bella's window. They were just sitting on her bed talking. How boring! They never do anything exciting. That's why I'm here to help! So I grabbed Bella and threw her over my shoulder. Edward looked stunned for a second before hopping off the bed to kill me. I ran (the only logical thing to do) for Canada. Edward was right on my tail so I sped up. Bella started to scream for Edward to help her but i gave her a cookie and she was quiet again. Why was she quiet? I looked the pack of cookies in my hand (still running). They weren't cookies, they were poison! GASP! Oh well. I hope she isn't dead.
I looked behind me to see how close Edward was and got a shock. Not only was Edward chasing me (where'd he get that medieval flail? Oh well), but Jacob the boy kid wolf wonder was too! Where'd he come from? He probably just wanted to look like a hero in front of Bella so she'd leave Edward. Too bad she was knocked out.
So finally we got to Canada (Jacob and Edward in tow) and the caterpillars were everywhere! It was terrifying! There was more than last time too! They were probably building up their army to over throw the planet! We had to stop them! I put on the brakes and screeched to a stop. Jacob and Edward were so close no that they instantly crashed in to me. Edward Grabbed Bella from and immediately began pummeling me. I ran up a tree. Edward, holding an unconscious and poisoned Bella, couldn't get me. He paced the tree around and around, growling the whole time. Jacob just stood there waiting for something to do.
Suddenly, the caterpillars were morphing. Drawing together into some huge shape, it seemed to grow and grow as more caterpillers took their spots. Finally, it was done. The shape the caterpillars had formed was a giant...
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-Cullens4everandever