I do not own any POTC things, except my own FFs, thank you very much! And I do own my caramel frappicino! –Will comes in- Will: YOU MEAN CRAPICINO! Me: Whatever, you idiot.
AnimePirate: OK, so here are your orders, Pirates:
Davy Jones gets a double choco-chip latte
Norrington gets an iced tea, (how boring)
Beckett gets a cookie
Will gets a brownie
Elizabeth gets a vanilla bean frappicino
And Jack gets a caramel frappicino!
Jack, we have SO much in common!
Jack: I know! Let's be BFFL's!
AnimePirate: Yay! –huggles!-
Will: I wanna hug!
-I hug Will. He's warm, but Jack is hawt XD-
Elizabeth: I feel left out!
-I hug Lizzie-
-Beckett, Norrington, and Davy come and hug me-
AnimePirate: Now, let's watch Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End!
Elizabeth: Um, I'm not so comfortable with the whole "Watching Will Die" situation.
AnimePirate: Suck it up!
-Movie goes on and Beckett dies-
Jack: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
-Beckett gives Jack a death look-
Jack: Not good.
-CAT FIGHT!-
Elizabeth: Um, AnimePirate, it's Dog Fight. Not Cat Fight.
AnimePirate: Well, it should be CAT AND DOG FIGHT. I see a girl. And the other is Jack.
-I laugh in Beckett's face-
-Elizabeth and I high five-
Elizabeth & AnimePirate: BURN!
Beckett: SO MEAN!
Davy: COOKIES!
Norrington: SHUT UP!
AnimePirate: SHUT IT! –I pull out a bazooka and kill everyone but Will, Norrington, Jack, and Elizabeth…and me.-
AnimePirate: Much better.