Author's Note: Yeah! Avenue Q songs sung by Twilight characters! Muhahahahaha! I love to laugh manically! Anywhos, Enjoy!...this first song may not be the funniest but boy will the other ones make you pee yourself! Woohoo!
DISCLAIMER: I ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY AND UNDOUBTFULLY DON'T OWN TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, OR AVENUE Q! THERE! NOW YOU CAN'T SUE ME!...even if you did want to sue me…I'm poor so you wouldn't get a lot. Whatever! I don't own squat!
Avenue Q Opening Number
Emmet and Rosalie: The sun is shining,
It's a lovely day,
A perfect morning for
A kid to play
Charlie and Renee: But you've got lots
Of bills to pay—
What can you do?
Bella and Edward: You work real hard
And the pay's real low
And ev'ry hour
Goes oh, so slow
Jasper and Alice: And at the end of the day
There's nowhere to go
Everyone: But home to Avenue Q!
You live on Avenue Q!
Your friends do too.
You are twenty-two.
And you live on Avenue Q!
You live on Avenue Q!
You live on Avenue Q!
Me, the Author: You know what to do!
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