Author's Note: Here we go! The first actual song! Okey dokey this is how it's gonna work! I won't always let the same people sing the same parts for every song! Gives it more variety ya know? Anywhos, ENJOY! Remember: IT'S ALWAYS FUNNIER IF YOU LISTEN TO THE SONG WHILE READING THIS!!!!
It Sucks To Be Me!
Aro: What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
Fours years of College,
And plenty of knowledge,
Has earned me this useless degree!
I can't the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place!
But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference to the human race!
Bella: Morning Brian!
Jasper: Hi, Kate Monster
Bella: How's life?
Jasper: Disappointing
Bella: What's the matter?
Jasper: The catering company laid me off.
Bella: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jasper: Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college,
And I always thought….
Bella: What?
Jasper: No, it sounds stupid.
Bella: Oh c'mon!
Jasper: When I was little,
I thought I would be,
Bella: What?
Jasper: A big comedian on late night T.V!
Bella: Oh.
Jasper: But now I'm thirty-two and as you can see,
I'm not.
Bella: Nope.
Jasper: Oh well.
Bella: Mm mm.
Jasper: It sucks to be me!
Bella: Nooo….
Jasper: It sucks to be me!
Bella: No!
Jasper: It sucks to be broke, and unemployed, and turning thirty- three!
It sucks to be me!
Bella: You think your life sucks?
Jasper: I think so.
Bella: Your problems aren't so bad….
I'm kind of pretty
And pretty damn smart.
Jasper: You are.
Bella: Thanks!
I like romantic things like music and art.
And as you know I have a gigantic heart,
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
FUCK! It sucks to be me!
Jasper: Me too!
Bella: It sucks to be me!
Jasper: It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be Brian!
Bella: And Kate!
Jasper: To not have a job!
Bella: To not have a date!
Bella and Jasper: It sucks to be me!
(Edward and Emmet arguing)
Jasper: Hey! Rod, Nicky, can you settle something for us. Do you have a second?
Emmet: Oh, Certainly.
Bella: whose life sucks more? Brian's or mine?
Edward and Emmet: OURS!
Emmet: We live together
Edward: We're close as people can get
Emmet: We've been the best of buddies
Edward: Ever since the day we met
Emmet: So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset!! Oh!
Everyday is an aggravation
Edward: C'mon that's an exaggeration!
Emmet: You leave you clothes out,
You put your feet on my chair!
Edward: Oh yeah? You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!
Emmet: You make that very small apartment we share, a HELL!!
Edward: So do you! THAT'S WHY I'M IN HELL TOO!
Emmet: It sucks to be me!
Edward: No! It sucks to be me!
Bella: It sucks to be me!
Jasper: It sucks to be me!
Bella Edward Emmet and Jasper: Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
(Interlude)
Victoria: Why you all so happy?
Edward: 'Cause our lives suck!
Victoria: Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country, for opportunities,
Try to work in Korean Deli,
But I am Japanese!
But with hard work I earned two Master's Degrees!
In social work,
And now I am therapist!
But I have no clients!
And I have an unemployed fiancé!
And we have lots of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
Sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
Sucka, sucka, sucka, suck!
It suck to be me!
Aro: Uh, excuse me,
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
Victoria: Why you looking out here?
Aro: Well, I started in Avenue A,
But, so far everything's out of my price range,
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, look! A "For Rent" sign!
Jasper: You need to talk to the superintendent,
Let me get him.
Aro: Great! Thanks!
Jasper: YO GARY!!!!!
I'm coming', I'm coming'!
Aro: Oh my god! It's GARY COLEMAN!
Mike: Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman,
From TV's "Different Strokes".
I made a lot of money,
That got stolen by my folks!
Now I'm broke, and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes!
But now I'm here, the superintendent!
Of Avenue Q!
Bella Edward Emmet Jasper and Victoria: It sucks to be you!
Bella: You win!
Bella Edward Emmet Jasper and Victoria: It sucks to be you!
Jasper: I feel better now!
Mike: Try having people stopping you to ask you,
Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?
….It gets old….
All: It sucks to be you!
On Avenue Q!
Sucks to be me!
On Avenue Q!
Sucks to be you!
On Avenue Q!
Sucks to us!
But not when we're together!
We're together here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
Till our dreams come true!
We live on Avenue Q!
Aro: This is real life!
All: We live on Avenue Q!
Edward: You're gonna love it!
All: We live on Avenue Q!
Mike: Here's your keys!
All: Welcome! To Avenue Q!
Author's Note: You people know what I want….REVIEWS!!!!