Author's Note: You know the drill….Listen to the songs to make them funnier! Oh, and this song most people have been waiting for! Lol! Guess which one? Lol!
The Internet Is For Porn!
Esme: The internet is really really great!
Emmet: For porn!
Esme: I've got a fast connection,
So I don't have to wait!
Emmet: For porn!
Esme: What?
There's always some new site!
Emmet: For porn!
Esme: I browse all day and night….
Emmet: For porn!
Esme: It's like I'm surfing
At the speed of light!
Emmet: FOR PORN!
Esme: Trekkie!
Emmet: The internet is for porn!
Esme: Trekkie!
Emmet: The internet is for porn!
Esme: What are you doing?!?!
Emmet: Why you think the net was born?
PORN! PORN! PORN!
Esme: Treee-kkkie!
Emmet: Oh! Hello Kate Monster!
Esme: You are ruining my song!
Emmet: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to.
Esme: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet
For a minute so I can finish?
Emmet: Me no talkie.
Esme: Good.
I'm glad we have this new technology,
Emmet: For porn!
Esme: Which gives untold opportunity.
Emmet: For porn- oops, sorry.
Esme: Right from your own desktop.
Emmet: FOR—
Esme: You can research, browse and shop.
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
Emmet: FOR PORN!!
Esme: TREKKIE!
Emmet: The internet is for porn!
Esme: Nooo!!!!!
Emmet: The internet is for porn!
Esme: Trekkie!
Emmet: Me up all night honking me horn!
To PORN! PORN! PORN!
Esme: That's gross! You're a pervert!
Emmet: Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster.
Esme: NO really, you're a pervert!
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet.
Emmet: Ooh?
Esme: What?
Emmet: You have NO idea!
Ready normal people?
Mike Eric Jacob and Tyler: Ready!—Ready!—Ready!
Emmet: Let me hear it!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: The internet is for porn!
Eric: Sorry Kate!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: The internet is for porn!
Eric: I masturbate!
Emmet: All these guys
Unzip their flies!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: For porn! Porn! Porn!
Esme: The internet is not for porn!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: PORN! PORN! P—
Esme: HOLD ON A SECOND!!!!!!
Now I know for a fact
That you, Rob, check your portfolio
And trade stocks online.
Tyler: That's correct.
Esme: And Brian, you buy things
On the internet!
Mike: Sure!
Esme: And, Gary you keep selling your possessions on EBay.
Jacob: Yes I do!
Esme: And Princeton, you sent me
That sweet online birthday card.
Eric: True!
Emmet: Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do….after? Hmm?
Eric:….Yeah.
Esme: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: The internet is for porn!
Esme: Gross!!!!!!!!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: The internet is for porn!
Esme: I HATE PORN!
Emmet: Grab your dick!
And double click!
Esme: I HATE you men!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: For porn! Porn! Porn!
(Harmonizing) Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Esme: I'm LEAVING!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Esme: I HATE the internet!
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!
Emmet: The internet is for-
Emmet Eric and Mike: The internet is for-
Emmet Eric Mike Jacob and Tyler: The internet is for porn!
Emmet: YEAH!