Obvious Author's Note: Listen to the song for better enjoyment!
Besides The Obvious Author's Note: So sorry it took me forever! I've been so busy you wouldn't believe all the shit I've been through lately! Anyways, enjoy!
Mike:
Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who
lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet
her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is
Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And
sucks like a Hoover.
I e-mail her every single day
Just to
make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far
away, in Canada!
Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so
sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with
her legs up over her head!
Oh!
I wish you could meet my
girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her,
I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to
Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives
in Vancou-
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful
girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!
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