I don't own Devil May Cry or any one in it. When we last left off Dante was screwing over Vergil and Lady now how will they get their revenge you'll have to read to find out now enough will my talking and on with the story.
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It had been a few days after Christmas with happy Dante and a pissed Lady and Vergil. Down stairs Dante was drinking beer waiting for the ball to drop signaling New Year's Day. But upstairs Lady and Vergil were plotting their revenge. "So what should we do first?" Vergil asked Lady.
"Well I did some thinking and we should take away his beer first" Lady answered.
"Forcing him to go out to get more."
"Then we dye all his stuff pink."
"Then last but not least."
"We take away his weapons" they said together.
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Down stairs with Dante was looking at a Playboy mag when the phone rang "Devil May Cry."
"Um can you um h-h-help me p-please?" said a stuttering voice from thee other end of the phone.
"That depends you got the pass word."
"Um y-yes the p-pass word is Rebellion right."
"Yeah so where and when is it and most importantly how much am I gana get?"
"W-well it's at the Slice Of Life book store and you'll get um $3,000 dose that suffice oh and i'll need you here in half an hour."
"Yeah i'll be there in ah bit see ya" he said then hung up the phone. Then he turned around to see Lady come down the stairs go to the fridge and beers.
"Come on Lady you aren't still mad at me are ya?"
"…."she answered.
'Hope she gets over it well better get goin' he thought.
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Lady and Vergil were up stairs sipping beer when they heard the door open and close signaling that Dante had left.
"Well he left on his own so let's drain his beer and start dyeing stuff." Lady said with a grin.
"Yes lets" Vergil agreed so they set to work.
23 minutes later
"Well that's done now all we have to do" Lady started.
"Is steal his weapons" Vergil finished.
"Hey i'm back" Dante announced as he walked in the front door closing it behind him.
We walked over to the fridge to grab ah beer but saw there was none. He let out ah sigh and said "WHO THE HELL TOOK ALL MY BEER? (ok so more like yelled like my grandma after finding the condom that my cousin left in her bed after being banged by her boy friend.)
When no answer came he went up stairs to his room and opened the door
Only to stare in horror at what was in side. Pink walls, bed, he ran to the closet to find all his clothes some shade of pink. He prayed that his weapons hadn't shared the same fate well he wouldn't know because "Where are they I put um right here what the" where his weapons should be there was ah note that said
Dante if you want your weapons back come
to Lady's room now.
Sincerely: Lady & Vergil
"… Those ass holes" Dante said in ah deadly whisper.
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In Lady's room Lady and Vergil were sitting on the bed kissing (yes kissing) when they heard Dante yelling.
"Well I guess he saw it" Vergil said kissing Lady's neck.
"I guess he did" she answered leaning into him.
"Give me back my weapons no-" he didn't get ah chance to finish what he was about to say because he was now covered in lard from head to toe.
Thee other to said nothing just sitting there pointing a video camera at Dante and sharing a passionate kiss to celebrate the New Year. Then they broke the kiss and said to Dante
"Happy New Year Dante" Lady said first.
"Yes Happy New Year little brother" said Vergil.
"Hu yeah what ever."
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Well as was said Happy New Year every one this is the last chapter of this fan fic
So please review oh and i've changed my name to Silentdeath Bringer see ya