Obvious Author's Note: Do I honestly have to tell you to listen to the songs for a better enjoyment?
Author's Note: This one is a fun song!! Yeah!! Back to the fun songs!! Oh yeah, sorry about the out of place format of the last two songs, but that's the new format because my computer is retarded.
There's A life Outside You're Apartment
Carlisle:
Princeton!
Edward:
Yeah.
Carlisle
Listen,
buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks.
What's up with
that?
Edward:
I
went to work for a temp agency, and they
fired me for being too
depressing on the phone.
I maxed out my cards, I'm two months
behind
in rent, I totally messed up my personal life.
Oh, and
Brian - I still haven't found my purpose!
Carlisle:
All
right. Get off your ass and stop worrying!
Everyone's getting
together to mess around the city today.
Edward:
Have fun!
Carlisle:
When I say everyone, that includes you!
There is life outside your
apartment.
I know it's hard to conceive.
But there's life
outside your apartment.
And you're only gonna see it if you
leave.
There is cool shit to do,
But it can't come to
you,
And who knows, dude
You might even score!
There is
life outside your apartment.
But you gotta open the door!
Edward:
No, thanks, I'm staying in!
Carlisle:
Don't tell me I gotta force you.
Edward:
Sorry!
Carlisle:
All right, everyone! He's resisting!
Esme, Jasper and Emmet:
There
is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life
outside...
There is life outside your apartment!
There's a
pigeon
Squashed on the street.
Esme:
Ew.
Carlisle:
There's a girl passing by
Jasper:
No I think it's a guy
Esme, Jasper and Emmet:
And
a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat!
Sorry, can't help you.
We could go to the zoo!
Emmet:
Pick up girls at NYU!
Carlisle:
We could sit in the park smoking pot!
Esme:
Or not.
Esme, Jasper and Emmet:
There is life outside your apartment.
Edward:
Well, I guess I'll give it a shot.
All:
There
is life outside your apartment.
I know -
There is life outside
your apartment.
Jessica:
I'm gonna jump!
All:
Don't
do it!
Jessica:
Okay.
All:
There
is cool shit to do
But it can't come to you
So come on
-
Mike:
Get out of the way asshole!
Edward:
Fuck you!
All:
There
is life outside your apartment.
Oh, you never know
What's
around the bend.
You could win the lotto
Or make a
friend...
Guys:
Take
her home to see your apartment!
Rosalie:
Do
you wanna feel special?
I can see that you do.
Well, I can make
you feel
Special.
If you let me feel you.
Guys:
She'll
feel you!
Rosalie:
Where's your pad?
Edward:
Not too far.
Guys:
We
could call you a car.
Edward:
We'll be fine, thank you! See ya!
Esme:
Hope you don't get gonorrhea!
All:
There
is life outside your apartment.
Edward/ Rosalie:
But now it's time to go home.
All:
There
is life outside your apartment.
Emmet:
Me going home now.
Edward/Rosalie
It's time to go home!
Emmet:
That's
where me gonna go!
Rosalie:
I can make you feel special
Emmet:
That's
where me gonna go!
All:
There
is life outside your apartment.
Emmet:
Me
going home now,
That's where me gonna go!
Edward/Rosalie:
But now it's time to go home
Emmet:
For
porn!
Author's Note: I know…that song ended really wrong! Muhahahahaha!!!!