Obvious Author's Note: Guys, if ya haven't done it already, look up these songs and listen to them while you read, it's A LOT more funny my lovelies!!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN AVENUE Q! Though….as much as I love the musical and I wish a thousand times I did own it, I don't!! T-T
Besides the Obvious Author's Note: ……JTHM ROX MY SOX!!! Hehe, randomness….xD
I Wish I Could Go Back to College
Esme:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
Carlisle:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
Billy:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
Billy, Carlisle and Esme:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
Billy:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...
Carlisle:
Or get into a play...
Esme:
Or change my major...
Billy:
Or fuck my T.A.
Billy, Carlisle and Esme:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
Billy:
I wish I could go back to college!
Billy, Carlisle and Esme:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
Billy:
I wish I had taken more pictures.
Carlisle:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
Billy, Carlisle and Esme:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
Author's Note: This is one of my personal favorite songs from the musical! I loves it soo!!!