Obvious Author's Note: Guys, if ya haven't done it already, look up these songs and listen to them while you read, it's A LOT more funny my lovelies!! -
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN AVENUE Q! Though….as much as I love the musical and I wish a thousand times I did own it, I don't!! T-T
Besides the Obvious Author's Note: eating jalapeño and cheese flavored cheetos and listening to Linkin Park What?!? I don't tell YOU how to live YOUR life!!! Lol, enjoy guys! xD
Alice:
How much do we get?
Jasper:
Boy, it's not very much at all, is it?
Edward:
Never say never, Princeton, there's still
One more person we have to hit up!
Emmet:
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy.
Alice:
But it for good cause.
Emmet:
What in it for me? Go away!
Jasper:
I guess Kate'll never get her school for Monsters.
Emmet:
What you say?
Edward:
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.
Emmet:
School for Monsters?
Me never hear of that.
School for Monsters!
School for lonely little monsters!
When me little,
Going to school,
Other children
Think me not cool,
Poking and pulling
At me fur...
Now me have therapist,And work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!
Here!
Me give you $10,000,000!
Jasper:
Trekkie! where did you get all that money??
Emmet:
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!
Alice, Emmet, Edward and Jasper:
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You're also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can't
Help
Helping yourself!
Author's Note: LOL! I LOVE making Emmet play as Trekkie Monster!! xD