Obvious Author's Note: Guys, if ya haven't done it already, look up these songs and listen to them while you read, it's A LOT more funny my lovelies!!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN AVENUE Q! Though….as much as I love the musical and I wish a thousand times I did own it, I don't!! T-T
Mike:
What
do you do
With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent"
sign!
Oh, my God! You're Gary Coleman!
Jacob:
Yes,
I am!
Mike:
Say,
can you tell me where to find the super?
Jacob:
I
am the super.
Mike:
Well,
listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Jacob:
Oh,
sure!
Edward:
Wait
a minute!
Wait a minute, that's it!
Bella:
What?
Edward:
My
PURPOSE!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and
not knowing anything! He has no idea
what he's in for! He
thinks the hard part's over,
but it's not! And maybe he needs
a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything I'm
learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Jasper:
Are
you high?
Mike:
And
I'm not some young kid who doesn't know anything.
Fuck you!
Author's Note: laughing Jasper asked Edward if he was high! snickers