Chapter 3

Lily and Amanda went to Ancient Runes with Sirius and James, while Jasmine and Remus went to Divination.

Lily and Amanda pulled out their papers. Sirius and James saw what they were doing and did the same.

Lily, Amanda, James,Sirius.)

Okay, we should really be paying attention, but I got to tell you this, Lils!

What?

Well...I think that Jas... JTTRICSAF!!!!!

NO! JASMINE!! COME BACK! DON'T GO TO THE DARKSIDE!!

Why not? We have cookies.

Potter. You just ruined my moment.

Did I? You'll get over it.

Yeah. You'll get over it Evans.

Black...What the hell are you doing, reading our notes?

Well, you see how this works. You two have enchanted paper. We have enchanted paper. Naturally, we can all talk.

She's not an idiot, Black.

Really?

POTTER! Insult her one more time, and I swear, by the time I'm done with you, you won't be able to walk for a month.

-gulp- ooooh. So scared of little miss Lily Evans.

I would be if I were you.

Well I'm not.

Yeah, he's not.

Black! What are you? A parrot?

Maybe...

Your such a dork.

I know.

He takes pleasure in it.

Really? I hadn't noticed(note the sarcasm.)

Alright. If I don't stop reading Black's remarks, my brain is going to melt.

Mine'll turn to popcorn...

-Everyone stares at her strangely.-

WHAT?

Popcorn? That's the best that you could come up with, Evans? Popcorn?

Shut up.

Yeah, shut up.

Look who's the parrot now.

Shut up, or I'll hex you into oblivion.

Yes ma'am.

I can't take this anymore!!!

Lils? Don't leave me here with them!!

LILY!!!

NOOOO!!!!

-Lily looked at Amanda and laughed. She refused to pull her paper back out.-

Good. Now that Miss Goody Two Shoes is gone, we can really talk.

Excuse me? What makes you think I will stay and talk to you.

Nothing really...except it's interesting.

Lay it on me.

I like Lily. I'm dating Tanya. Lily hates me. Do you see my problem?

Yeah. Tanya is a slutty bitch. No wonder you have a problem.

Not that! I mean I like Lily, and she hates me.

Oh, right...Sorry, your on your own.

HEY!! COME BACK HERE!! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!

Nice one, Prongs.

Shut up.

I'm still here...

Really?

I'm talking to you aren't I?

Yeah...

Now, about this problem...Your going to have to ask Jas. I am not good at playing match maker. That is Jasmine's job.

Okay...OH! I have her in my next class!

Oh, god. What have I done?

Made me very happy.

Punish me now! Please, I beg of you!

I still think that JITHGIHEM.

HAVE YOU BEEN READING IT THE ENTIRE TIME??

No...

Oh...GOOD!!

Whatever..

Okay. You and Jasmine have officially joined the dark side.

Yay? No wait... I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THAT DARK SIDE!!!

Would you look at the time? There's the bell, gotta go.

See ya.

Later.

Alligator.

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Everyone looked strangely at Sirius.

"Stuff it." he told them.

Lily laughed. She followed Amanda to lunch. They ate their food and raced back to Lily's room. Jasmine was waiting for them.

"Hey." Lily greeted.

"What's up?" Jasmine asked.

"Only the fact that Amanda told me that you think that Remus is cute, sweet, and funny.(JTTRICSAF)"

"AMANDA!!"

Amanda looked guilty.

"Sorry." Lily apologized.

"Well...I guess we're even. You think that James Potter is the hottest guy you have ever met."(JITHGIHEM)

"Doesn't mean I like him." Lily grumbled.

"Does so."

"Does not.

"Does so."

"Does not."

"Does SO!" Jasmine cried.

"Does so NOT!" Lily finished.

"Are you finished arguing?" a voice asked. Lily groaned. She knew that voice. It had to be----

James Potter was standing in the doorway.

"Can we help you?" Lily asked.

"Nope. Just standing in my common room. I'm sorry, I mean our commom room."

"How you became Head Boy, I'll never know. Although, I can understand how you've never noticed me before. You've never cared about Head's duties." Lily said.

James opened his mouth, then closed it. Lily walked over and slammed the door shut in his face. She heard him wince in pain.

"Your welcome!" she shouted.

Lily, Amanda, and Jasmine erupted into giggles.