Obvious Author's Note: Guys, if ya haven't done it already, look up these songs and listen to them while you read, it's A LOT more funny my lovelies!!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN AVENUE Q! Though….as much as I love the musical and I wish a thousand times I did own it, I don't!! T-T

Author's Note: THE LAST SONG!!! WHOOO!!! (bows and gathers up the roses being tossed over to me while blowing kisses)

Tear it Up and Throw it Away

Bella:
Oh Nicky, Nicky, bad news.

Emmet:
What's the matter Kate?

Bella:
I can't go with you to the Phish concert at the Aquarium.

Emmet:
Oh no, I was looking forward to that!

Bella:
Me too.

Emmet:
Oh, why can't you come?

Bella:
I got jury duty.

Emmet:
Jury duty?

Bella:
Mm Hm.

Emmet:
Aw, Kate, you don't have to go to Jury duty.

Bella:
Yes I do. I got this summons in the mail, it says I have to go.

Emmet:
Oh, what summons?

Bella:
This one.

Emmet:
No. WHAT summons?

Bella:
THIS one.

Emmet:
No Kate you don't understand: Tear it up and throw it away.

Bella:
What?

Emmet:
Throw it away, Throw it away! Tear it up and throw it away.
And go about your day!

Bella:
Oh, I can't do that! This is an official summons.

Emmet:
Oh! An official summons. Well, why didn't you say so?
Tear it up and throw it away!

Bella:
Just. Tear it up?

Emmet:
Yeah! And throw it away!
Tear it up and throw it away, so you and I can play.

Bella:
But, isn't it my civic duty?

Emmet:
Aw! Who gives a doody? The government employees already know,
For many reasons many people just won't show.
A piece of mail's an easy thing to overlook, so just like the airlines, they overbook!

Bella: Oh!

Bella and Emmet:
Tear it up and throw it away! Throw it away! Throw it away!
Tear it up and throw it away,

Emmet:
It's perfectly okay.

Bella:
Ah! Oh but wait a minute, wait a minute.
It says here the penalty is 30 days in jail.

Emmet:
KATE! No one's ever gone to jail! Gone to jail! Gone to jail!
Have you ever heard of anyone who's gone to jail,

Bella:
Oh! 'Cause something got lost in the mail! OH!

Emmet: Exactly!

Bella and Emmet:
Tear it up and throw it away! Throw it away! Throw it away!
Tear it up and throw it away! (tear)

Emmet:
Yeah, you got it!

Bella: Did not!

Emmet:
Right!

Bella and Emmet:
And go about your day!

Emmet:
Only the little people do jury duty Kate!

Bella:
Yeah!

Author's Note: I thought this was SSOOOO CUTE!! It's like a big brother telling his little sister something important!! x3 sooo KAWAII!!!