A/N: We apologize for taking so long to update but we're both out for the summer so we will finish. (Lex for President says he does not apologize). We're estimating the story to be a total of 5 chapters. We'll make it as quick and painless as possible, well, quick anyway. For the sake of the story, pretend that Tom Welling and George Reeves look identical, as well as Erica Durance and Noel Neil.
---
They found themselves in a dressing room.
Lois looks around, "What did you do, Smallville?"
"I reached for the bottle, there was a flash of light, and I was in a dressing room."
"I know that, stupid. Look around and help me figure out where we are." Lois picks up a magazine. "This is an old magazine from the 50s but it looks brand new. It has to be a fake."
Clark holds up a bottle of red hair dye "Well at least we still have the hair dye. Let's go back to the house and give it to Mom."
"How can we when we don't where we are and besides that bottle is half empty."
"I know where we are. We're in somebody's dressing room."
Lois rolls her eyes. "Let's get out of here."
Clark hears the sound of an audience laughing. "I think people find you funny. I just heard laughter."
"You are delusional. You better see a psychiatrist or at least check your hearing."
Clark doesn't answer because he's tuned into what's going on outside. He hears some strange dialogue.
"You children in the New York area, Superman will be making a personal appearance in the Macy's department store. Check your local paper for all the details."
"I want to go to Macy's to meet Superman," Clark said.
"What are you talking?" Lois said.
"Shhh," Clark says, as he listens to more of the dialogue.
"Okay, Superman Junior, time to go to bed."
"Lois, his son is out there. I want to see Superman's son."
"What in the world is your problem," Lois says. "Who is Superman?"
"I don't know." Clark uses his x-ray vision and sees himself waiting near a stage in a strange costume. "Whoa, I've got to get a closer look at this."
"At what?" Lois says very annoyed.
"You stay here. I'll be right back."
Lois folds her arms as Clark dashes out the door.
---
He was in a hallway. He saw a stage with a set and people doing a show. It looked like I Love Lucy but it couldn't be because it was in color. Besides, he was a Lucy fanatic and he had never seen this episode. He started to make his way over to himself but then he stopped. In the audience, he saw Lois. He had told her to stay in the dressing room. She never listened. She had even found time to change into a dress and sparkly heels. That was extremely fast. Maybe Lois had superpowers too.
TBC