Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters. I just like torturing them.

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Wrath: Welcome back to Are You Smarter Than The Insane Authoress??? Lets have a recap of the last chapter. I dumped applesauce on Massaya, sacred everyone several times and now it is time for Mew Mint to take on the task of answering my insane questions. Will she survive?? Lets find out.

Walks over to Mew mint who is tied to a chair and looks very nervous.

Wrath: Mint are you ready for the first question??

Mint: How can I?? I've been tied to this chair since the last chapter ended!!! I haven't even had any tea!!!

Massaya: Yeah, and I'm still covered in applesauce!!!

Wrath: Well Mint if I had not tied you to the chair you would have ran. And Massaya your still covered in applesauce because I think its still funny. Does anyone have any objection???

(Looks over at all the contestant. Lettuce is hiding while everyone else looks scared. Ichigo looks at Massaya and looks scared) None? Well let's begin.

All of the sudden a set up like on who wants to be a millionaire comes for out nowhere. The lights lower and focus on the set up. Mint is still tied up looks around confused.

Wrath: k first I will explain the rules of the game, 1, if you get a question wrong we keep going, just something bad happens to you. 2, for every question you get right you get… a cookie!!!.

Mint: Wait so all I get is a cookie!!! I suffer this much and all I get is a stupid COOKIE!!!!

Wrath: DO NOT INTERRUPTED ME OR ELSE!!!!! Am I clear to everyone? ( everyone shakes his or her head yes, while Lettuce is crying in the corner.) good back to the rules. 3, I make the questions so deal with it. 4, I make the rules and I reserve the right to change them. 5, I may change the rules. And 6, you will have no help unless I say so. 7, you have to answer 7 questions. Got it?

Mint: Why did you repeat number 4 only reword it.

Wrath: Because every game show needs at lest 7 rules everyone knows that. Now one to the questions. Number one, what is 2 2?

Mint: that's easy, it's 4.

Wrath: If it's so easy why did you get it wrong??? The answer is corn chowder. Duh.

Mint: that makes no sense!!!

Wrath: Is this 'Are You Smarter Than The Sense Making Authoress??' No it's 'Are You Smarter Than The Insane Authoress?' get it right!!! (A bucket of tea appears out of nowhere and pours on her head. It must be hot because then Mint screams)

Mint (while dripping): What was that for?!?!?!

Wrath: For one you got the question wrong and two earlier you complained that you didn't have any tea earlier so there's your tea. On to the next question. Number two what is 123456789/987654321?

Mint (preparing for something bad): 2?

Wrath: that is correct. (Mint looks surprised) see what happens when you realize that I'm insane? On to number 5.

Mint: hey what happened to 3 and 4?

Wrath: 3 and 4 are for wimps, so I gave them a vacation, and no more interruptions or I else!!!

Mint (challengingly): Or else what?

Wrath (waves her hand and a big wart appears on Mint's nose.): Or that happens. Now you have a wart. But not only a wart a BIG wart!!! Now on to the next question. What does and moron say?

Mint (screams while pointing at the HUGE wart on her nose): I don't care you gave me a wart!!! You fat Bitch!!!

Wrath: Oh I'm sorry the correct answer was, jdgjig dbugfjkasdbnfuk wehgbsejgfsjb ghwevdw!!!! Nice try though. (All of the sudden there's a puff of smoke and when it clears Mint is in a mid-evil witch costume.)

Mint: What the? (Out of nowhere the stupid village people from "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" come. You know the ones that the one guy clamed to have been turned into a newt? Well they came bye chanting 'Witch, Witch, Witch…' picked Mint up and cared her away.)

Wrath: (to Mint) have fun. (back to you) Well that's all we have time for so until next time (hears ice cream truck music in the background) ICE CREAM!!!!! (runs off leaving all the contestants looking confused and Pudding running after the ice cream truck too.) Hands off the ice cream Pudding it's mine!!!!

Pudding: Not if I eat it first!!!

So how was it? If you've never heard of 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' you need to go out and rent it. It's the funniest movie ever. R&R, it helps a lot. Oh and before I go (in French ascent), Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!! Now go away before I am forced to taunt you a second time!!! (I am not trying to be mean, it's from 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' so for all of you that haven't seen it, here's another reason to go and rent it. So you can know what the insane authoress is talking about.) See ya and PLEASE R&R. thanks to all that have so far.