Blooper Reel
AN:Just a reminder we don't always get it right.
(Chapter one, Brock Yates on Town Talk)
"Okay, let's head for Boston and..." said George. "What's with the mask and cape, Stanley?"
"Da Da DAAAAAAAAHHHH!" called Stanley as Captain Chaos as he attempted to start the Super Taxi. Unfortunately, the engine wouldn't catch.
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(Chapter four, Team Fugitive gets lost)
Johnny Five pulled alongside the convertible and Jarod rolled down his window.
"Excuse me." said Jarod. "Can you tell us how to get to St. Lucia?"
The teenager in the passenger seat turned to the driver and asked "What's St. Lucia?"
Everybody burst out laughing.
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(Chapter three, Team SCUMM starts the race)
"Now, remember the first rule of Polecat racing." said Ben. He pulled the rearview off its mount and said "What's behind me is..." He tried to toss the mirror out of the sunroof, only to find it was closed.
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(Chapter seven, Tom and Crow in quicksand)
"Well, darn." said Crow. "I guess there's only one option now."
Suddenly, Kevin Murphy climbed out of the quicksand wearing scuba gear and holding the Tom Servo puppet. "Time out, my regulator came apart." he said.
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(Chapter ten, coming up)
"Pretty soon, we'll have some more action to be shown." said Schwag.
"So, tell us, Phil." said Frankie. "What do we have to look forward to?"
The camera cut to Phil Keoghan. "Well, Frankie, we've got Dr. Bunsen Honeydew coming up to explain the possible routes through the continent." he said. "We've also got a man who will be explaining the various wildlife forms the racers might encounter."
The camera cut back to Schwag and Frankie. Frankie was rolling his eyes and hanging his tongue out.
"Thank you, Phil." said Schwag. "Right now, we've..." He started laughing.
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(Chapter four, the Sabre is fed to the shredder)
"Bail out!" yelled Darden.
He and Korpi threw open their doors. Before they could jump out, the shredder suddenly broke down. Darden and Korpi sighed with relief.
By the entrance, Jesse, Dom, and Memphis held their poses. They heard nothing.
"Isn't there supposed to be an explosion?" asked Memphis through gritted teeth.
"Yeah, where is it?" said Dom out of the side of his mouth.
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(Chapter twelve, Super Dave visits the Bluths)
"Who knows? Maybe they'll face off with a little fireball!" said Gob.
He quickly whipped his hand towards Super Dave like he was throwing a fireball. However, it failed to ignite and Super Dave was sprayed with lighter fluid. Super Dave looked at Gob doubtingly.
"But where did the lighter fluid come from?" asked Gob.
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(Chapter nine, April gets pulled over)
"Look, just give us your license and registration, please." said Joel.
"Okay." said April as she tried unzip her jumpsuit. "Uh, my zipper seems to be stuck."
"But it was working fine in rehersal." said Fearless.
"Okay, what's the deal?" asked the director.
"I'm not unzipping this thing!" said April. "It's flipping freezing out here!"
"I only need one take." said the director.
"Fine." said April. "But you're paying my medical bills if I get a cold."
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(Chapter six, Jason kidnaps George and Kuni)
Jason dragged Geroge and Kuni back to the trunk, stuffed them in, and closed it. He started to go to the driver's door when he stopped, looked around franticly, and patted down his pockets. He then walked back to the trunk, knocked on it, and said "Uh, excuse me! Do you have the keys?"
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(Chapter ten, Rockets in chains)
"All thanks to you, Meowth." said James as he got cuffed.
"I thought it was worth a try." said Meowth as the officer slapped the cuffs on him.
"And cut!" yelled the director. "That's a print!"
"Okay, I'll see you at the snack van." said Annie as she took off her cuffs. James, Oakley, and Meowth followed suit.
"Hey, I can't get these prop handcuffs off!" yelled Jessie as she tried in vain to get them off.
"Wait, these aren't prop handcuffs." said Kante. "They're real handcuffs."
James and Meowth started laughing.
"Knock it off!" yelled Jessie. "I'm gonna get you for this, you (CENSORED)!"
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(Chapter two, Super Dave's intro)
Super Dave pulled the ripcords. They both deployed.
"The parachutes have deployed." announced Super Dave. "I don't know what to do now."
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(Chapter eleven, the approach to Dracula's castle)
The Crown Mail, Torrida, and PT Phoenix raced down a hill and turned onto the bridge to Dracula's castle. The Torrida brushed against a signpost and the spoiler fell off. Buffy drove past the camera while covering her face and laughing.
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(Chapter five, the convoy)
"Let's form a convoy." said Cary Ford. "Twenty something pairs of eyes to look for enemies are sure to be better than two."
"There!" said Nash who then struggled to remember his next line. "Have you driven a Ford lately? That was wrong."
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(Chapter eight, Richard and Larry)
"First, I get high, then we get kidnapped!" said Richard as he drove. "This race is driving me nuts."
Bernie reached up and rubbed his nose.
"Richard, I think you should try to relax." said Larry before he realized what Bernie had just done.
Larry and Richard turned around and looked at Bernie. "What?" he asked.
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(Chapter six, Butthead warns Beavis)
"How was I?" asked Beavis.
"You did good, Beavis." said Butthead as Nicholas Brendan walked by in the background. "But if you ever do anything that stupid again, I'm gonna kick your ass."
"Uh, Nicholas?" said the director. "What are you doing here?"
Nicholas realized he was on camera and ran off.
"Sorry, guys." said the director. "We have to start again."
"Uh, okay." said Butthead.
"And ACTION!" said the director.
"How was I?" asked Beavis.
"You did good, Beavis." said Butthead. "But if you ever do anything that stupid again, I'm gonna kick your..."
Beavis cut him off with a kick to the crotch. Butthead dropped to the ground holding his 'nads.
"Beavis!" yelled the director. "Why did you do that?"
"He said he was gonna kick my ass!" said Beavis.
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(Chapter nine, Love Fist performs "Dr. Feelgood".)
Love Fist started to play through the opening to the song. Some time later, before Jezz started to sing...
On a Monday, I am waiting.
Tuesday, I am fading.
And by Wednesday, I can't sleep.
The members of Love Fist stopped playing and Jezz yelled "Where did you get that?"
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(Chapter four, Team U62 is lost on Dodge Island)
The Super Taxi was driving down a sidestreet.
"Kramer, are you sure you know...that your name is actually Stanley?" asked George.
The folks in the taxi cracked up laughing.
"Let's try that again." laughed George.
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(Chapter twelve, Donatello deals out)
"Hey, Donnie, whatcha got?" asked Memphis.
"I got a little alternator." sang Donatello as he handed him an alternator. "I got a little whatever-this-is." he sang as he took out the carburetor.
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(Chapter seven, Monk smashes the light)
"No, the other one." said Monk. "The Maglite."
Joe handed the Maglite to Monk.
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. He glanced off of it without breaking it.
(take 2)
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. He missed.
(take 3)
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. He hit it, but it didn't break.
(take 4)
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. It slipped out of his hand and flew over the car.
"I got it." said Joe.
(take 5)
"No, the other one." said Monk. "The maggot...Maglite."
Joe cracked up laughing.
"I'm going to use it to beat myself." said Monk.
(take 6)
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. He hit it, the light didn't break, and the force knocked the flashlight out of his hand. He walked away groaning.
(take 7)
"No, the other one." said Monk. "The Maglite."
Joe handed the Maglite to Monk. He dropped it and screamed.
(take 8)
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. He missed and stumbled. He shook his hands in the air and gritted his teeth.
(take 9)
"Thank you." said Monk. He turned and swung the Maglite at the amber light. This time, he smashed it. He and Joe cheered and laughed. After they composed themselves, he handed the Maglite back to Joe and said "You'll thank me later."
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(Chapter three, Marcus and Regis start the race.)
"In the L.A. Cop Car, Marcus Ellenstein." said David Spade.
Marcus did a burnout. A second later, the rear tire blew.
"Oh, nice one!" yelled Regis as he climbed out of the car.
"You're the one who was responsible for the tires!" yelled Marcus as he climbed out.
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(Chapter fourteen, Lone Wolf reaches the finish.)
Lone Wolf came racing up on the Nousagi. He did a wheelie and tried to bring it to a halt a few feet later. Instead, he fell over an rolled several feet. Brock, Mr. X, and Meat Loaf ran over to him.
"Hey, are you alright?" asked Brock.
Lone Wolf looked up at Meat Loaf and yelled "His name is Robert Paulson! His name is Robert Paulson!"
Raphael walked over and asked "Why does that name sound familiar?"
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(Chapter five, Yuri's fortress)
"Welcome to my fortress, Cannonballers." said Yuri. "I hope you enjoy your stay..."
He was interupted when a studio tram rolled through the fort.
"On your right, you can see the sci-fi fortress set." said the tour guide as most of the actors started to crack up. "They appear to be filming a...I think we just made the blooper reel."
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(Chapter twelve, Nash and Mitzi find the cabin)
"This is it." said Mitzi. "This is the cabin where he took us and..."
They noticed a black garbage bag next to the cabin which was moving around and shaking.
"Hold on." said Nash. He walked over to the bag and ripped it open. James and Meowth climbed out.
"What the hell are you guys doing in there?" asked Nash.
"Jessie stuck us in there because of all the stuff we did to her last year." said James.
"And I think those handcuffs played a part." said Meowth.
Nash and Joe turned and looked at Jessie, who had stepped into the clearing. She then turned and ran.
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(Chapter two, Ethan and Snake's intro)
"There, I got it." said Ethan as he packed up his laptop and got into the car. In the background, a prop fell over and made a loud enough sound to ruin the take.
"It's not gonna...blow?" asked Snake.
"It's perfectly safe." said Ethan. "Come on."
Snake grabbed Ethan by his collar and held him against the Monstruo. "Listen!" he growled. "If you didn't disarm this thing correctly and it blows, everything we've ever done will have been completely meaningless! When you retrieved that list, when you stopped that virus, diddly-squat! Every frickin' time I defeated that damn Metal Gear? Absolute zilch! Therefore, you better damn well make sure you disarmed that thing!"
"I got it." squeaked Ethan.
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(above scene, next take)
"There, I got it." said Ethan as he packed up his laptop and got into the car.
"It's not gonna...blow?" asked Snake.
"It's perfectly safe." said Ethan. "Come on."
"Alright." said Snake.
"Is that it?" asked Ethan.
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(above scene, next take)
"There, I got it." said Ethan as he packed up his laptop and got into the car.
"It's not gonna...blow?" asked Snake.
"It's perfectly safe." said Ethan. "Come on."
"Alright." said Snake.
Ethan paused. "Is that it?" he asked. Snake went face-down on the car's roof, laughing.
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(Chapter thirteen, Mitzi and her girls are freed)
"She gave us assistance in the battle." said Mr. X. "We couldn't have won without her. We're going to negotiate for her release." He tried to remove the handcuffs, but couldn't.
"Okay, what's wrong this time?" he asked.
"That's payback for making fun of us in Australia." said Annie.
"That was in the script!" said Kim. "You should try reading it sometime!"
"What you did to Lone Wolf was also in the script!" said Jessie. "Consider this payback for that as well."
"Again with Lone Wolf?" yelled James.
"I really lost control of this cast." groaned the director.
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(and back to chapter one)
Stanley continued his attempts to start the engine. Finally, he climbed out of the car and looked off into the distance.
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The Xenomorph and the Predator walked down the beach arm in arm.