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Chapter 2
As we join Lily we, find that she has run into Remus Lupin yet another of the original Marauders.
"Hey Remus do you wanna come to the house and have a butterbeer with me and James?" Lily inquired.
"Sure, why not." He replied with a cheerful grin.
They Disparated with a loud crack.
When they arrived back at Lily's house they found it quiet. This struck them both as odd.
"I told him not to bring anyone to the house because, it was clean. It looks like he's actually listened for once." Lily said with slight amazement.
"That'll be the day… Shhhhhh." Remus shushed her.
"Listen." Sure enough they could hear the random word float down the stairs.
"Plans…Spinnin…Heels…Flaunt…Red…"
Remus gingerly began walking up the stairs and motioned for Lily to follow and to be quiet.
As they approached Lily's bedroom they found the door slightly ajar. They can just see James. He's dancing and wearing Lily's heels. He also just happens to be singing the chorus.
"You can watch me walk if you want to, want to I bet you want me back now don't you, don't you I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels, in my red high heels!"
"Those are my favorite heels." Lily exclaimed quietly.
"What the bloody Hell is he doing?" Remus inquired with a look of both horror and amusement.
"Happy now Padfoot?" James asked when he is finished. He sounded slightly out of breath.
"Perfectly." Sirius said sounding delighted.
Lily and Remus watched them in silence for several seconds before throwing the door all
the way open.
"James what do you think you're doing? What have you done to my room? It's a mess!" Lily screeched.
"I-but-I-he didn't-" James stuttered back.
"I told you not to bring anyone over and you-" Lily gasped.
"WHAT?" All three guys yelled in unison.
"My water just broke!"
After ten hours of labor and several death threats directed at James, ( Which probably would have been carried out had Lily, had her wand! ) Harry James Potter was born.
Sirius and James stood watching Harry from the window of the nursery, James turned to Sirius.
"Ya-Know Padfoot I didn't get to give you your dare yet."
Sirius looked wide-eyed at James.
"Okay if you complete the dare you can be Harry's Godfather. If you don't then the position goes to Moony. Do we have a deal?" James asked.
"Yes, we have a deal." Sirius, who like James was never one to turn down a dare, replied meekly. He looked rather nervous.
"Okay, so here's what you gotta do…"
When we next see Sirius he is staggering up and down Diagon Alley wearing the same heels that he had made James wear. But this time he is wearing one of Lily's dresses as well.
"I hate you Prongs." Sirius hissed at James as he stumbled by for about the tenth time.
"Love you to Padfoot. At least I'm not the one wearing a dress." James shot back cockily.
Sirius blushed scarlet and kept walking.
Remus just sat back and listened with a look of mild amusement on his face.
Lily was taking care of little Harry but, every time she looks up and saw Sirius she laughed and shook her head.
"Can I leave yet?" Sirius pleaded.
"Nope."
James starts humming Red High Heels.
Sirius groaned and rolled his eyes.
"Well you can watch me walk if you want to, want to I bet you want me back now don't you, don't you I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels In my red high heels."
Remus finally deciding to get in on the fun starts singing the song softly so that only the four of them can hear.
"I hate you too, Moony" Sirius spat at him and stomped away from the group leaving them all laughing and clutching their sides.
Back at Lily and James' house we find James, Remus and Lily sitting at the table.
Lily was busy keeping Harry amused, while James and Remus talked cheerfully.
Sirius entered the room wearing normal men's clothes. He iwas also carrying Lily's dress and heels.
"Here you can have your stuff back." He said as he slumps down in a vacant chair.
"You can keep the dress." Lily said grinning.
"NO." Sirius exclaimed.
"But you looked so pretty Padfoot." James said. You could tell he was trying not to laugh.
"Shut up or I'll hex you." He retorted.
"Not in front of the baby you won't. If your going to fight do it outside." Lily snapped.
"Alright." All three men replied sounding disappointed.
"Lily, those heels gave me blisters the size of Harry's head! Look!" Sirius complained and put his bare feet on the table.
"Bloody Hell, Sirius those things stink. Put 'em away!" James yelled, holding his nose.
"James not in front of Harry!" Lily admonished looking more amused than angry.
"Sorry." James apologized. Turning to Remus he said
"Moony make him put those things away, they smell like a pile of crap."
"I agree with you one hundred percent. But then again, I suppose his smell should match his looks." He said barely managing to keep a straight face.
Lily and James burst out laughing. Sirius just sat there looking confused. Then a look of understanding came across his face. Then was quickly replaced by a look of anger.
He jumped up from the table and drew his wand.
"You are so dead." Sirius yelled and points his wand at Remus.
Remus looked at Sirius "Funny I still seem to be able to do this," He replied calmly, then stands and drew his wand as well.
"NOT IN THE HOUSE!" Lily yelled.
"Take it out side boys." James says in a grown up type of voice.
Sirius stormed off and Remus followed at a leisurely pace.
"Well, I suppose I should go and make sure Padfoot doesn't kill Moony and end up in Azkaban." James said as he walked out the door after his friends.
Lily smiled and went back to playing with Harry.