4.

How do I find the path?


No, not the path to the mall. There are already a few thousand waiting there for the three locked up inside.

I mean the path to enlightenment. You've already taken the first step by purchasing this book, the next step is to find a teacher. The following qualifications will help you locate this individual.


1) Ideally, a zombie who has found his zen, one who exists purely in the moment.

- While he may not be a great conversationalist, the Buddha said that all words and thoughts were empty. So absorb the teaching in other ways.

- Watching works.

2) Superficiality matters.

- A healthy zombie, one with all his limbs, is usually more successful at this game after life. He is leading by example.

3) He is the leader, you are the follower.

-Make sure he walks in front of you. This is handy for absorbing bullets, and will teach you not to walk into ambushes unprepared.