5.
Unexpected arrivals
What do I do if George A Romero shows up?
Rule 1: Don't panic.
Rule 2: Worshipping is a viable option.
Rule 3: Tell him Day of the Dead was his best movie, why?
"I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein!!! And I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time?!"
Rule 4: Bite him, but don't make it too gory. We've got to keep him around forever, and being undead is the best way.
Caveat!!!!!!!! This book is intended for humor purposes only. Unless you are actually undead, violence against Mr. Romero is unacceptable.