Chapter 4: It's gonna be a long day…

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On with the story…..

Lauren's POV

I had to get up especially early this morning to get ready for school. It was all for Edward of course. I had never gotten this dressed up (or rather, down) for any guy before, but this wasn't just ANY guy. This was Edward Cullen!! Too hot to be a model but sexy enough to be a god…..

Are god's Greek? Coz if they are shouldn't they be like, really tanned and stuff. It's meant to be like, sunny all the time in Grecian, isn't it? I think that's what the country is called…Nah…gods can't be Greek. Edward is too pale to be a Greek god. Maybe it's like, Antarctica gods or something… Haha, that's a weird word…Greek…Greek…Greek. Haha.

(AN: Sorry I had to make a little fun at Lauren's intelligence)

I pulled myself out of my thoughts. Anyway I had to look extra hot for Edward, not that I didn't look hot normally, but I thought since he is like totally super hot I should look totally super hot too. It just seems right for the future 'best looking couple in the school' to look totally hot together.

I tried on about 10 different outfits before I settled on the perfect one. I slipped on my bright red lace lined top, which would be very eye catching, and my black mini skirt. This would be sure to lure Edward in. No one can resist me. It would be a bit cold wearing a mini skirt and this top but Edward is so totally worth it. The only thing that was standing between Edward and me was of course, Jessica.

I would have to do something about her before she became too much of a pain in my side. I began to apply my makeup and couldn't help but smile at myself as I imagined the look that would be on Edwards face when he would see me. Jessica might be a little smarter then me, but she couldn't hold a candle to me in the looks department.

I finished my makeup and went to look at myself in my full length mirror. Of course, I looked absolutely perfect. And with one last glance in the mirror I grabbed my keys and headed downstairs to school. This was going to be a great day...

Edward's POV

As i stepped out of the car, i knew this was going to be a very long day!

Last night Alice had gotten a vision of something that was going to happen within the next few weeks. It happened while i was out hunting, so i had no idea as to what it was. As soon as i got home from hunting i knew something was up because she kept repeating the 'Hamster Dance' song in her head and then translating it into different languages.

"Alright everybody now here we go.
It's a brand new version of the dosido.
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands.
Come on everybody it's the hamster dance.
Bounce in time to the beat.
Hey you don't even have to move your feet.
Just shake your thang; let me see you move.
Now spin it around and feel the groove."

How i loathe that song!

I began questioning her, but she would not give in at all! It was so infuriatingly frustrating!
I knew that what she saw had something to do with me but all she could say to me was, "You'll find out soon Edward." And then walk off giggling to herself. Damn that little pixie i call a sister!

I was walking to first period English, an easy subject for someone like myself with over 106 years of knowledge, still thinking of what could possibly happen to me that Alice saw. I hated when my family blocked their thoughts from me.

Why does he always have to look so fricking gorgeous?!! I was sure those were Jessica's thoughts, i smiled to myself thinking of the countless people who thought i looked more beautiful then Rosalie. Something i chose to keep to myself as Rosalie in a rage over her looks was not something any of us wanted to go through...again. Oh those were some painful memories. The thought of them quickly wiped the smile from my face. Though there wasn't much of smile to begin with.

Oh wow. There he is! He totally looks hot today, but then when doesn't he look, like, so pretty! Ha, pretty. What a stupid word. I am like so glad i could bribe that dumb receptionist bimbo. OMG, it's, like, Jess. This is so totally awesome, she is gonna be like, so pissed. This is gonna be totally fun!!

Oh crap that is Lauren. How one person with an IQ as low as this can attend High School i will never know! I wonder what she bribed the receptionist to do? I hope it has nothing to do with Alice's vision...

"Hey! Hey you!" she called to me. I turned warily while at the same time hearing Jessica take in a sharp breath. I then saw why she did...Lauren was wearing the most revealing thing i had ever seen. Even Rosalie wouldn't wear clothes like that! On second thought, i wouldn't even call then clothes. Just left over bits of lingerie material that she stuck on. I tried to control it but i'm sure i had a look of disgust on my face.

Unfortunately she mistook my disgust for lust.
He is totally checking me out. Awesome. Take that Jess! We are totally gonna be like the best couple EVER! Couple...couple...that's a weird word too. Haha. Cou-ple. It's almost like coupon! Haha. Okay focus Lauren!

My mind blanched at the path that her thoughts took. Definitely a below average IQ.

"You're Edward, right?" she asked me. I nodded, not trusting myself to be polite to this girl who was now thinking vulgar thoughts about myself. "Well I'm Lauren. I was just wondering if I could walk to class with you."

"I don't have any classes with you I think." i blurted out a little too quickly. I really wanted to be away from her. I, myself felt my own IQ dropping with every second i was near her.

"Oh, but you have English now right? I had to change my timetable around coz some of my subjects clashed." she smiled at me, which made me want to cringe away, but many years of perfecting my appearance to others allowed me to control myself. Jessica' thoughts suddenly started again

That lying little cow! Her classes were perfectly fine for the first 2 months of school and now there clashing!? That is bull! That cheater! When I get my hands on her…

So that was what the bribe for the receptionist was for. I would have to try to change my classes later...

I turned on my heel and continued towards my class, with Lauren following behind me.

I was right; this is going to be a very very long day...

AN: Hey guys. I know that Lauren sounds less intelligent when you're reading her thoughts then when you're reading just what she is doing. I just thought it would drive you all absolutely INSANE if I typed like that the whole time I was writing in Lauren's POV. Sorry if I confused you.

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