Naruto - Master Nin
Master Nin R
Niklas "Hawk" Jonsson

Summary: Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male-female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?

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Previously, on 'Master Nin'

"Naruto, let me tell you how this is going to work." she said in a strained tone of voice and Naruto looked up at her with a somewhat surprised expression. "You are going to put that ramen away, pour the water into the sink, shut the stove off and then you're going to fetch whatever take-out menus you have. We'll all select what we want to eat and then we'll order out. If you don't have that ramen out of my sight within the next five seconds, the consequences will be dire."

"Uh... Sure... Whatever you say, Tsunade-chan." Naruto replied and hastily shoved the ramen back into the cupboard, silently committing to mind that food was apparently important for these sort of things and that not everybody liked ramen quite as much as he did.

"Grab a movie somewhere while you're at it. We'll be watching a movie together." Tsunade icily informed him.

Naruto sighed, this wasn't working out quite the way he'd imagined.

The naughty stuff was lots easier then these date thingies. From the looks of things, he obviously needed a lot of practise with dates and he made a mental reminder to himself to see if he could find something that went into more details about these dates then Jiraiya's books did. Those were focused more on the naughty bits couples did, then dates and such, even if there had been a few dates spread out through Jiraiya's books which had given him some ideas for the evening.

He obviously needed to know a whole lot more about them however, considering how upset Tsunade was not even ten minutes into their first real date!

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Chapter Six:

/Well, this 'aint too bad, I guess. I guess things kinda worked out anyway.../ Naruto reasoned as he was seated in the couch watching the movie he'd rented, sandwiched between a drowsy sake-reeking Tsunade and a twitchy nervous Shizune.

Tsunade had prepared herself with a healthy ( or not-so-healthy, really... ) amount of Sake before going over to Naruto's place and the wine she'd had with her soba hadn't improved matters any.

Shizune had joined Tsunade in a few drinks before going over to quell her own nervousity, but wasn't much of a drinker, so she had been significantly more sober then her mentor when the two of them arrived. During the meal however, it had been Shizune who'd downed the most wine as her nervousness had only increased over the course of the evening. It hadn't helped much though.

Naruto had tried a glass of wine, but had barely been able to finish it. It tasted bloody awful, so he'd switched to milk after he'd forced his one glass of wine down. Once they'd eaten, they'd retired to the living room where all three of them had wound up on the couch watching a movie.

Tsunade had consumed enough liquid courage to lean up against Naruto, which explained one part of the sandwich.

Shizune had been seated at the very end of the couch, as far away from Naruto as it was possible to get without being on another piece of furniture. But once Tsunade had leaned up against him, he'd reached out and reeled Shizune in as well, which explained both the second half of the sandwich and Shizune's nervousness.

Her proximity to Tsunade over the years had led to the two of them receiving a great deal of inappropriate suggestions over the years, but none of them had ever become reality before and she was now dreadfully worried about Naruto's earlier comments, constantly fretting over what might loom on the evenings horizon!

His left arm was currently wrapped around Shizune's waist and a full-body shiver ran through her body like an epileptic marathon runner every time his hand as much as gave off a miniscule twitch. His right was wrapped around Tsunade, his hand resting comfortably on her hip.

Shizune was quite simply a trembling mass of nerves and anxiety at the moment, both dreading and anticipating whatever the evening might have in store for the three of them.

She couldn't deny the fact that the years of extremely close proximity and the quite intimate teacher/student relationship between her and Tsunade hadn't resulted in the odd case of... Curiosity.

She had on occasion caught herself giving Tsunade's voluptuous body an admiring stare, her lips a longing gaze or an envious look at her enormous assets. But other then a bit of drunken sleepy fumbling touches from Tsunade on a few occasions when the two of them had been forced to share a tent on the road or room at an inn due to lack of funds, nothing had ever really happened between the two of them.

She didn't think that she really wanted it to either, in spite of the occasional curiosity.

She had been curious of men as well, but the few dates she had been on over the years had never really led to anything other then kissing and light petting. She hadn't wanted to loose her virginity on some one-night stand to somebody she'd likely never meet again. What she had wanted was something more permanent, a real and lasting relationship. But as the two of them never stuck around any one place all that long, there just hadn't been any opportunities for something like that.

In all honesty, she had been looking forward to finally having that option when Tsunade decided to take up the offer of becoming the Hokage of Konoha.

But how Shizune has managed to wind up in this weird situation was something that completely baffled her!

She was on a date! With a much younger man! And Tsunade-sama! At the same time!

To make matters even worse, as she looked over the apartment while waiting for Naruto to return with their food, standing along one of the walls in his bedroom were the two bags of naughty accessories that Naruto had bought earlier today.

That had certainly not helped to calm her down and she constantly found her mind awash with all sorts of, quite frankly, scary mental images!

She shuddered.

"Are you cold, Shizune-neechan?" Naruto asked and pulled her even closer, slowly starting to move his hand in a circle against her ribs and stomach.

"N-n-n-n-n-yes!" Shizune squeaked, at first intending to deny it, but rapidly deciding that it was less embarrassing to admit to feeling cold then nervous.

"Don't worry, Shizune-neechan... I'll warm you up." Naruto promised in a low murmur, then leaned over and claimed her lips in a gentle kiss.

"Mmmff!" Shizune gasped into his mouth. "Mmllg!" she gulped as Naruto took that gasp as an offer to slip her the tongue. She simply froze up and just sat there in paralyzed silence as he slowly ravaged her lips and mouth. When he finally pulled away, Shizune gasped to get air into her lungs, gasping and panting with her eyes opened wide.

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you, Tsunade-chan." Naruto proclaimed and turned his head the other way, capturing Tsunade's lips in another loving kiss as Shizune simply stared unseeingly at nothing, her mouth opening and closing soundlessly. Tsunade gave off a muted sleepy sound as Shizune's mind slowly rebooted from the near-terminal shock it had just received.

/Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!/ she mentally panicked.

"Lovely, just lovely..." Naruto murmured as he pulled away from Tsunade, then redirected his attention to Shizune again.

"Mmmmp!" she eeped into his mouth, then her eyes nearly burst out of their sockets as she felt his hand moving up and cupping her left breast. "Mmmmm!" she moaned against him and involuntarily closed her eyes, both her nipples turning rock-hard so dastardly fast that she absently wondered if they had made an audible sound.

"And now back to you, m'dear..." Naruto mumbled as he pulled away and planted another one on a now slightly more aware Tsunade. She seemed hesitant, but did allow Naruto to kiss her again without protesting or flinching away from him as he did so. Shizune gulped as she saw Tsunade's eyes become half-lidded and a tell-tale shimmer come over them before they shut completely. She had seen that gaze before when drunken Tsunade had spotted some hot piece of ass and knew what it meant! This kiss was decidedly longer then any of the other three and as it grew more intensive on both sides, Naruto guided Tsunade into his lap by firmly albeit gently pulling her torso with the arm he had wrapped around her.

Shizune thought that Tsunade looked about to protest or pull away for a moment, but the moment passed and Shizune stared with wide-open eyes as Tsunade was suddenly on Naruto's lap, one leg resting on either side of him, the two of them still engaged in an increasingly more passionate lip-lock. When the two of them ended the kiss, Tsunade straightened up from her awkward hunched up position, leaving her ample assets right in front of Naruto's face due to her height advantage and position on top of Naruto's lap.

His right arm uncurled from around Tsunade's waist and was lowered to her butt, which he gently started to knead and caress as Tsunade's eyes widened, the shimmer in them intensifying.

Shizune let out a silent gasp in mute astonishment as he suddenly used his left hands position on her own breast to tweak her nipple between his thumb and index finger.

Tsunade's eyes widened even further as Naruto nuzzled first her right and then her left breast with his face, making slow circles around her nipples with his nose.

"I think the two of you are a little overdressed..." Naruto mumbled and used his right hand to nudge the new dress Tsunade was wearing upwards, revealing an increasing amount of her thighs, hips and eventually, light blue lacy panties.

/Oh, god!/ Shizune mentally gasped, the current situation having rendered her completely speechless.

"But that's easily corrected... Shizune-neechan, I think Tsunade-chan could use a little help getting out of her dress..." Naruto purred and turned his head away from Tsunade's ample assets, in order to give Shizune an encouraging kiss. She mewled helplessly under his loving assault of her lips, but her shock and astonishment was such that her hands nearly automatically reached out to do as he'd requested from force of habit.

Many were the times when she'd have to assist a drunk-out-of-her-mind-Tsunade out of her clothes after evenings filled with many bars and even more strong drinks, so the familiar action of unzipping her mentors dress was nearly second nature at this point in her life. Not even the humongous distraction that Naruto's kiss or fondling of her breast provided served to distract her hands from unzipping Tsunade's new dress.

Instead of pulling it up over her mentors head, she pushed it downwards. While Tsunade's hips were impressively wide, it was always easier to push her dresses down off her body then pulling them up off it, as Tsunade's huge breasts were even more of an obstacle then her hips provided. Besides, Tsunade's dresses were, by necessity, rather generous at the top, so the hips weren't as much of an obstacle as they might have been for another woman.

/Why am I even going through with this?/ Shizune wondered in the dazed privacy of her own mind. /Oh, god!/ she mentally moaned as Naruto pinched her nipple again. /I think I'm going crazy.../ she reasoned. /That's it. I'm hallucinating. This is all just a bad dream! There's no way that I'm about to loose my virginity in a three-some with Naruto-kun and Tsunade-sama. No way!/

Due to her having gone bra-less to accommodate the strapless dress, Tsunade's breasts wobbled impressively as they spilled out of it and Naruto's right hand quickly moved up to caress her left mound, while his mouth departed from Shizune's lips in order to suck Tsunade's right nipple into his mouth, to the vocal approval of Shizune's mentor.

With her vision unimpaired by Naruto's head, Shizune gently pulled Tsunade's dress down until it was all pooled around her waist. She was starting to consider simply sneaking off, but Naruto's hand on her left breast left her unable to complete the thought and take action.

"Tsunade-chan, Shizune-neechan looks a mite bit overdressed, doesn't she?" Naruto mumbled after Tsunade's nipple had slipped out from between his suckling lips with a wet pop.

"Yeah..." Tsunade moaned and her hands moved from Naruto's chest, to the belt around Shizune's waist.

"Tsunade-sama..." Shizune tried to protest, but what came out sounded more like a moan of approval then a squeal of protest due to Naruto's gentle manipulations of her breast.

"Shizune-chan..." Tsunade mumbled drunkenly and planted a big, sloppy kiss on Shizune's surprised lips. Tsunade's tongue darted against Shizune's closed leaps, pleading for entry and with a moan of surrender, Shizune opened her mouth and allowed it inside.

Naruto carefully slid out from underneath Tsunade as she sloppily kissed her dazed assistant while fumbling with the belt, kneeling down on the ground and teasingly caressing Tsunade's panties downwards and left them pooled around her knees. He smiled in a faintly self-congratulatory way as he noted the huge wet spot on them, something which according to the books meant that he hadn't screwed up yet. Tsunade suddenly moaned loudly against Shizune's lips as Naruto planted a kiss of his own against her moist center, her hands increasing their efforts to rid Shizune of her troublesome belt. Finally giving up on working it out, Tsunade applied her considerable strength to simply rip it apart.

Shizune gasped into their kiss as Tsunade pushed the torn silk belt aside and parted the dark blue kimono the younger woman had decided to wear for this weird 'date'. As was fitting and because her breasts didn't have quite the same proportions as Tsunade, making it necessary to bind them, she was completely naked underneath it. Not even a hint of panties or bra either, as was proper for that particular mode of dress.

Something which Tsunade took advantage of by instantly zeroing in on her students younger, firm and right now, extremely sensitive breasts, causing Shizune to mewl helplessly into their increasingly more passionate kiss, accompanied by Tsunade's own muted notes of approval due to Naruto's ministrations.

Tsunade suddenly removed her hands from Shizune's breasts and yanked the younger woman towards her, then roughly pushed the kimono off Shizune's shoulders and down her arms. Shizune reached out around Tsunade's waist and hugged her mentor closer, increasing the intensity of their kiss as Tsunade wrapped her own arms around Shizune's shoulders, her right hand resting on the back of Shizune's head.

Shizune opened her eyes for a few moments, observing how Tsunade's eyelids fluttered madly as her mentor▓s level of arousal rose.

/I am going crazy.../ Shizune decided and allowed her eyes to close again as she sunk into the kissing, completely surrendering herself to the extremely odd situation she now found herself in.

/But.../ she hesitated.

/I think I like it.../ she admitted in the privacy of her own mind.


"Holy flying shit!" Anko gasped in utter astonishment and due to that, nearly lost her chakra-induced grip on the brick wall she was clinging on to as she looked in through one of the windows to Naruto's apartment. Her eyes widened to near-saucer-size as she feasted her eyes upon the new Hokage, her assistant and the brat she had so terribly misjudged during the Chunin exams.

Tsunade was fondling the younger girls breasts and kissing the living daylights out of her, as Shizune let her hands roam across the Hokage's back, while Naruto was raking his tongue over, across and into the new village leader's most intimate of areas, his hands holding on to her supple rear end.

"Holy flying shit..." Anko repeated in a strained whisper, then felt her control over her Chakra slipping. She quickly leapt away from the building and bounced between it and the next one over like a demented pachinko-ball until she was once again standing on solid ground. She just stared woodenly straight ahead in a sort of dazed wonder for a few moments, then slowly raised her hands and gave her own cheeks a series powerful slaps. "Stupid Anko! Stupid-stupid-stupid Anko! Why didn't I see this about the brat earlier?!" she ranted out loud, cursing herself for not snagging him up ages ago! Her gaze suddenly fell upon two very surprised pedestrians, staring in shock at the weird kunoichi talking to herself in the middle of the street after seemingly having fallen from the skies. "What are you two utter morons looking at? Run along before I peel your fucking hides right off your bodies!" she snapped, causing the two late-night wanderers to quickly hurry along.

"Just you wait, brat. You had better be ready for the marvellous Mitarashi Anko..." she muttered to herself as she stalked off towards her apartment for some self-assisted satisfaction and devious plotting.

No matter if he was a mere kid or not!

Who gave a damn if it was the Hokage's boyfriend or not?!

Only one single thing was completely certain in Anko's mind at the moment...

One way or another, she was going to get herself some of what she'd just seen and she wouldn't let anything stand in her way!


The odd trio had departed for Naruto's bedroom and Tsunade was currently resting on her back and enjoying the complete and utter bliss of having two attentive lovers devoting every single bit of their attention to her. Naruto was lying between her parted legs, employing his tongue on her nether regions and caressing her hips, thighs and legs with his hands. Shizune was covering the older woman▓s upper bits, kissing, touching, caressing and fondling her all over.

Tsunade herself was darting her hands back and forth like a demented octopus, occasionally reaching down to guide Naruto's head with her hands or running her fingers through his hair, at other times returning Shizune's affections and at still others, trying to do both at the same time.

She had been debating over sending a messenger to Naruto telling him that the date was off all through the day, but she had finally just shrugged and decided to go through with it.

After all, with Shizune tagging along to keep her under control, as she had done so many times in the past, what could go wrong?

A lot, as it turned out.

This very situation was exactly what Tsunade had desired to avoid.

Well, perhaps not precisely this very situation. She hadn't counted on Shizune being a part of it...

But a situation very much like this one, was what she had tried to avoid!

Though at the moment, it was deucedly hard to recollect just why that was.

It had something to do with Naruto, of that much she was certain.

The Naruto who was currently eating her out in a way that made her toes curl!

Or perhaps Shizune's nibbling on her earlobe while caressing her breasts was responsible for that?

No matter! For some reason, she had decided earlier on that getting intimate with Naruto, again, was a seriously bad idea. One that should be avoided at all costs!

However...

Whatever her reasons for thinking that, surely they couldn't have been very important or even rational?

After all, anything that made her feel like this certainly couldn't be something bad! Right?

/Right!/ Tsunade rapidly decided before she could change her mind.

It just wasn't possible that this was a mistake of some sort.

With her mind put at ease by what little rational ( or irrational? ) reasoning remained in the pleasured haze she felt adrift in at the moment, she gave herself fully up to the situation and resolved to simply enjoy the moment to the fullest.

After she had recovered from screaming her way through her second powerful orgasm of the evening, the first having taken place on Naruto's couch before they moved to the bedroom, Tsunade yanked Naruto up and switched places with him. For a while, she and Shizune amused themselves by trading places with each other, smothering Naruto with passionate kisses. Tsunade eventually pulled out of it and surrendered Naruto's lips entirely to Shizune's talented ministrations, while she stripped Naruto out of the clothes he was still wearing to the best of her ability.

Socks, pants and boxer shorts were easy enough, but as Shizune kept his torso pinned down, she had to settle for unbuttoning his orange jacket and push his black tee up as far as possible, revealing Naruto's bare torso. She was amused to see that while muscled, all those years of excessive amounts of Ramen had left their trace in the form of a small but noticeable amount of excess fat around his waist.

She sealed her lips to his mostly bared chest and spent a couple of minutes teasing his nipples as retaliation for his earlier devotion to hers, before she slowly made her way further down, her kissing, licking and nipping leaving a wet trail revealing the path she had taken. She darted her tongue into his navel and her eyes widened for a split second as his seal faded into visibility for a split second as she did so.

It faded out quickly enough however and Tsunade left the area in order to head further down his body, until her face was nuzzled up against irrefutable evidence that Naruto was greatly enjoying recent events.

Size-wise, she supposed that it wasn't anything to sneeze at considering his young age. No doubt it still had a bit of growing left to do, but Naruto probably wouldn't ever be accused of being hung like a horse. She didn't much care about that at the moment, however. It was good enough for her and she doubted that Shizune had anything to base a comparison on, so she likely wouldn't mind either.

And if she should change her mind at some later point, she was fairly certain that there were ways to... Amend the situation.

She had ever been talented in the art of body transformation, her own body being the pinnacle of her knowledge as a medical Nin. Mentally, she felt her true age most of the time, though she had slowly come to realize that being around Naruto and all the excitement he caused, would on occasion make her feel like a young girl again, just like heavy drinking did. But as long as her transformation was being upheld, then she still physically felt like a woman in her early twenties.

While she didn't have a technique for increasing the size of this particular bit of Naruto up her sleeve right now, even if she wasn't wearing any sleeves or indeed anything at all at the moment, she was fairly certain that she was capable of coming up with a way to do just that.

She put that train of thought aside for later and gently wrapped her right hand around Naruto's throbbing erection and took great delight in observing how his whole body shuddered as she did so. She provided him with a slow drawn-out gentle wank and her smile widened as he came like a geyser before the first ten seconds of it was over, spraying himself, Shizune's back and his covers while emitting a strangled cry of pleasure.

"So, even this old 'baa-chan' is capable of bringing you pleasure, eh? Naruto-kun?" Tsunade purred with obvious delight in her voice, angrily recalling the many instances when she first got to know him that Naruto had referred to her as such. She hadn't been all that fond of being referred to as 'Tsunade-chan' either, especially not by a boy four times younger then she was, but it was a great improvement over 'baa-chan'!

"Uh-huh!" Naruto agreed with a dazed gargling noise of agreement, before Shizune shut him up by the way of claiming his lips and mouth with her lips and her tongue.

"Well, you 'aint seen nothing yet..." Tsunade promised in a velvety sultry drawl, before she parted her lips once again and took him into her mouth and sealed her lips around his root. She very gently caressed him with her tongue for a few moments, before she applied suction and every so slowly pulled back, until he emerged from between her lips with an audible plop. "Nothing!" she repeated in a fierce and almost aggressive tone of voice, then gobbled him up once again.

"Swrghm!" Naruto grunted into Shizune's mouth, his entire body shooting up from the bed until only his heels and shoulders was in contact with it, straining to get as far into Tsunade's mouth as demon-possessed humanly possible. Tsunade, having anticipated something along those lines, if not quite what actually happened, expertly followed his movement and started bobbing her head back and forth as she put her weight down on Naruto's waist, slowly pushing him down until he was once again lying on the bed instead of arching off it, keeping up her expert ministrations all the while.

After the first couple of times that her occasional indulgences in the pleasures of the flesh had asked if her reputation as 'The Legendary Sucker' came from her lousy gambling skills or her blowjob expertise, such inquiries had stopped being verbal once they got out of the nearest hospital and started spreading the word.

But she was relatively certain that while the verbal enquiries had stopped, some of her former partners in pleasure had asked themselves that very question, if only in the privacy of their own minds for fear of angering the strongest woman alive.

During the few times when she'd had lady friends around and discussed such matters, she had often been asked if her talents in the area were due to some Chakra-based trick or perhaps her medical expertise. However, she used no Chakra and while she was the foremost medical expert in the world, her talent for this very act had little to do with that.

The reason she was so damnably good at it, Tsunade privately thought, was probably because she enjoyed the act.

Not because it gave her pleasure or anything of the sort, but because the sensation of power she held over the one being exposed to her fearsome technique was such a huge thrill. Men turned to putty in her hands, much like Naruto had been reduced to a trembling mass under her oral assault just now, completely helpless before her. She grinned around him and increased her efforts, causing Naruto to emit another unintelligible strangled outcry as Shizune actually stopped what she was doing and looked aside at her mentors smirking ministrations with a deer-caught-in-the-oncoming-fire-jutsu-expression on her face for a few seconds, before she returned her attention to Naruto by the way of clamping down on his right nipple with her pouty lips.

Naruto yelped as Shizune nibbled on it and Tsunade felt him explode in her mouth a split second later. While she didn't care much for the taste, she gulped most of it down and collected the remains on her tongue. She crawled up Naruto's body and leaned over his dazed face until he seemed to somewhat reconnect with reality, then held her semen-covered tongue out on display for him, before she retracted it into her mouth and swallowed with an exaggerated gulping sound, causing Naruto's eyes to boggle.

"Nothing..." she repeated once again and then lowered herself towards him, capturing his lips in a long drawn-out kiss.


If he'd possessed the energy required to do so, Naruto would have spitted and loudly proclaimed his revulsion at what Tsunade had just done, then raked his tongue across the covers of his bed to get the taste of himself out of his mouth.

But as he didn't have that energy just yet, he just looked with a bit of terrified awe up at the newly minted Hokage's grinning expression. Tsunade gave off a low chuckle, then turned her attention to Shizune, reaching out to pull the younger woman▓s head towards her, planting a loving kiss on her lips. Naruto simply stared in awe at what was going on right before his very eyes, frantically trying to memorize every little detail of the two women kissing each other, the sounds they made and how the captivating motions of Tsunade's gently swinging breasts right in his field of vision contrasted with Shizune's firm mounds.

If he had known about these sort of things before and how good they felt, he would have lost his virginity to his own sexy no jutsu the very moment he learned how to use Shadow Clones!

"I know that you're probably roaring to go, but I should probably be first, to clear the road for you." Tsunade stated as she pulled away from the kiss. Shizune gave off a little mewl, weather from agreement, protest or frustration was unclear. "But he's fairly talented with his tongue, so you shouldn't be all that bored in the meantime." Tsunade continued and Shizune blinked, before looking down at Naruto's face with a contemplative expression. "'sides, it'll put you in kissing reach for me..." Tsunade finished and before Naruto knew it, he was staring up at a rapidly descending Hokage's assistant▓s private parts.

He tilted his head a bit back and then got to work, moving his hands up to cup, caress and knead her ass as his tongue shot out and up at her.

Shizune squealed in obvious approval and Naruto tried his damndest to keep his attention to the work at hand, though Tsunade certainly didn't make it easy for him as she'd once again taken him into her mouth where he was rapidly restored to a fully erected state.

He moaned in loss as she slid him out of her mouth, but he soon let out another moan as she took him into another very pleasurable part of her body. He slid in with relative ease and heard the two women exchange a couple of noisy kisses as he got used to the odd sensation of being inside his Hokage's most private of parts. As the kissing stopped, his heart would probably have stopped if he'd been able to see Tsunade's shit-eating and nearly evil grin. Luckily for him ( and Shizune ), he had a faceful of Shizune blocking his view, which saved him from instant heart failure.

Then again, it nearly stopped anyway as Tsunade used her superior control over her own body to not only clamp down on him, but even went so far as to turn her inner core into a sort of moist, warm, pulsating, vibrating mass of flesh. Naruto gave off several full-body twitches and damn well nearly came again, but managed to hold off thanks to his earlier climaxes, if only just. But when Tsunade moved up and then sank down against him, while still throbbing against him, there was no holding back and Naruto came with a startled cry.

Tsunade was merciless however and kept on moving, preventing him from going soft in spite of the fact that his member felt like it was rubbed raw from the workout it had gotten and was still receiving.

"Nothing..." he heard her say and grunted as she jabbed five points on his lower stomach and two on his hips. "I'll get you for ever having referred to me as old." she added, though Naruto could just barely make it out as Shizune's legs were pressed up against his ears.

He damned well nearly panicked a few minutes later, as he realized that the pleasure just kept building well past the point when he should have climaxed.

He was squirming and twitching as the pleasure mounted, finally rendering him incapable of focusing on Shizune in spite of the tremendous amount of determination he'd dredged up in order to keep pleasing Shizune as Tsunade slowly drove him towards the brink of insanity. Shizune moaned in disappointment and rapidly moved her right hand down, frantically frigging herself until she came with a shrill squeal and tumbled sideways off Naruto.

Naruto just stared dazedly up against the roof, as Tsunade rode herself to a climax and slumped to the side, breathing loudly and irregularly as she slowly recovered. She raked her index finger along his waist and applied a faint amount of Chakra to it, then poked another two points which caused the vast amounts of pleasure he was feeling to die out as if they'd never even been there in the first place.

"Shizune... You're up next." Tsunade announced to her young assistant, who dazedly albeit obediently managed to drag herself over until she was lying on top of Naruto, straddling him. "Here. I'll guide him in..." Tsunade offered and Naruto felt how one of those gloriously soft hands of her wrapped around his length once again. He tilted his head somewhat and saw Tsunade gently guide Shizune backwards with her free hand until he once again felt one extremely sore part of his body slowly becoming immersed in a hot pulsating velvety tightness.

Shizune was tighter to begin with and unlike Tsunade, her insides didn't tremble and shudder at a break-neck pace, merely gently throbbed along with Shizune's own heartbeat. Naruto was also quite relieved to note that Shizune didn't suddenly tighten up like her mentor once he was fully inside of her.

He didn't think that he'd be able to handle that, not right now.

Truth to be told, Shizune had learned several 'interesting' techniques from Tsunade in preparation for this very moment and others to follow it, but she couldn't bring herself to use any of them. All she could focus on was the incredible sensation of fullness, of suddenly feeling like a turkey that had just been stuffed, and the sensation of her body being tightly pressed against Naruto's naked chest.

"Oooohhhhhh..." she slowly moaned, her eyelids fluttering as she tried to process everything that was happening to her.

Her hymen had torn during Taijutsu practise while she was still in the academy and she'd completely rid herself of it the first time she used a dildo, but very few things could have prepared her for this very moment.

Naruto had already experienced Tsunade, but rapidly discovered that Shizune was a whole different kettle of fish altogether and that being with the teacher hadn't really prepared him for being with the student.

Tsunade had been experienced, frantic and relentless, riding him like a woman possessed and giving him reason to think that she might be trying to drive him insane.

Shizune was insecure, slow and tentative, cautiously sliding alongside him as she impaled herself on Little Naruto with a slowly rising amount of confidence while Naruto became rapidly confident that Shizune not only might, but was in fact doing her damndest, to drive him insane!

In spite of the fact that Tsunade appeared to have pushed his very own little pleasure reset-button with her earlier trick, he was soon awash in pleasure again and much to his mounting frustration, it kept on building well past the point of climax. He whipped his head back and forth, his body thrashed weakly and what little energy he managed to pull together, he used to trust himself harder and faster into Shizune, meeting her gentle rocking motions with his own more frantic ones.

However, it didn't take Shizune all that long to get the hang of things and her pace was steadily increasing.

Naruto mustered what felt the last of his strength and brought his hands in, putting them against Shizune's ribs and lifting her upper torso up away from him. He slid his hands around to her front and started to caress her sweat-and-saliva-coated breasts, increasing his own bucking up against her. Shizune closed her eyes and seemingly simply lost all track of herself as she increased her bouncing on top of him until it was close to the earlier example set by Tsunade.

The woman in question grinned as she reached over and brushed the back of her now Chakra-covered hand over Shizune's clit, an action that set the younger woman off like a nuclear detonation. Shizune gave off a single hoarse cry of indescribable pleasure and then slumped listlessly, as if every single bone in her body had suddenly vanished and all her muscles suddenly decided to take a short break.

Naruto just barely managed to gently lower the unconscious woman down with his own weak-feeling-arms, letting out a relieved sigh as he managed to guide her down onto the bed next to him without dropping her.

"Naruto-kuuuuuuun." Tsunade drawled from her reclining position, her head propped up on left hand and a huge grin adorning her face as her right hand absently caressed her own breasts.

"Yeah, Tsunade-chan?" he panted with a frantic expression, as he still hadn't managed to climax.

"If you can manage to get me off again, I'll let you climax." she offered with a devilish glint in her eyes.

Naruto discovered a previously undiscovered source of reserve power at her words and shot across the bed like greased lightening, yanking Tsunade's legs up onto his shoulders and slamming himself into her after two failed attempts to locate the entrance to the wonderful path to fulfilment she had just promised him. He didn't even notice the sudden pain as he struck first her left butt-cheek and the back of her right leg. Tsunade let out a surprised grunt of pleasure at Naruto's unexpectedly swift penetration, but that rapidly changed to a drawn-out stuttering moan as he worked her over like a rabbit on speed.

Tsunade found herself unable to do anything but hold on and simply take the frantic pounding Naruto gave her. She came with a muted whimper and clacking of her teeth, but Naruto was beyond noticing at this point and Tsunade got to a second and more powerful climax before she managed to undo the pressure points she'd used earlier.

Tsunade's last orgasm had been accompanied by a pleasured yell that had caused the more sharp-eared individuals in the neighbourhood to sit up and wonder what had made that sound, but Naruto's climax thirteen seconds later was accompanied by such a howl that the entire sharp-eared Inuzuka family in their compound at the other end of town jerked in the middle of whatever they were doing at the time, wondering just who the fuck was torturing a cat in their back yard and which dog would get to just mentioned cat first.

Once he finally got to the climax he'd been heading towards for what felt like years to Naruto, his batteries finally ran out and he simply collapsed onto Tsunade who didn't feel much more energetic herself. She gingerly shifted her legs aside, so that Naruto fell down onto her body instead of hanging onto the back of her legs and she let out a relieved sigh. She reached up and wiped a fair amount of sweat off her forehead with the back of her hand and took a few minutes to simply recover somewhat, before she rolled Naruto over and off her. Once out of contact with her, he grumbled in his sleep and rolled over, curling himself up behind Shizune and wrapping his arms around her, as she responded with a pleased sound in her own unconsciousness.

"Sure. Fine. Whatever. Leave the cleaning up for the elderly, why don't you?" Tsunade muttered with mock annoyment, admitting to her older age if only because she appeared to be the only one currently awake. She hadn't felt this drained in a long time, but it was a good kind of drained. She focused, gathered and moulded some Chakra and then quickly went through a few hand seals.

"No-trace no jutsu!" she snapped and allowed her Chakra to surge forth as she slammed her right hand down onto the bed.

The bed sheets and the hair on all three of them fluttered as her Chakra burned off whatever fluids and other trace residues they had left behind during this hot and passionate session.

She smiled to herself, wondering just how many others had used what was basically a slightly modified version of a get-rid-of-any-evidence-of-your-presence assassination technique to avoid having to sleep in the wet spot or deal with any messy cleaning up after a sordid evening of passion.

The exercise her two bed mates had put her through, the techniques she had used and the Chakra she'd burned since her last drink had done a somewhat decent job at increasing her level of sobriety, so it was with a somewhat heavy heart she observed her two lovers as she pondered just what to do now.

Now that they had done it, she was reasonably lucid and as nobody was currently stimulating her, she realized just what a fucking mess this evening had turned out to be. The fallout from this one night of mind-boggling sex could be devastating. Guilt was hovering around her like a dark halo for a few moments, before she looked up at her two lovers with a determined expression.

"Fuck it." Tsunade snarled and curled up behind Naruto, throwing her right arm across both him and Shizune after she'd pulled the blanket over the three of them. If those pansy-ass villagers couldn't handle it, they could go hang for all she cared! She hadn't asked to abandon her life of freedom and be made Hokage, they had asked her and by all the Kami, she would be doing things her way!

Besides, it was mostly because of Naruto she had agreed anyway.

So what if she had one lover not even half her own age and another that was even younger then that, that one being the main reason she became the Hokage?

/They'll just have to fucking deal with it./ she growled in the privacy of her own mind as she resolved herself not to feel guilty over what she'd just done.

Now that it was over and done with, there were matters more important then that to attend to. Like just how the fuck the three of them were going to deal with this tomorrow morning... How she would handle the Council... How all three of them would deal with the rest of the village...

But in spite of her increasing amounts of concerns and worries, Tsunade soon drifted off in a relaxing slumber, joining her two lovers in blissful sleep to recover from their joint workout.

The End! ( For now... )