A/N: It's updated...And I think I went crazy here...:D Er...hehe?

As well...Thanks so much to rini anointed436! She really helped me A LOT on this, even gave me ideas for the plot ahead! So I'd like to dedicate this chapter to her. Thanks so much!

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Beta'd by Capiorcorpus

"Who…am I?" Hikaru asked, as he looked at Kaoru. The human seemed to be staring at him intensely; he was obviously stressed. "I told you, I'm a god."

Kaoru bit his lower lip and almost chucked a pillow at him, but instead he smashed his fist against the pillow. He murmured at Hikaru, "I have no need to have someone posing as me here. Just get out of my sight…please."

Hikaru flinched as Kaoru sharply turned away from him. He sighed dejectedly and looked around trying to locate a place where he could stay. His eyes landed on another door and he walked through it.

'…Comfy,' Hikaru thought looking around at the dark area. He felt things cushioning him softly, and he sat back, staring at Kaoru through the darkness and through the closet. He could see the human daze off to sleep, forgetting to shut the lights.

Hikaru raised a finger and lowered it, and the room light dimmed. That was the least he could do for the human; if that accounted as a repayment, Hikaru would have left. However something told him to stay in that closet and near Kaoru.

He just felt complete around him.

--In the depths of Hell…

"Mm…well what do we have here? Am I seeing double?" a blonde asked himself, watching a large screen before him. He leaned back against his reclining chair and sighed, as he played with a strand of blonde hair. "Two of that bratty god?"

"So, is this where the other half is?" another said, leaning against the teenager's chair. The little boy frowned slightly. "You haven't been thinking about the consequences of your actions. Have you ever thought what will happen if both of them met?"

"…Shit."

"Tsk, Tama-chan," he sighed, standing up from the chair. "You're smart, but you never consider the consequences."

"That time…I was frustrated with Kami, so don't go blaming me for blindly tossing curses." he scoffed, crossing his arms. "Anyways, I'm quite sure that you can't fuse a human and a god together."

"Maybe," the lighter blonde sighed quietly. "However, if they do find a way to become one…"

"I'll just have to go to Earth and break them up," Tamaki said, his blue eyes glinting. He shrugged and started to count off on his fingers, "I may have to…separate them by force, cause trouble for this human, or I have to bully the god until he goes back to Heaven crying."

"Tama-chan, that won't work. There is a rule that an unearthly being couldn't return to Heaven, if he owes something," he said seriously. "And Kami-chan obviously owes something to the other half. However, if you're still thinking of intervening…"

"Of course, Honey-kun," he said, standing up from the chair. "This…Kaoru…will experience a lot of misfortunes just being with Hikaru." Tamaki craftily rubbed his hands together and snickered. "Prepare to stop all activities of killing people. It wouldn't hurt to let them live for a little while, would it?"

"Not necessarily, Tama-chan. However you need to talk to your advisor for that…"

"Honey-kun…"

"Yeah?"

"I'm going to have a small breather up on Earth, Tamaki said, spinning around towards the door. "Take care of stuff while I'm here. Oh, and don't tell her where I went." He winked as he strolled off. The lighter blonde saluted him, smiled and then looked back up at the two screens that had both Kaoru and Hikaru standing there.

"But…they look quite happy." he added to himself.

"Hani-san!" the teenager said, blasting open the doors to the room where he was in. Honey whipped around in Tamaki's seat and looked at the girl questionably. The light haired brunette stormed inside, looking quite exasperated. "Where's Tamaki? I swear he wasn't anywhere else but the Control Room. Have you seen him?"

"Oh…Tama-chan?" Honey asked innocently, popping a chocolate truffle into his mouth. His brown eyes went to the ceiling as he remembered Tamaki's word to him about not telling his 'advisor'. He licked his chocolate coated fingers, and chirped, "Ah. He's on Earth."

"What?! At this time too?" she exclaimed. "Where the hell is he?"

"…I don't know," Honey truthfully said. He looked around guiltily and then held out his box, "Truffle, Renge-chan?"

"No, thanks," she murmured. Renge brushed a hand through her light brown tresses and walked up to the screen. She pressed several buttons and onto the screens came some cameras, and then her target figure.

"Ta…ma…ki…" she grumbled, fists clenching into fists. She whipped around and stormed out of the room saying, "Hani-san, watch the Control Room until I get that idiot level-headed!"

"He's still gonna be—"

SLAM

He ended in a sigh, "-­­­stupid you know."

--In the morning at Earth…

It was morning. The sun battered down through Kaoru's windows. It had been pouring the night before, and he swore he had a lack of sleep, and maybe lack of sleep caused him to be dreaming. Kaoru woke up and looked up at the ceiling.

Everything that he dreamed of…was just…a dream right? The teenager sat up in his bed, and looked around sleepily. Everything seemed like it was, just like before. Nothing changed at all. Kaoru sighed as he stood up from his bed, and he walked to his windows, and he thrust the curtains apart. The morning mist floated in, and he noted that there was some moisture on his window sill.

The thought of the supposed god, Hikaru, floated back into his mind and Kaoru shook his head.

'Can't be. That…imposter,' Kaoru reasoned in his head as he slowly walked towards the bathroom down his hall. He shut himself in and had place on his uniform, of an ugly shirt and black pants. When he opened the door, a delicious aroma floated in and Kaoru blinked.

Someone…was cooking in his house. Following his nose, he walked into the kitchen and almost yelled—

"YOU! I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

--never mind. The god whipped around with a pan in a hand and chopsticks in the other. "Yo! And good morning! How was your sleep?" he asked with a peppy voice as he prodded the frying egg onto a plate. "I hope you did have a good sleep! Oh! You overslept too! Don't worry, you won't be late, because I scheduled the bell to ring ten minutes later as part of its malfunction—"

"What the hell are you doing in my house?!"

"Cooking you breakfast!" he replied with a smile. Kaoru was grabbed by the shoulders and forced to sit down at his table with a large plateful of food in front of him. Hikaru placed a pair of chopsticks in front of him and grabbed a cup from the cupboards and filled it with apple juice. "Here!"

Kaoru stared at the towering pancakes and the puddle of maple syrup that dripped down from the top. A fried egg was perfectly fried and sprinkled with small bits of garlic powder. There was a small bowl of soup, and it was miso.

"Uh…" Kaoru was at loss for words. The wondrous smell floated to his nose as he stared at the food so deliciously prepared in front of him. He was astounded. These foods were the exact things that he liked to eat for breakfast. He hadn't told anyone what he liked to eat, and this stranger—this doppelganger could just cook it out of the blue.

"Eat! You're running late!" Hikaru tsked him, as he leaned against the table. Kaoru's hazel eyes wafted up to his image before snapping down to the food. "What? You don't like it? I'm pretty sure that you love these things for breakfast."

"Uhm…no," he said as he stared at the food. A small line of drool almost dripped from the corner of his lip. Kaoru hastily wiped it away, and murmured. "This…"

"Yeah?"

"Wait." Kaoru snapped to Hikaru, giving him a sharp stare. Hikaru didn't flinch, but only stared with questions mark popping out from his head. "You're still here!"

"Uhm yeah—"

Bzzzz—

Everything started to shake. Kaoru's eyes wandered about the room, trying to find the source. Strangely, everything was vibrating around him, but the silverware upon his plate didn't clash together and clink. "Eh? Earthquake—"

"Wait no!" Hikaru cried, immediately jumping into a battle stance. From hell knows where, the god grabbed a scepter from a fold of his white bleached robes, and for a while, Kaoru's eyes were blinded. As he blinked the light away from his hazel eyes, thunder cracked from the rod that Hikaru held, and he commanded in a bellowing voice:

"SHOW YOURSELF, YOU EVIL BITCH!"

CRACK

"HEY MY TABLE!!" Kaoru screamed; his eyes became wide as saucers. "DUDE, DON'T DESTROY MY HOUSE!!"

Screw the table. It disappeared as a circular chunk of his living room began to revolve down into the dark depths. Hikaru gasped, and he turned around hastily towards Kaoru, who was gaping at how his furniture disappeared down the hole—

"Kaoru! Hide! It's the advisor! The advisor! The blasted advisor! She'll blow your head off! She'll cut your throat! Whatever you do you must—" Hikaru rambled as he grabbed Kaoru's arm. He shoved the poor teenager into the storage closet and ran inside, tackling the human. "—HIDE!!"

And it turned pitch black; the rod in Hikaru's hand had ceased glowing.

"Hey…why the hell are you here? Aren't you supposed to be a 'god', so why don't you fight?" Kaoru asked, as Hikaru had his back towards him. The question seemed to make the supposed 'god' shiver, and Kaoru raised an eyebrow at him.

"B-Because…she's scary…"

"…what?"

The teenage-like person whipped around, a rabid look was plastered on his face and he rambled, "She's horrible!! Have you ever seen how she looks like?! Sometimes I think I see snakes climbing out from her head--! AND I GET NIGHTMARES!!"

Kaoru's ear nearly blew off.

"She hisses at Tamaki too! I mean she dares defy and scare Tamaki!! Even that guy doesn't have the nerve to stand up to her! No one does!!" He brightened up a bit. "Well, except Kyouya—But she's a terribly frightening person…"

The Hitachiin was on the ground shaking, clutching his ear. His ear was tingling, and damn it hurts a lot!

The rumbling kept going, and then—

"HIKARU! I HAVE COME—" a loud echoing voice broke in through the storage. There was a strange and eerie silence as the intruder glanced around the empty living room. "H-Hey! Where'd you go?! Come on, Hikaru, we must deal out differences—"

WHAP

The door opened, and Hikaru's scared facade dropped, and he deadpanned. "Oh, Tamaki, it's just you."

"What do you mean it's just me!" the blonde countered, his hands rest on his hips. "It is I!" he sung, directing an elaborate hand gesture towards himself, "Tamaki. Your nemesis!"

Kaoru took the chance to peek at the person who was standing on an electric motor powered revolver platform. The teenager had blonde hair that sprayed onto his devilish yet innocent looking azure eyes. Like Hikaru, he was wearing an arrangement of clothes that weren't normally seen on the streets. Instead of lugging around robes and sashes, he wore something more modern…more…

"Are you wearing goth?" Kaoru interrupted rudely, pointing at the chains hanging from his black pants.

"Why of course—Who the--? He can see me!" Tamaki cried in dramatics, his glove-covered hands flew to his open mouth and he gaped.

There was silence, and his mind clicked.

'Ah. That's right; Kyouya gave him the ability to see spirits…' The blonde brushed his hands through his blonde hair and he adopted a suave smile. "I am the King of the Underworld, Tamaki, the handsome devil." He whipped out a black rose and presented it to Kaoru who stared at it, in disgust or wariness, he shan't know.

"Pleased to meet you, Kami's half."

"Er…what did you just call me?"

'Wups…my mouth slipped…' Tamaki thought, grinning nervously to himself. He patted his mouth a few times, and then he directed his gaze at Kami's half. "It is my duty to separate you and Kami. You, human, why are you in the presence of the most hated god?"

"I am not hated!" Hikaru cried, a vein pulsing on his head.

"You are hated!" he directed, giving a glare to the person wearing white. The blonde didn't feel like adding to the sentence, his extra words, 'In my world.'

"Are you going to take him away?!" Kaoru asked. Both spiritual beings spared a glance at the boy who spoke up suddenly. Without hesitating, the Hitachiin instantly grabbed Hikaru's robe by the collar and flung him at Tamaki.

"GAK!" both screamed, as Hikaru tripped over the raised platform.

"TAKE HIM! I DON'T WANT HIM!"

"What?!" Hikaru cried. He instantly fixed himself and turned around. "No, Kaoru! Don't turn against me!"

"Yes, this proves much easier than I thought!" the blonde smirked to himself. Having heard that, Hikaru's ear twitched and he launched himself onto the sin-tainted being. With his rod, he began striking Satan in the head. "Ah! Get off me!"

"You dare pick a fight with me?" Hikaru demanded with a voice filled with authority.

Kaoru rolled his eyes, and grabbed his bag from the counter. Kami, he didn't care what they were doing. Although his home being destroyed should be his first priority, he chose to go to school and escape this mayhem. He strolled right past the quarreling beings, and he waved his hand, "See you, I'm going off to school."

This made them pause in their fighting; Hikaru's rod was inches away from Tamaki's face, and Tamaki's fist was centimeters away from the god's head. Hikaru gave Tamaki a stink eye; he said bitterly, "I'll never let you get Kaoru."

"Hah, same here, sucker."

And the two raced off after the mortal, spiritual energy dust thingy flying after them as they ran.

"And you have the rest of the period to complete your test," the teacher finished, as she organized the papers on her desk. Kaoru was twitching. No, he was not twitching. He was absolutely shaking in annoyance and irritation.

No, he wasn't pissed off at his teacher for penalizing him for being late even though the bell malfunctioned—

Well. He was. There were odd whisperings in the back of him. A strong aura tickled him, and he really had the feeling that someone was standing directly behind him, breathing over his shoulder, and watching his every move.

"Pst, Kaoru, are you sure that that's the correct answer?"

He smacked himself in the face.

"Shut up, Hikaru," the other hissed, giving a punch to the other individual. Hikaru retaliated with a stink eye. "Let him be! Life isn't good if everything is perfect!"

"Oh yes it is!"

"No, it isn't!"

Kaoru silently fumed, as he pressed his palms into his forehead. He kneaded his aching head with his hands, as the 'Yes' and 'No' fight continued on with the two different beings behind him.

He tried to ignore them. Really! He did! Kaoru tried to shut off their annoying voices, Hikaru's prods about whether one question was right or wrong, and Tamaki's feeble attempts of trying to make the God shut up.

"Aw, shut up! Just because you lived here for more than a million years doesn't give you the right to boss me around!"

"Hey! I created you, Tamaki!"

Tamaki scoffed, "Yes, you created me, yet I rebelled, and you can't blame yourself for being such a lonely guy." A smile (evil grin instead?) came on his face as Hikaru frowned. "No one enjoys your company, Kami!"

"No one enjoys your company!"

"Psh! Everyone loves me!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

SLAM.

Kaoru's head laid on the desk; creating silence between the god and the devil. Everyone in the class stared at Kaoru, who was mumbling obscene curses underneath his breath which made Hikaru cringe and Tamaki's face blushing with joy.

"My! That had to be the most beautiful thing that originated from Kami's half!" Tamaki exclaimed eloquently, and his hands clamped together and he sang. "Oh what beautiful words! They pierce my heart so!"

"Kaoru! HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH THINGS?!" Hikaru howled into his robe sleeve. Kaoru blatantly ignored them, and he brought his hands to his ears, hoping that by doing that the voices would be blocked out. Much to his dismay, he still heard the God's sobs as clear as day. "My ears are deaf beyond recognition. I believe I cannot hear anymore!"

Kaoru's hand popped up weakly, and the teacher looked at him questionably. "Uhm…sensei…may I go to the infirmary? I don't feel so well…"

The teacher nodded, and said: "Okay, Hitachiin, please put your test here on my desk, and I'll have someone inform you about our class work when you return."

The teenager nodded wordlessly and stood up from his desk. His head was pounding tiredly; blast those two immature beings! Kaoru hoped that the two were too busy quarreling to even notice that he was leaving. He successfully made it to the door, and then—

"Hey! Kaoru! Where're you going?!"

He flinched, and quickly bolted out the classroom.

Clearly in his head, he heard the not so faint yells:

"Halt, you mortal human!"

He felt wind gushing from behind him, and a voice whispered tenderly in his ear, "Where are you going?"

"Away from you two, obviously," he growled under his breath. Something much darker floated onto his left, and he felt chills scramble down his spines. Something wrapped around his left foot and immediately he was anchored to the ground.

"Oh, you human, you can't run away from us," the voice crept into his ear. Kaoru shuddered, and he quickly looked down at his foot. Dark energy, that only he could see, swirled around his foot, climbing up to his thigh.

"Dammit," he swore. The energy formed a being, in a form of crouching, holding fast to his foot. The figure smiled innocently as more colorful words tumbled past Kaoru's lips; he had already begun to lose feeling in his leg.

"Kaoru!" the sudden call of his name, eased his tense leg muscles; the bonds that were once there broke suddenly, and he felt a warming hand on his shoulder. "Are you okay?"

"Tch, I almost had the human," Tamaki snapped, crossing his arms. Hikaru gave a glare, as his hands were set on Kaoru's shoulders. The devil shrugged and brushed a hand through his hair. "So much for trying to 'drag him to Hell' with me."

"Hell?! Never in such a place!"

"Heaven is equally disgusting, Hikaru!" Tamaki exclaimed. He wrapped his arms around himself and dark gloom formed around his very presence. "I sense a revolting aura everywhere I step in Heaven. Although our meetings are mandatory; I cannot think that Heaven can carry such blinding light! It mars my pale skin…"

"Screw your skin, Tamaki," Hikaru grumbled, as he pushed Kaoru towards the infirmary. "Heaven is a wonderful place, Tamaki. In the depths of hell all I see is dead people!"

"I resent that! Heaven has dead people too!"

"Well they're HAPPY dead people!"

Tamaki blew a spirited raspberry at Hikaru.

Hikaru stuck his tongue out as well.

Kaoru held his head and grumbled in his head, 'Two idiots haunt me…'

"I am by no means an idiot!" Tamaki exclaimed, his dramatic swinging of his arms almost whacked Hikaru against his head. There was a brief pause and Tamaki blinked. "Wups, my hand slipped."

"NO, IT DID NOT! YOUR LIES MAKE MY EARS BLEED."

"Kami, can we just go to the infirmary in peace?!" Kaoru demanded, breaking the two up from fighting. He shoved them aside before marching off down the empty hall.

Hikaru frowned at Kaoru's back and he glared at the devil standing next to him. "What is your purpose here on earth?"

Tamaki crossed his arms, and shifted on his legs slightly. "Why of course! You should have heard me when I made my awesome appearance!" Hikaru shot down his gesture by whacking his hand down. "I am here to separate you from that human!"

"But what's wrong with him?" he pestered. The blue-eyed teen stared at Hikaru slightly. Hikaru didn't know that Kaoru was his other half, and it was much safer to do so if the god himself didn't know anything about it.

Tamaki smiled to himself, before running down the hall and after Kaoru, "Well! I'm off to bring Kaoru to hell!"

"Wait! No!" Hikaru yelled in response, also breaking into a run after them.

From afar, Kaoru could hear the god and the devil.

"Kaoru! Come to the dark side! We have cookies!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM!"

Kaoru stared.

"NO! DON'T FALL FOR IT!! HEAVEN HAS ALL THE PASTRIES IN THE—"

A vein popped.

"Shut up! I'm not going anywhere!"

A/N: Tamaki makes a scene! He's the devil, dun dun dun. Honey is his henchman. So yeah.

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