Thank you all who reviewed!!! I'm back with chapter 1 and I'd also like to apologize to those of you who found the last chappie difficult to read, looking back on it I found the run-on paragraphs a bitch to read, too. Gomen Nasai. Also very sowwie 4 the slow update. I've been grounded. T.T
I would like to ask the reviewers to tell me if they want this fanfic to be a yaoi or just friendship.
You choose:
A) Yaoi
or
B) Friends
disclaimer: Evil does not own naruto or anythind related to it except for a gaara plushie, a suna headband, an akatsuki cloak and hat, manga volumes 4 and 19 and a french volume 29...and 50 shonen jumps and a dozen posters and collector cards :D
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New Life- Chapter 1- A Normal Life
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" Danna! I'm back, un!" Deidara announced, walking through the front door. Sasori looked up briefly before returning his attention to the puppet he was currently working on.
The duo has recently taken residence in Konoha, using aliases, of course. Deidara was publicly known as ' Hikari ' and Sasori was ' Shu ', They were currently posing as siblings. Sasori being Deidara's older brother.
Although they had only been in Konoha for a couple weeks, they new the layout of the village fairly well and they didn't have much trouble getting settled, thankfully the news about Akatsuki hadn't reached the Hokage yet, so they weren't on the lookout for any missing-nin.
Deidara walked over to Sasori and peered over his shoulder.
" Your spare body? What are you fixing?" He asked.Sasori frowned.
" It has a shitload of broken joints, plus Kisame and his damn 'Bakusuishoha' fucking rusted all the hinges. And I'm coating all my weapons with a new poison." He said in his deep baritone as he boredly threw a chisel at the wall, sucessfully getting it lodged in the wood. He suddenly stood and walked toward the door.
" I'm going to buy more paint." he drawled. Deidara perked up.
" Oh! Oh! Can you get me some more sculpting clay, I need to make some more 'Kibaku Nendo', I'm almost out!" He exclaimed. Sasori sighed at the blonde's childish demeanor.
" Whatever." He walked out the door and headed toward Konoha's shopping district.
As soon as he was out of sight Deidara giggled evilly as he took out a permanent marker. " This should kill some time." He grinned as he began to doodle all over the puppets' face, oh he couldn't wait to see Sasori's face when he saw... well... Sasori's face.
Sasori dragged his feet as he walked to the shopping district, oh how he hated that place. It was always crowded with overexcited people who have no clue what art is. Sticking his hands in his pockets he headed to a shop that sold all sorts of art supplies. The perfect place for the two artists', and they were well aquainted with the shopkeeper as they came there frequently to purchase whatever they needed for their artwork.
" Konbanwa, Shu-san" The shopkeep greeted Sasori using what he believed to be his name.
" Koiji-san." Sasori returned as he headed to the back of the shop. Where all the oil-based paints were kept. He prefered oil-based to acrylic because he could substitute and mix his poison with the oil, making even a touch lethal.
Selecting a few choice colours Sasori also grabbed a pile of white scuplting clay for Deidara. Paying quickly he walked swiftly out onto the street, accidentally running into a passing ninja.
" Oof!" He grunted as he fell on his ass, glaring up at the ninja with such intensity that it could kill a small rodent. Or Deidara.
" Oops, sorry about that-tebayo." The ninja was an obnoxious-looking blondie wearing an orange and black jumpsuit. And whisker marks. The blondie grinned sheepishly as he helped the redhead to his feet.
" No problem." Sasori shrugged.
" I'm Uzumaki Naruto! what's your name-ttebayo?"
" Minamoto Shu..."
" Cool! See ya!" The over-energetic teen zoomed away
' What a strange Jinchuuriki...' Sasori thought.
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Slamming the door shut when he returned Sasori found Deidara in front of the TV, He threw the bag of clay at the blonde.
" There, now go shove that up your handmouth and leave me alone." He warned as he set back on working on his puppet. He stopped short when he noticed the puppets, face, totoally covered in graffiti and doodles. Even the dull grey eyes were coloured over. The whole thing practically screamed ' Deidara was here'. Growling in anger he marched up to the offender.
" WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY PUPPET?!?!" He practically screamed in the blonde's ear, Deidara mumbled inaudible curses under his breath as he covered his ear.
" Jesus Christ, Sasori no Danna! I was just trying to entertain myself! un!" Deidara whined. Veins popped in Sasori's forehead.
" Entertain yourself!?! Entertain!?! Do you have any fucking idea how long it will take me to make a new head?!? And that's my only spare body dammit! Maybe I should shove clay down your goddamn chestmouth and watch you blow yourself to the seventh circle of hell Because I wanted to entertain myself!!!" He yelled and punched to wall in frustration. Or rather, punched through the wall, leaving a nice-sized hole in the wall outlooking the street
' Shit.' They thought in unision. No one knew they were ninja, as far as the Hidden Leaf was concerned, They were just two normal people. And normal people don't punch holes in a 5- ince thick wall.
" Agh! Damnit!" Sasori screamed at his own stupidity. Many of the civilians outside stopped and looked to the source of all the commotion.
Deidara sweatdropped and Sasori mentally slapped himself, If the Hokage didn't hear about this, then she's older tan he thought, but if she did... Ten they were probably screwed, and the last thing they needed was the Hokage getting suspicious. He rubbud his forehead. This was going to be a major headache.
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YOSH! T3h second chappie ish Finito!!!
Evil will try to be a good authoress and update fast, if she doesn't she will slap herself slapeth " BAD EVIL-NEJI! BAD GIRL! LIE DOWN! GOOD PUPPY!!!"
cough that was random.
anyway...
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