NEW LIFE- CHAPTER 2

If there was a Kami-sama, then he obviously didn't hear the two missing-nin's prayers because, as luck would have it, the Hokage did find out about Sasori's little ' wall incident,' and the two were summoned to her office. Lucky them.

They trudged slowly into the Hokage's office, wearing false expressions of concern on their faces as they sat down in the provided chairs. Tsunade cast them a skeptic look.

"Shu and Hikari Minamoto, correct?" She asked.

" Hai, Hokage-Sama." Came their silmontanious reply.

Tsunade continued sternly," I am to understand thet neither of you are qualified as shinobi, yet you managed to punch through a solid wall, correct?"

This time it was Deidara that spoke up, " Well you see ma'am, Brother and I never went to a Ninja Academy, so we don't have any chakra control, Niisan lost his temper and he accidentally punched through the wall." He seemed very pleased with himself for this explanation, though Tsunade seemed unconvinced.

" Ordinary people shouldn't even be able to acess their chakra." She stated. Deidara struggled. He was at a loss for this, he shot a wary look at Sasori, who spoke.

" Our parents were high-class ANBU in Amegakure, and they taught us from a young age, but they were killed in action , slaughtered along with their squad. I was only 6, Hikari was 2, we lost everything and anded up getting sent to another family."

" And they were not shinobi?"

" No."

Tsunade seemed to be in contemplation for a moment until she finally spoke, " Well, we certainly do not want the incident repeating itself, so I'm giving you a choice, Shu, either you find a mentor and learn to properly control your chakra, or I give you chakra supressors. Your choice."

Sasori thought for a moment. It would be difficult to hide his already immense chakra while pretending not to know anything, yet on the other end, chakra supressers would bind his chakra, wich he didn't really need right now, and prevent him from doing much damage if he lost it again.

" I'll take the supressers." He decided. Tsunade nodded as she drew three objects from within her desk. Two chakra supressers and... a bottle of sake.

" Hold out your wrists."

Sasori obliged, and Tsunade slipped the supressers over his hands and they clamped onto his wrists.

" Now remember," Tsunade said, " The supressers can only be removed by someone other than the wearer. Hikari-san?"

Deidara looked up " Yes ma'am?"

" If you need to remove the supressers for any reason, the seal formula is ' Mi, Tori, Hitsuji, Saru, Tora' and then ' Kai' (1) . Understood?"

Deidara nodded " Hai Hokage-Sama."

Tsunade took a long swig of sake, almost emptying the entire bottle.

" Dismissed" She slurred as she downed the rest of the bottle and took out a second one. The duo sweatdropped. How the Hidden Leaf could be such a powerful village while being led by that alchoholic woman they would never know.

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As soon as they got back to their house, hell broke loose and Deidara was immedeatly in Sasori's face, teasing him relentlessly.

" Ha! Sasori no Danna needs chakrs supressers!" He sang as he jumped around the room. Sasori lied down on the couch and flung a pillow at the noisy blonde. The offensive pillow smacked Deidara square in the face, and Sasori threw it with enough force to knock the bomber onto his ass. Seemingly apalled, Deidara grabbed a butter knife and began to repeatedly stab the poor pillow.

Sasori raised an eyebrow. " What the hell are you doing?"

Deidara stopped suddenly, " It hit me, un!" Before returning to killing the defenseless pillow.

" Oookay... It's your time of month..." Sasori muttered. Deidara's jaw dropped and he looked up at the living puppet, aghast.

" What!? Fuck no!"

" You sure about that?"

" uhh, yeah, un!"

" Whatever." Sasori closed his eyes and tried to sleep while Deidara glared a hole through his forehead. This called for REVENGE! No one implied that he was feminine and gets away with it!

Grinning wolfishly Deidara strode into the kitchen and grabbed a glass of water and some sleeping pills. He poured half the bottle of pills into the water and watched them dissolve, he then sat the water on the coffee table in front of Sasori. Seeing that everything was set, he reached a hand into his bag and pulled it out with an airhorn in his palmmouth. Smiling widely he pressed the button right next to Sasori's ear, who jolted awake with a yell of: " Holy Shit!"

Deidara quickly hid behind the couch.

Now that he was officially deaf in one ear, Sasori turned his attention to the glass of (drugged) water. He glared at it for a few minutes before his curiosity won out and he drank it. Deidara snickered as the puppet passed out and he pulled out a jar of permanent hot pink hair dye and makeup.

Now let's see who's feminine.

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MUAHAHAHA! Sasori's not very smart is he?

the next chapter is funny, with a touch of OOCness, but not much.

plus I'll probably combine the next two chapters, as they are fairly short.

Reviews would be lovely!