So terribly sorry for the slow update, but I've been grounded :(

also, about the poll in chapter 1, it appears that Yaoi is tied with Just Friends, and there have been a few for shounenai,too.

Disclaimer: Evil-Neji does not own Naruto...yet.

And now, Chapters 3 4! Warnings: Mature language and a bit of OOCness, just to add humour.

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" What the fuck!?!"

The enraged yell rang throughout Konoha. Teenagers gasped and mothers covered their children's ears, and, of course, Sasori rampaged angrily through the house with his machete claws open, searching for Deidara so that he could personally rip out his larynx.

" Deidara! Get your sorry ass out here right now!" He growled.

" Pfft! Never,un." Came a muffled reply.

Shaking his head slightly at Deidara's stupidity, Sasori followed the sound to one of the top cabinets above the sink. Smirking evilly he filled the sink with water before ripping open the door to the cabinet.

" Oi!"

" Holy Shit, un!" Deidara exclaimed, falling out of the cabinet and into the water-filled sink." Goddamnit Sasori no Danna! You know that cold water ruins my hair!"

Sasori raised an eyebrow.

Deidara stared almost solemnly at him for a few minutes, before he burst out in laughter." Oh my god you look halarious,un!" He breathed out inbetween spasms of laughter.

Sasori glared, mainly because Deidara had managed to drug him and give him a 'makeover', he currently had florescent pink hair and way too much eyeliner. In the back of his head he thought that Deidara wore a lot of eyeliner for a guy, so at least he wasn't the only one who looked like a homo.

" What the hell did you do to my hair?" Sasori demanded, folding his arms over his chest

" What, that? Permanent dye, un. That's for calling me feminine, un."

" And the eyeliner?"

" Spur of the moment I guess, un. I dont think it looks that bad..."

" That's only because you wear it daily!"

" What,un?!"

" Please, you think it isn't obvious? you look like a teenage goth."

" no I don't!"

" you want a bet, brat?"

"...now who's pmsing?" Deidara muttered to himself.

An anger vein appeared on Sasori's head but he shook it off, deciding that the argument was going nowhere. Deidara finally realized that he was sitting in water and jumped out of the sink. Feeling stubborn, He shook his head like a dog, spraying water all over Sasori.

" Don't push your luck." Sasori warned as he scooped up a handful of water and splashed it on his face in an attempt to wash off the eyeliner, but only succeeded in making it run down his face.

" oh yeah, and I'm goth, un?" Deidara cracked, and got water thrown at his face in return, making his eyeliner run.

" Burn."

" Shutup, Danna, un."

" Is that the best comeback you can think of?"

" ...No!"

" Sure."

" . "

" ..."

" What,un?"

" Are you a transvestite?"

" What the HELL, un!?"

" I'm just asking."

" No! I was born male, and that's not about to change, un!"

"..."

"..."

" Why are we arguing?" Sasori asked.

" I think it was because you were pissed about the fact that I permanently dyed your hair after I drugged you so you went on a mad rampage so you could rip out my larynx for revenge, un."

" Right then." Sasori muttered as he turned and walked down the hall and into another room. Deidara wiped the eyeliner off his face and sat back on the couch.

" Well ,that was akward,un." He stared boredly out the window at the sky. A few odd clouds floated aimlessly while birds flitted inbetween them.

Deidara sighed. It was just so boring being bound by the laws of a village. Sure, he could make his sculptures, but that was hardly art. Art is all in the explosion, that one fleeting moment when all your ambition and all that you work for come together and light up the sky in one big bang! Deidara grinned at the thought. He also loved the flying, just being in the sky, above everything else. No material enemy can get to you, while the wind is blowing in your face like an unseen opponent, trying to get you to freefall to the ground miles below. It was thrilling. deidara's smile grew intil it stretched from ear to ear. It wouldn't hust to fly just one more, would it?

End chapter 3

( wow. That was hella random...)

Start chapter 4

Deidara stood in a deserted clearing atop the Hokage Faces, out of sight from unwanted eyes. Wordlessly he drew a lump of his Kibaku Nendo from his pocket, feeding it into his handmouth.

" This is gonna be awesome,un!" He breathed as he deftly ran his fingers throught the chakra-infused clay, sifting through and molding it.

The artist smiled at his work. A swallow. The perfect type of bird for swift arial tricks and maneuvers. He brought his fingers up to form a sign, and with a puff of smoke the scuplture was large enough to ride. Deidara eagerly leapt onto it's back, anxious to take to the skies.

The bird left the groung and Deidara stunbled, the giant bird hovered in midair as he regained his composure.

" Guess I'm a little rusty,un." He muttered to himself as the bird launched itself into the sky.

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" Deidara?" Sasori called as he walked down the hallway, searching for the blonde. " Dei-" He stopped short as he noticed a piece of paper lying on the kitchen table. Curiously he picked it up and examined it, it was a note from Deidara:

Sasori no Danna,

I've gone out for some fresh air, should be back in an hour.

-Deidara

Sasori sighed aggrivatedly as he flung himself onto the couch. God that blonde was a pain. A flash of worry shadowed his face, what if Deidara did something really stupid? What if he ended up getting them found out? or killed?

He quickly shook his head in an effort to shove those thoughts to the back of his head. Deidara wasn't that stupid, he might act childish at times, but he was an S-classed missing-nin and had the skills to back it up. He sighed. Maybe he was overthinking this whole situaton, Deidara had probably just gone for a walk around the village. No harm in that, right?

" Agh!" Sasori groaned as he pushed himself to his feet and began to pace anxiously. This didn't feel right, somehow, he couldn't shake the feeling that something bad was going to happen. Growling slightly Sasori put on his sandals and stomped out of the house to serch for Deidara.

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" Woohooo!" Deidara howled with glee as the bird spun in midair. Granted, he was too high for anyone on the Hidden Leaf to notice anything other than a normal bird out for an afternoon fly. " This is so totally awesome!!!" He exclaimed as a large gust of wind blew his hair past his shoulders. The bird did a sideways spin, and Deidara crouched down on three limbs to avoid falling. He may have bee an expert- or rather, the only person with experience- at riding clay birds, but going almost a month without flying was going to take a toll on one's reflexes.

Laughing almost demonically, he took the bird higher, higher, above the clouds and other birds. He loved it. Up that high, you have a clear view of the atmosphere, nothing else in sight. The clouds form a white barrier beneath you. Oh how he would have loved to detonate a bomb up there, but he knew better. After all, if a piece of shrapnel fell into Konoha, there'd be a good chance that the ANBU black ops'd be able to identify him, as his Kibaku Nendo was infused with his chakra.

Deciding to take advantage of the flight conditions, he began pulling off combinations of impossoble maneuvers. He couldn't remember the last time he felt so free.

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' Damnit.' Sasori mentally cursed as he sped through Konoha. This couldn't be good, he couldn't find Deidara anywhere, normally it was simple to find the effeminate blonde, and if he hadn't glimpsed him yet, there was a goog chance he wouldn't find him anywhere.

The feeling in the pit of his stomach tightened. Feeling desperate, the paniked suna-nin ran toward the Hokage Tower. Dodging villagers as he ran, he burst through the front doors of the Tower.

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Deidara careened along on his bird, still flipping and spinning carelessly. Suddenly a powerful thermal struck the underside of the sculpture, throwing it dangerously off-balance.

" Whoa...!" He murmured as he lost his footing atop his art and fell, down, past the clouds and toward the village below.

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" Hokage-Sama!" Sasori yelled as he flew into the office, in too much of a hurry to notice how out of place he was in this situation.

" Yes, Shu, To what do I owe this blatant interruption?" Tsunade inquired, peering up over a large pile of paperwork to glare at the puppet.' What the hell happened to his hair!?!'

" Well, milady, I've lost my brother, and I think he may be out causing trouble." 'Shu' said quickly, trying to think of an adequate excuse for his intrusion.

" Yes, yes, w-" Tsunade was cut off by a scream of pain as a figure fell through the roof of her office, crashing into the wooden floorboards. Dazed and obviously injured, Deidara emerged from the rubble.

" Sasori no Danna!" Deidara yelled without thinking, unaware of where he was or the people that were there.

" What is the meaning of this!?!" Tsunade demanded, slamming a hand down onto her desk. Sasori and Deidara, sensing her rising chakra, began backing away. They knew they were in deep trouble this time. Hopefully they could get away...

" ANBU! Detain them!" She roared. At this, Several of the leaf's ANBU, all clad in their armor and porclean masks, flickered into the room drawing their katana. One of them appeared in the doorway, blocking the exit route.

" Shit! Now you blew it!" Sasori growled as he quickly detached his arm, using the blade attached to his elbow joint to cut down the guard behind them. " Deidara! Come on!" He yelled over his shoulder as he made a break for the exit. Deidara spun around and sprinted after him, not turning to see if the Bloack Ops were following them.

" After Them!" Tsunade yelled at the ANBU, whe all gave a short ' Hai, Hokage-Sama' before following the escaped ninja ' Ugh, I am so stupid, how could I not notice their behaviour?' She scolded herself ' And that blonde, 'deidara' was it? He fell through the roof and was still able to run... Just who are they?' She snorted in annoyance as she took out a Bingo Book, flipping through the pages until she found the ones she was looking for.

" Deidara and Akasuna no Sasori, Ex-Ninja of Iwa and Suna...S-classes...Akatsuki members!?!?" She yelled the last part in disbelief. She couldn't believe they had such valuable ninja right in the palm of their hand!

" Shizune! Assemble the Chunin and Jonin, make sure you get Naruto, and I don't care if he just got back!" She barked at her assistant, who bowed hurriedly as she ran to fulfill her orders.

' I will NOT let them escape!"

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End chapter 4

YAY!!!! I have done it! I'm finally getting into interesting parts!

Apologies to anyone who got confused...