"Charactoria Chronicles: The Beginning"
PART 2

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DTD: Jenny, you don't have a title.
Jenny: I don't? ... Dave, cancel my custom mug order!
I do not own Spyro. I don't own Draganta or any of those relating characters... ANYWAY!! This chapter I decided to make it really funny later on!

Chap.13: Writer's Block

Rosie gasped. "Spyro! Night is working for the Dark Master and they are planning on attacking Charactoria!!" She exclaimed. A bit too loud... Suddenly, Rosie was attacked from the back and knocked down. "Intruder!" Victoria yelled angerly. "Well, don't matter. I can take care of that and you won't be lucky this time." She took out her sword and raised it over her head. "I shall show no mercy..."

Victoria thrusted her sword torwards Rosie, but Spyro preformed a melee move and kicked her sword away. "Don't you dare hurt Rosie!" He threatened, then did a Fire Bomb. The whole area caught fire and both Rosie and Spyro thought Victoria had been vanquished. But slowly, Victoria walked out of the fire without any burns at all. "So, that's how you want it to be... Well, bring it!!" She hissed and fire began to surround her hands.

Victoria managed to slash Spyro's face with her claws and retrieve her sword back. She twirled it in the air and ran full speed at Rosie. She was this close to losing her head, but ducked and tripped Victoria. "Lets see if you like this!" Rosie growled and casted Fallen Angel which burned Victoria pretty badly. Too bad she didn't see the shadow demon rising up from the shadows... One of the shadow demon grabbed Rosie and flung her into the air. Luckily, Spyro was there to catch her in his arms, and after he held Rosie in the air in triumph. "Ten points!!"
"Don't spike me! Do NOT spike me!!" Rosie cried.

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Draganta was following Rosie and Spyro's paw print tracks, with Rynn and Tyrune right behind him. They were all shocked to see that the dragonlings were stupid enough to enter the Chaos Wastes. And when Draganta noticed the hole that was in a pacticular tree, he knew right away that something bad had just happened. "Those two will be the end of me." He said with worry and stepped into the portal only to find Rosie and Spyro almost about to be slaughtered by Victoria and Night's shadow demon. But just when Victoria was seconds from hacking the two dragonlings in two, Draganta blasted her away with a spell called Freezing Blast. "You don't seem to give up, do you!?" Growled Night as she took out her wand. "I thought I killed Rosie, but when my daughter told me everything, I HAD to do something."

"Is that why you plan on attacking Charactoria?" Yelled Spyro, but Night didn't answer but instead call out more shadow demon. "Kill them. Kill them all!" She demanded and all of the shadow demon quickly charged at all of them. Night casted her dark magic at Rosie and Spyro, but Draganta was there to reflect it back with Celestial Shield. "Thanks Draganta!" Rosie said. "Spyro, look out!!" Then she knocked him to the floor right when Victoria threw her sword at him. Rynn casted the power called The Spirit of the Forge and destroyed some of the shadow demon. Tyrune pitched in and preformed an Earth Bomb sending the shadow demon into the air. But even though the more shadow demon that were being killed off, they just kept coming.

"There's too many of them!" Rosie cried as she and Spyro were being closed in. "We have to do something! I got it!" Rosie took both Spyro's paws and smiled. "Um, Ro... I don't think this is the time to be romantic!" Spyro said, feeling a bit uneasy. Rosie shook her head, and told him that if they both preform their most strongest attack at the same time, then maybe they could kill all of the shadow demon. "It's worth a shot." Agreed Spyro, and he casted Fury of the Purple Dragon while Rosie casted Aurora's Star. They managed to kill all of the shadow demon, but when it was over, the two dragonlings had fainted.

Victoria swung her sword at Draganta, but he used the attack called Flaming Sword of Rhuin and sliced Victoria's sword to pieces. Suddenly, Draganta saw Night charging towards Rosie and Spyro. He swatted Victoria away and casted Conflagration of Doom at Night, sending her hard to the ground. Night growled and watched as Draganta picked up both Rosie and Spyro. She quickly got up, but got blown away from Draganta's Glacial Barrier. "They're escaping!!" Victoria exclaimed, as Draganta and the rest of the others ran to the portal. Night held her back, though. "No, let them leave. We have more important things to worry about."

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A/N: Ever wonder what happens when the author has Writer's Block? Well, read and find out.

"Rosie. Spyro. Didn't I tell you two to not go into the Chaos Wastes?!" Draganta yelled, but the two dragonlings were too upset to speak. They were either looking around or looking down at their feet. "But we overheard Night talk about attacking Charactoria with the Dark Master!" Spyro protested, hoping Draganta would calm down. "What should we do?"
"I'll tell you what we're going to do. We have to go and inform Ignitus!"
( Warp )
Soon in five minutes flat, they were right in front of the Dragon Temple's door. Since the warp made them pretty dizzy, they all spent about 2 min trying to keep their balance. "Draganta, you're back already?" Ignitus asked surprised. Draganta explained about the battle and how Night is planning on attacking Charactoria at dawn tomarrow. But he left out the part where Rosie and Spyro fainted, because Draganta didn't want Ignitus to worry.

"That Night. I always knew that she'll try something like that." Said Ignitus sadly as they all walked into the Dragon Temple. "But the Dark Master?! Why would she be working for the Dark Master?"
"For profit?" Rosie thought, but of course Night had no interest in money. "Wait, who exactly is this Dark Master? I have been hearing his name all over the place, but no one ever explained who he was to me." She asked, but everyone was quiet. Truth is, no one knew WHO the Dark Master was... "Well, anyone...?" Rosie was still waiting for an answer.

"The Dark Master is a dangerous force. No one knows what the Dark Master is." Draganta answered, which gave Rosie a chill down her spine. "We should be prepared. Ignitus, how much time do we have to gather as much warriors to fight Night?" Asked Draganta as he took out his sword. Ignitus answered there wasn't much. Night had probably been preparing this battle for weeks without anyone noticing, and just now had the group decided to gather up an army. Stupid if you ask me...

( Static )

Rosie: What happened?
Draganta: I don't know? Wait! OMG! We're in script format!
Rosie, Spyro, and Draganta: Aaaahhhh!
Rosie: Okay, everyone stay calm!
Spyro: But-
Rosie: I said stay calm!! ( Slaps Spyro )
Spyro: Uh... OW!
Draganta: Stop it you two! Man, it's dark.
Rosie: Hey, I see a light.
Spyro: Ro, that's the computer screen.
Rosie: Oh.
Draganta: Does anybody know how to fix this?
Spyro: I do!
Draganta: You do!
Spyro: No... I just wanted a line in this.
Rosie: I know how to fix this! ( Goes to Jenny's house )

Back at Jenny's House:

Jenny had been holding her knees and slowly rocking herself. When Rosie broke the door open, Jenny freaked out. "Aaaahhh! Who's that?!" She screamed. Rosie slowly walked torwards her. "It's okay, Jenny. It's me, Rosie." She said softly and asked her what was wrong. "I- I- I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!!" Jenny screamed and Rosie gasped. She took out a cellphone ( Which was weird because dragons don't have pockets. ) and called the one person that gave Jenny most of the help.

"Okay, I came as fast as I could. Where's the fire?!" It was Draganta the Dragonlord, or DTD!! ( Applause in background like in those reality shows ) Rosie laughed nervously and answered that there was no fire. "You mean to tell me, that I came all this way from Ireland in the middle of the night, thinking that Jenny was stuck in a fire, only to be told that Jenny has Writer's Block?!" DTD said a bit angry and Rosie nodded, then pointed at Jenny, who was twitching.

"Maybe I can take charge for a while." Insisited DTD, and sat in the computar chair. Jenny folded her arms and asked what Rosie and her were supposed to do then if he was going to take charge. "Um, just run around the room like you're doing something important and dramatic. Or make yourself a sandwhich..." DTD answered. So Jenny just shrugged and went to the kitchen to make herself something.

Back to story:

DTD: As I was saying... As Jenny makes herself a sandwhich, lets get on with the story.

So the group did the only thing that came to their heads at the moment. They held auditions... "So tell us. Why should you be in our army?" Rosie asked, not very enthusiastic. She, Spyro, and Draganta were sitting at a table, while the person who was auditioning sat in on a chair in the middle of the room. In just in case the auditions got bad, there was a big red button in the middle of the table that activated the trapdoor that was inserted under the chair in the middle of the room. What? You weren't expecting that?

"Well, I'm a self starter. And, a real people's person." The guy who no one knew said. Spyro was playing Nintendo DS, Draganta was sharpening his sword, and Rosie was asleep. Basically, no one was caring what the heck the guy who no one knew said. "Soooo, you have never fought before?" Draganta asked.
"Well, no"
BZZZZ!
Spyro pressed the big red button and the guy who no one knew fell into the hole, never to be seen again... The next audition was this really pretty beautiful gold dragoness named Daisy. "Hi, my name is Daisy and tee hee... I'd love to join if that's alright with you?" She said shyly. Spyro whistled at her, while Rosie gave more of a glare. Rosie would have pressed the red button, but Spyro slapped her paw without even taking his eyes off Daisy. He put his head on his paws and began to admire her beauty. "You're in!" Spyro exclaimed.
BZZZZ!
"OKAY! WHO pressed the button?!" Spyro yelled and Rosie was whistling innocently. "Rosie! Aaarh! You can't do that just because she's way more prettier than you are!" Rosie growled. "Wait, no! That came out wrong!!" Spyro cried and shielded himself.

Jenny: ( Munching on sandwhich ) Guys can be so pathetic...
DTD: ( Glares )
Jenny: I mean... Can I type please? Pal... buddy...?

So while Rosie practically beats the crud out of Spyro, lets meet our new auditioner. It was a mime. If you didn't hear me, I'll say it again. It was a mime! "I think he's inside a box..." Draganta whispered out. Although the mime was entertaining, there was pretty much no reason why the mime was here. So...
BZZZZ!
"What do ya know? You CAN'T get good help these days..." Draganta sighed. One after the other, all of auditioners were plunged into the trapdoor. ( Wonder what's down there anyway... ) But no one can be worse than the fangirl ( nutcase )... Ember was sitting in the chair all happy and stuff while smiling at Spyro. The room was pretty quiet... "So... Why are you here?" Draganta finally asked, but Ember was still staring at Spyro with those big blue eyes. "I love you! ... Bye!" She suddenly squealed and scittered off. Once she was gone, there was an akward silence. "Well... That was... disturbing..." Spyro choked out.

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"I guess we should just give up!" Rosie gave in. But when they started to pack up all their stuff, Jenny and Draganta the Dragonlord, or DTD, popped in! ( More applauding ) While Jenny was waving to the camera, Draganta asked, "What are you two doing here?!" DTD answered that they both wanted to audition. "No! You guys are not going to be in our army!"
"And why not?!" DTD protested as he slowly took out his sword, which made Rosie, Spyro, and Draganta pretty nervous. "Did I say that you couldn't join? I mean you can join! But you... have to fill out the forms!" Draganta stuttered, as he held up the papers, but DTD sliced them in half with his sword.

"Okay, forget about the forms!" Draganta exclaimed as he tossed the paper scaps into the air. Jenny squealed and gave DTD a high-five. "Alright! We're in! ... So what do we do now?" No one knew how to answer that, so there was a bit of silence again. "Who wants to go find the mime?!" Rosie yelled out, and everyone in the room agreed and rushed to the door.

Rosie: So there's the chapter. Random and funny! Want more Draganta and Rosie?! Read Draganta the Dragonlord's sequeal to his story! Please review but no flames. Any ideas, please tell Jenny! Oh, you're wondering where she is? She's... busy at the moment.
At Jenny's House: 12:30 pm.
Jenny: ( Looking over the forms ) I can't believe they made us do the forms anyway!! Hey, DTD, what did you put for "Special Abilities"?
DTD: ( Reads off forms ) I put sword skills. How about you?
Jenny: I put that I can sing the ABC's backwards! Wanna hear?! Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R...
DTD: This is going to take a while...