A/N-Big thanks to all my wonderful reviewers. Last time I checked I had 98 REVIEWS!!! That's a lot, considering I didn't even think I'd get 5. Thanks so much, and here's the chapter!
BTW- This is just a filler. I'm reading this really good fanfic, and I can't really concentrate right now. And, my brother's breathing down my neck, cause I've spent all day on my computer. GET YOUR OWN COMPUTER!!! Don't blame me, blame my brother. Look, if I tell you what school he goes to will you strangle him for me?
Disclaimer-Two words- I WISH!
After about thirty minutes of walking we arrived at a small town that had a ton of hotels. After a lot of guessing as to why such a small town had so many hotels, Nudge plucked up the courage to ask a random passerby where we were.
While Iggy, Fang and I hid behind some bushes. What can I say? We don't do well with strangers.
The conversation went something like this:
Nudge- Excuse me ma'am, but where are we?
Random Passerby- (Talking in a baby voice) Oh, aren't you such a cute wittle girl! Where are your mommy and daddy?
Nudge- (Expression of horror on her face) Uhh…They're… buying some… postcards… to send to my…grandparents!
Random Passerby- Okay! How old are you? Aren't you a wittle young to be wandering around by yourself? Why don't I take you to get a big, nice cookie.
Nudge- No thanks. Where are we?
Random Passerby- Why, we're in the world of lollypops and unicorns and rainbows!
Nudge- No, seriously, where are we?
Random Passerby- Aren't wou a wittle woung to be serious?
Nudge- No, I'm eleven. Could you paalease take this seriously?
Random Passerby- Oh, so cute! She thinks she's a sassy wittle girl!
Nudge- (Voice a low, deadly whisper) Listen lady, I need to know where we are. If you don't tell me in ten seconds I'll make you eat your own stomach. Got that?
Random Passerby- (Speaking hurriedly) We're in Breitenbush Hot Springs. In Oregon. (A/N- Yes, it's a real place. I Googled it!)Don't hurt me.
Nudge- (Voice back to normal) Thanks!
When she skipped back to meet us, we all burst out laughing.
Well, Iggy, Fang, and I did. Angel and Gazzy were still asleep.
But now Fang was carrying Angel and Iggy was carrying Gazzy. Nudge and I offered to take them for a bit, but the boys wouldn't let us.
So we burst out laughing at Nudge and her new friend. Not at the stomach part, that was serious. Well, we did laugh at that part. But, we also laughed at the "wittle girl" part. If that lady had known that Nudge could cave her ribcage in with one kick, that wouldn't have happened.
It was one of those "You had to be there" things.
After we finished laughing, we talked business.
"Okay, so we know where we are now." I turned to Nudge. "Nudge, you get to decide where we stay."
Nudge's eyes lit up. "A hotel!"
I so wanted to say "No duh!" But it wasn't her fault I was so tired. "Which hotel?"
Nudge's eyes lit up even more. "You mean, I get to choose?"
I nodded.
Nudge's squeal was so loud I bet Mom heard it.
A couple minutes later…
"Nudge…You sure you want to stay here?"
Fang and I were staring at the biggest hotel I had ever seen. It must have been at least twenty stories tall.
Iggy started poking me. "Max? What does it look like? Max! I can't see, you know. Tell me what the hotel looks like!" He poked me again. And again. And again.
Nudge sounded affronted. "Heck, yeah! This place looks amazing! We can get a suite, with a private pool, and stay here forever!"
I sighed. "Nudge, i- IGGY!!! POKE ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL RIP YOUR FRICKEN FINGER OFF YOUR HAND!!!" I took a deep breath before turning back to Nudge. "Nudge, if you really want to stay here that's fine with me. But we can't stay for more than a few days. But, we will get a suite. Maybe even a Master Suite." If we can get one.
Nudge nodded happily before rushing into the hotel. I followed, but not before I heard Fang softly start explaining what the hotel looked like to Iggy.
A/N- kay, hope you liked it. I'm going for 100 reviews. I only need 2 more, so it's not too hard. I'll update again tomorrow, if my mom doesn't take my computer out of my room.