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Chapter 3: He who gained and has yet to gain

I sat to the back of the ship and watched as the waves went past, when we were closing in on the Kingdom of Alabasta. I began to sweat like there was no tomorrow. Chopper came to me, "So," he began, "Who are you?"

"Me?" I said, "I am John Haultin, possessor of the Winter Winter fruit."

"Wow, I ate the human human fruit! Not only that but I'm a doctor!"

"A doctor? Wow, that's impressive."

"Oh shut up you stupid asshole."

"You look happy."

"Anyway we're having a meeting in the kitchen and Luffy wanted me to get you."

"A meeting, okay Chopper, let's go."

I followed him into the kitchen and there was everyone. Sanji was at the stove fixing some food while Luffy was eating meat……….on a bone.

"Now," Vivi began, "Since everyone is here I would like to start this meeting."

"ANYTHING FOR YOU VIVI-CHAN!!" Sanji said with that heart replacing his eye.

"If she's going to start the meeting everyone has to shut up cook." I said.

"What did you say?" Sanji replied in an angry voice.

Luffy snickered, I just stared at him and said, "What are you going to do? Kick me?"

Sanji was enraged, "You know what annoys me?" he asked.

I replied, "Me?"

That made him even angrier.

"Now, now!" Vivi yelled, "How are we going to beat Crocidle if we fight each other?"

"You're right Vivi, I apologize Sanji." I put my hand out to shake his as a sign of apology. He shook it and I sprinted for the seat next to Nami. I whispered in her ear and she giggled. Sanji was once again enraged.

"Okay," Vivi said, "Now we are approaching Alabasta, we need to stop in town for supplies. Now we need to stay as far away from port as possible because a Baroque Works member might spot us and recognize us."

"They don't even know me," I pointed out, "So I'm good, I can go where I please."

"You are right John," Chopper said, "But it looked like you could barely take the heat."

"Well I could always use my fruit powers to cool myself down." I replied.

"Wow, that's so cool!" Chopper exclaimed, "Too bad I can't do that. I'm going to get heat stroke out there."

"No you won't," I said, "My family said if I keep getting sunburn then I'll get skin cancer. Sixteen years of it and I haven't got it yet, for all I know."

"Well, don't worry Chopper; you'll get through this," Vivi said, "Now back to the task at hand. We need water, food, and civilian clothing; those are the urgent supplies we need. And I can't really go out there with you."

Luffy exclaimed, "Why?!"

"Because," I said, "She's the princess. And almost everyone in the country knows her face."

"That's right," Vivi replied, "If I walk with you it is a dead giveaway."

I got up and walked out the door saying, "I'm going to explore the town." I jumped off the ship and went into town. I thought, 'Maybe one of my brothers or my sister is here.' I kept walking and I just noticed it was hot out. I kept myself cool by creating a small shield of cool air around me. I was also hungry, so I went to a restaurant. I saw a man with the symbol of the White Beard Pirates on his back. It was Portgas D. Ace. Next to him was a girl, red hair, purple clothes, a katana. I knew immediately it was my sister. She was showing off her spring powers to Ace. Ace was paying very close attention, to her. She grew flowers out of her hands and I could not resist. I sent over air strong enough to be undetected but also strong enough to wilt flowers.

Once they wilted she started to cry, well, it was a small cry. Ace saw one tear came down and he immediately hugged Rabia saying it was going to be okay. I laughed, she looked and saw me. Unlike a friendly 'hi' she said, "JOHN YOU JERK!" Then she proceeded to beat me up.

"Nice to see you to Rabia." I said.

"Rabia, who is this punk?" asked Ace.

"Oh," Rabia began, "He's my little brother John, John this is Ace."

"Be careful with her," I said, "She gives a mean punch."

She punched me again, "What did you say?" she said with her dark look.

I replied, "Ow."

Ace saw this and laughed. I stared at him, I began laughing to. I got up and hugged my sister.

"Good to see ya sis." I said.

"Good to see you to." She replied as she hugged me back.

Suddenly the door behind me swung open. I looked and there was a marine.

"I am Captain Smoker from Marine Central Command." He said, "Portgas D. Ace, 2nd Division Battle Commander."

"Whoa sis, you were flirting with a battle commander?" I asked knowing who Ace was but I was playing along. But the result was far from pleasant. She knocked me across the head. That hit was the 'what do you mean!? You knew!' hit and the 'shut your mouth!' hit all at the same time.

"Flirting with a pirate?" Smoker asked, "Affiliating with pirates is against the law. I vow to capture you!"

"Just try." She replied.

"Smoke strike!" he sent a column of smoke came at my sister when she yelled, "VINE SHEILD!" suddenly vines flew up from the ground making a wall deflecting Smoker's attack.

She glared at him and said with a smirk, "I am spring, you can't take me in."

I said, "I could."

She punched me saying, "Shut up John."

Then I heard from the distance, "Gomu Gomu no!"

I immediately jumped and pushed my sister out of the way and, "ROCKET!" Luffy came flying into Smoker who hit Ace and they flew through about four buildings.

I got up and Rabia kicked me yelling, "What was that for!?"

I pointed at the hole and she said, "Oh."

Luffy sat at the counter yelling for food. I looked at my sister and said, "Rabia, this is Monkey D. Luffy, future King of the Pirates."

She stared at Luffy and whispered in my ear, "Is Chopper in the crew?"

I replied, "Yes." She smiled, I knew why, she thinks Chopper is, and I quote, 'so freackin' cute.'

Ace got up, apologized to the people for disturbing their meal, and walked out to find the guy who hit him through four buildings. He saw Luffy, I saw him smiling from ear to ear.

He said, "Lu-"

Then Smoker knocked Ace to the ground face first yelling, "STRAW HAT!"

Rabia came out of nowhere hitting Smoker hard on the head yelling, "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ACE?!?!?"

Ace, lying on the ground, thought, 'Score! She likes me.'

Rabia, unknowingly, ruined it for Ace by yelling, "NO ONE HURTS MY FRINEDS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

Ace thought, 'Damn she hates me.'

Luffy laughed, still not knowing Smoker was in the room, because Luffy was and still is that clueless. Luffy resumed stuffing his face with food. Smoker stared at Luffy, sitting there stuffing his face with meat and bread, and even though the bread wasn't hard it still made a crunching noise.

Luffy, still clueless, stared at Smoker thinking, 'Wait, isn't that?'

Luffy spit the food out of his mouth yelling, "Hey! You're that Smokey guy! What are you doing here?" Luffy put his hand up yelling, "Wait!" He grabbed all of the food on the plates saying, "Thank you for the food!" Then he sprinted out of the building.

Smoker ran out after Luffy, then Ace followed. The owner said, "Eat and run?"

I went up to him, "How much is the cost for the food? I'll pay."

He told me the amount and I paid it in full. I walked out of the building thinking, 'Luffy you owe me 300,000 beri.'

Rabia knew I was angry and she giggled. I glared at her and she giggled even more.

I said, "Rabia,"

She replied, "What?"

I said, "Shut up."

I don't know what happened after that.