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Chapter 5: He who is running out of titles for his chapters

It was Chuck, he was yelling at Toto about something about holes. I saw him and then I saw Rabia sprint for him then hit him over the head yelling at him that he was a jerk to leave her and stupid to run in first.

I laughed, then heard Chuck yell, "Shut up! It's not funny!"

That made me laugh even more. Chuck got angry and started yelling at Rabia when Rabia started to yell back. I walked over to still see them fighting. Luffy was watching and Sanji was rooting for Rabia and saying that all of her points were good ones. Plus he talked about her unparalleled beauty.

Chuck got an evil glare and said, "Are you hitting on my sister?"

Everyone was again shocked.

"YOUR SISTER?!" they all yelled.

Luffy said, "But you're so short."

Chuck yelled, "Who are you calling small!? I'll rip your guts out!!"

Rabia held Chuck back making sure he wouldn't rip out Luffy's guts.

I said, "So this is where you've been Chuck."

"Yep," he replied, "Ever since that evil crack pot sent me to this Dimension I've been stuck here."

"AND HE HASN'T HELPED ANY!" yelled Toto.

"SHUTUP YOU OLD MAN!" yelled Chuck.

"Well, at least you're making friends." Said Rabia.

"Wait," said Zoro, "What did he mean by this dimension?"

"We'll tell you later. Just promise us that whenever you meet someone who wants to recruit you ask for his name and his boss's name. If he refuses to say the boss's name or doesn't know it then don't go with him. Of he says Malevolence, then you turn down his offer immediately."

"All right." Said Luffy.

"Let's get to bed," said Vivi, "We need our rest to get to Rainbase."

"Yes, I agree," said Rabia, "Hey, maybe Bill is at there!"

"That would be good," I replied, "Maybe he's causing some hell up there."

"Why would Bill do that?!" yelled Rabia knowing it was a dumb question.

"Because he can." I replied.

We went to our beds inside this cozy little house when Luffy was still outside helping Toto with digging holes.

"Looks like Luffy is more help than you Chuck." I said.

He got out his battle axe, I got out my cat claws and we fought.

Rabia hit us both on the head and said, "Cut it out."

I walked over to my bed and I laid down. I had to share my bed with Chuck on so the night was filled with us arguing about who's side of the bed was whom's. When we got tired of it we just fell asleep. When morning came we woke up and argued again about us crossing each other's side of the bed. Rabia came over and hit us over the head. There was something special between me and Chuck; we acted like we were worst enemies but other times we acted like the best of friends.

I smiled at him and he smiled back at me while both of us had big lumps on our heads. I got up, ate something, and walked outside. Now just seeing I was eating a cactus. I went into a sort of trance. I turned to face the building and I kept yelling, "I'm gonna kick you'r-" Suddenly my sister had a vine rap around me and Chopper ran for me.

"Tranquilizer!" he yelled after stabbing me with the needle. After a few minutes I had realized what had happened and I yelled at Chopper.

"You little punk! I hate needles!"

He stood behind my sister and she giggled. Right after that she fell to her knees and hugged Chopper while saying how cute he was. Remember that her arms are over his mouth. I did, I really did hate needles. But back to the important stuff. We started walking for Rainbase and Rabia was dying of heat. Well, that's what she said. I sent over a cool breeze and she felt better.

"Thanks John." She said.

"You're welcome." I replied.

We walked for hours until we made it to a city with a pyramid in the middle of it. It has the statue of a huge crocodile with a banana popping out of his head. Luffy ran for the town while I walked slowly behind. Suddenly I heard something; it was the noise of clashing steel. I ran for the town as well.

I looked and looked for where that sound was coming from but I could not find it. There was no telling what it was but what I met was in fact ugly. Some big, fat, godfather-like guy that loved women.

"Hey you!" he yelled, "I'm Jacob, the boss of these parts, there's a fee for entering."

"What is it?" I answered.

He said, "That girl, the one in purple with the gold trimming, you will give her to me."

"In your dreams," I said, "That's my sister."

"Well then," Jacob replied, "Too bad for your sister, she will have to see your twisted corpse and she will have to come with me. Not that she had a choice anyways."

He sent two bouncers on me, I said, "This is all you have? Pitiful."

I took out my cat claws, "Stealth walk!"

I came up from behind the bouncers and sliced them, merely making them unconscious. Jacob sent more men on me, too many for my simple attacks. I hunched over and I started to sway back and forth.

I yelled, "CAT OUT OF THE BAG ATTACK!"

I disappeared, all of the bouncers were shocked and scared, one got sliced. Then another, then another, I was not killing them because I remembered what happened last time. They all had cuts in them, enough to make them go unconscious but no more. Jacob sat there, he was freaking out. He tried to get away when suddenly I popped up right in front of him, pointing one of my swords right between his eyes.

"I have taken your life," I said, "But now I give it back to you. Next time, I might not give it back, but take for keeps."

He nodded his head franticly.

"No more chasing after my sister?" I asked.

"NO MORE! J-JUST PUT DOWN YOUR S-S-SWORD!" Jacob replied.

"Alright," I said, "But if you send any men after us, I'll know."

I walked off with my cat claws still on my hands. Suddenly a man jumped out right in front of me.

"Well, well," he said while rubbing his hands together, "those are mighty fine sword you've got there. How about using them in a duel?"

"Sure, where is it?" I replied.

He said, "Its right down here; see if you can beat the all time champion."

"Alright." I replied.

I walked down the stairs and I saw a door. I knocked on it and some huge, armored guy answered it.

"Who are you?" he said with his low, powerful voice.

I replied "I am John Haultin, I am here to duel."

"HA!" he said, "Just try and beat the champ!"

I replied "I will."

I walked through the door, only to here the clashing of steel once more. I walked a bit farther when I thought, 'So this is the place where I heard the noise. Looks like a mining tunnel.' I kept walking when I saw an arena with a cheering crowd. I looked at the combatants. One was a thin, flexible guy with swords on his hands. He was pale, wore only a purple Speedo. I saw the other had a hoody, a pair of jeans, and after I saw it was a Led Zeppelin hoody I knew who it was.

That was none other than my brother, Bill Haultin. He kept jumping in the air throwing knives at the guy. The guy was tired, you could tell because of his sloppy stance. He was almost ready to collapse but he fought on until my brother used an attack I've never seen before.

He yelled, "RAINING KNIVES!" and like rain, knives came crashing down on the Speedo guy.

He was helpless, he fell unconscious.

The referee came out and called my brother the winner.

Then the announcer said, "Winner once more it's Bill Haultin!"

The crowd cheered, "Bill! Bill! Bill!"

"The next person to face the undefeated champ is," the announcer said while opening a slip of paper, "It seems to be a family reunion, the next one is John Haultin!"

The crowd yelled, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I walked down into the ring saying, "So, you're the undefeated champ Bill?"

He replied, "Yes, yes I am John. Where have you been anyway?"

"Bill," I said, "I'll tell you later."

The announcer yelled, "Ready? FIGHT!"

We jumped at each other for the attack.