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Chapter 11: Barry the Chopper Vs. John Haultin

Running, running, I was after the guy that took my sister, Rabia. Then I thought of something, I had absolutely no clue which way they went, until I looked to my feet. I saw tire tracks, they were leading from the station, that gave me a hint. I ran where the tracks went, I came up to a van, I looked inside and saw no one. I looked and saw a door, it was unlocked. I ran for it and threw it open, I looked inside to see what was within. I saw dead pigs hanging from a low ceiling. I knew this had to be the right place.

I walked in only to see some lady in a green, plain dress crouching in a corner.

"Hey lady," I said, "Have you seen a girl and some other lady in here?"

"Yes," she nervously replied, "Over there."

"Great, now to get her and get the hell out of, uh."

Suddenly I felt something hit the back of my head.

"OW! THAT HURT! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"W-Why aren't you knocked out?"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHY! Actually, no, I won't the story is long and hard to comprehend so no."

"Oh, well, I'll chop you and that girl up all the same."

"You're that bastard that got to my sister."

"Yes, yes I am. I'm Barry the Chopper, you're sister was a rare catch if I do say so myself."

"What do you mean?"

"It's not every day I get to chop up a woman with a curse. And I have a way to get pass the curse. Heh, lucky aren't I?" he said picking up a butcher knife.

"A way to get pass? Wait, you mean sea stone?"

"So that's what it's called, I thought I heard him say something like that."

"He? MALEVOLENCE? That bastard that killed my parents?"

"He did that? Oh well, you'll get to meet them soon enough."

"I don't think so, as much as I love to see mom and dad I won't let you kill Rabia."

"How are you gonna stop me? Your powers are useless and this place is my turf."

"I have a trick up my sleeve."

I put on my cat paws and saw the expression on Barry's face. He seemed to be intimidated.

"If you don't want to die," I said lifting a sword to his face, "you WILL lead me to my sister."

"And lose such a rare catch? I don't think so, YOU BOTH WILL DIE! HYAAAA!"

He horizontally sliced at me when I jumped back then lunged at him with my claws. I sliced at him relentlessly and he just kept dodging. He threw his knife into me while I fell backwards dodging it. He seemed to be impressed, he took out another butcher knife and lunged at me.

I yelled, "Stealth walk!"

I disappeared and he wondered where I went to. He was turning his head swiftly when he gave up and ran away. I flowed to see where he was going. I saw his next target, Rabia was tied up in chains, they were made of sea stone. I ran even faster, I kicked my heels together so knives would pop out of the slippers I wore.

"You," he said to my sister, "I'll kill you before your dumb ass brother finds us."

"He'll get you. And don't you dare call my little brother a dumb ass, dumb ass."

"Oh, no he won't, he ran scared during our short, boring fight."

"No, HE DIDN'T, HE'LL SAVE ME!"

"HA HA HA HA! DON'T KEEP YOUR HOPES UP! HE'S GONE AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET WITH YOUR LONG LOST PARENTS!"

"He'll save me," Rabia said with a stern look, "And when he does, when I tell him what you said to me, he's going to slaughter you."

"I get tired of these empty threats, it's time for you to die, say hello to your parents for him in the afterlife." He said while lifting up his knife.

I ran for him and sliced his arm making him drop his knife.

"What the hell?"

"Who's gonna die first Barry? Her or you? From where I'm standing, it's gonna be you."

He pulled out a gun and started shooting at me in retaliation I deflected them with my swords.

"You think I would allow you to just chop up my sister and get away with it? You must be an idiot, I never leave any family member behind to their deaths. I KILL those who kill members of my family, and not kindly either, hell no. I kill them and make sure the pain is unbearable. I HATE lousy bastards that hurt my family, do you understand Barry?"

He ran out of bullets and he unloaded the first clip. When he looked for another I sliced the barrel off of the pistol.

"I don't like being ignored," I said with and evil look while I had a sword to his neck, "I said do you understand Barry?"

He nodded quickly while whimpering. Tears began to flow from his face, I looked at him evilly, then I turned to my sister.

"Let me help ya out there sis."

"I knew you would come John," Rabia said, " When you're done taking these chains off me I'm gonna beat the crap out of this guy okay?"

"Okay with me." I said when I just finished taking off the chains.

"If I were you," she said, "I would leave, it's not gonna be pretty."

"Meet you outside?"

"Sure."

She gave me a thumbs up then looked at Barry. I left immediately and I heard the sound of a screaming man and an out of control woman while I was heading out of the door. I laughed when my sister came out.

"You finished?" I asked.

"One sec." she replied snapping her fingers.

We both heard a, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

"You are a harsh one." I said.

"Me? No way!" she said.

I smiled, she smiled back at me, we smiled at each other, then a freak of nature smiled at us, we stopped smiling immediately. We stared at him, then I punched his lights out. My sister thanked me for that. I said I was doing it for myself, she hit me for that. I smiled even though I was in pain. Then Chuck and Bill came by, Bill was still drinking that Pale Ale, I'll never forgive that damn kid. Yet I feel sorry for him being crushed by Bill's chainmail.

Suddenly I heard a sinister laugh, the others were too busy talking to hear it though. I looked down an alley to see another pair of eyes, these eyes though, showed great suffering. Hunger, a lot of hunger, that freak of nature must be a glutton, he must've been prone to gluttony. (Hint hint)Anyway, I walked over to my siblings and I heard Rabia talking about how she saved me from such a gruesome death. I rolled my eyes and Chuck saw me do it. He pointed at Rabia and I shook my head. Translation: Chuck: Did she really? Me: No.

Chuck looked at Rabia in disbelief until she saw that. She glared at him, it always scared the bejibbles out of him. He stopped staring at her and hid behind me. She kept glaring at him and I just looked at her like a cow looks at an upcoming train. She glared at me for that, I just kept staring. Then I saw something, it was a huge suit of armor. Along with it was that small guy.

I stared at him and looked at Chuck.

"He's Edward Elric." He replied.

'So, he's the Fullmetal Alchemist.'

"Ed," said Rabia, "This is my younger brother John."

"Hey, we've met before." Said Ed.

"So we have." I replied.

I had so many small jokes for him, I was so tempted when Rabia stepped on my foot. I breathed in through my nose loudly in response to that.

"So," I said.

"John," Chuck tugged at me, "Don't call him the Full midget Alchemist."

"WHO YOU CALLIN' SMALL! YOU PINT SIZED SARDIN!"

"WHO YOU CALLIN' A PINT SIZED SARDIN! I'VE SEEN FLIES BIGGER THAN YOU!"

"AND SO IT BEGINS!" I yell, "Ed verse Chuck! The battle of the tinies!"

They punched me, I laughed because I got two guys with one joke.

"Brother," said the suit of armor, "I must apologize for my older brother, I am Alphonse Elric."

"John Haultin," I said putting out my hand which still had the cat claws on it, "Oops! Can't shake hands with these on."

"N-No, I guess not, those are your weapon of choice?"

"Why yes, yes they are, I love these things."

"Interesting."

Rabia was right next to Al, I had forgotten that she loved two specific characters, Ace and Alphonse.

I rolled my eyes, I said, "So, Al, have you gotten acquainted with my sister?"

"Yes," he said, "Freakishly though."

"FREAKISHLY?!" Rabia yelled, "YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF FREAK THAT'S WHY YOU THINK THAT?!"

"AH!" Al ran as fast as he could to try and get away from Rabia. Notice the word 'try,' he didn't get away. It was really weird, he had bumps on his head when Rabia was done with him even though he was made of metal. I tilted my head in confusion, then I remembered we were in a manga, anything could get a bump. I shrugged and I stared blankly at Al and Rabia.

"Well, well," I said, "Now you know what happens when you piss her off."

"Yes," Al replied, "Yes I do, and even though I am like this I think I felt it."

"You better have," said Rabia, "Or I would have to do it again."

"You might break his armor." I said.

"Yeah, maybe, but if it makes him feel it then it's worth it." Rabia replied.

I chuckled, Rabia just stared probably wondering why I was chuckling. Bill was trying to woo Robin again, Sanji got pissed at him again. Sanji and Bill got in a fight. Chuck was laughing at the two when he was hit by a dead tree that Bill made. Chuck got angry and got into the fight. Suddenly I saw an Italian restaurant and some people talking about a couple named Brenda and Eddie. 'Hmm, that reminds me of a song.'

Then some guy came up to me asking if I want a bottle of reds or a bottle of whites. Now that gave off the song I was thinking of, that one by Billy Joel, Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, pretty good one, I recommend it. But back to the story, with all of this going on I felt another presence, I think Chuck did too, he stopped fighting and stared to look around him. I looked at him and he at me, we nodded our heads and he came over.

"Do you feel that?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said, "Maybe there's something around here that is our ticket home."

"Yeah, maybe, or another freak of nature."

"Yeah, you got a point."

I looked at him then something, or someone caught my eye, it was that woman again. This time I was able to control myself for a short time. Then the rage got too much for me. 'Why? Why must my rage always act up when I see this woman?'

Bonus!

"HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME BEAT UP ALPHONSE?!"

"HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I JUST TELL IT LIKE IT HAPPENED!"

"I WOULD NEVER BEAT UP ALPHONSE!"

Rabia was beating on John for making her beat up Alphonse, even though she did.

"SHUT UP!"

Okay, okay, jeez, so hormonal.

"NO I'M NOT!"

Ow, as she beats up the narrator you can just go over and see how far Bill is getting with wooing Robin.

Hi! I'm the backup narrator, let's see how Bill is doing, whoa, he's close but he keeps getting that clutch move from Robin. He keeps coming back though.

"I admire your determination," said Robin.

"YES! You like me for that don't cha?"

"No, not really."

"I shall try even if you don't like me, you shall soon enough," said Bill while drinking his Pale Ale, multi tasking, how 'bout that.

I'm back.

Oh, how did the beating go?

Not that well, I almost got strangled.

Ah, I see, well, okay, you can take over again.

Okay, well, I guess the bonus is over anyway.

Oh, it is, wait what did she hit?

You don't want to know.