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Chapter 12: Seven Straw Hat Pirates and the Seven Deadly Sins, and some other people

My form began to change once more, soon the claws returned, the mask covered my face once more, the shell made of ice came back with the spikes sticking out of it. This time I could control my movements though, luckily I didn't go on a senseless rampage.

"Wow." Robin said calmly.

"I agree with you totally sweet heart." Said Bill.

"Is this the true power of our devil fruits?" said Rabia.

As my form began to take life, I looked around myself; everything I saw was in a shade of red, the people, the buildings, the cars, everything. I looked at the woman and she nodded. I tilted my head in confusing when some fat guy ran at me. He opened his mouth trying to eat me. I grabbed his head and I froze him from the inside. His body was frozen to the core, I kicked him and his body shattered into pieces.

The woman came up clapping, "So you killed Gluttony," she said, "But will he stay down?"

I looked at the fat guy's remains, apparently he was called Gluttony, his remains began it dissolve then regroup somehow. 'Oh crap, how can I beat a guy that doesn't die?'

"JOHN!" Rabia yells, "That guy's a homunculus!"

I nodded and I lunged at him, he tried to eat me again. 'Jeez, what's this guy's problem? He must be some hungry bastard.' I formed icicles on my fists and I punched him in the head. I pulled them out while he just self healed himself somehow.

"Damn it," I said while punching him multiple times, "How many times do I need to kill you so you stay dead?"

I felt something go through my side, I looked only to see that lady's fingers turned into spikes and extended through my side. I use this chance to freeze the fingers leading to her then taking her temperature and lowering it harshly.

"Lust!" yelled Gluttony.

'Lust? Gluttony? Wait, these names, they're two of the seven deadly sins!'

Gluttony lunges for me and I grab his head. I freeze both of them throwing Gluttony into Lust. Suddenly my sister attacked me.

"Whoa Rabia! What're you doing?!"

"I'm not doing anything John."

I thought I was going crazy, I was seeing two of Rabia. I looked at the one attacking me and I knew how to tell which one was which.

"Tell me," I said to the one attacking me, "Who am I out to kill?"

She didn't answer after a while, then I grinned.

"You are out to kill these two." The Rabia in front of me said while pointing at the two regenerating people.

"Wrong." I said.

"Wrong?"

"Wrong, I'm after someone more powerful."

Suddenly she began to turn into someone else, she became some guy with longer hair, and a bad fashion sense as my sister would put it.

"Ha, well, you must know your sister very well. My name is Envy."

"Another huh?"

"Another what?"

"I've noticed something with you three, your names, they're three of the seven deadly sins. Let me guess, there's also a wrath, a greed, a sloth, and a pride."

"Wow, how did you find out?"

"I went to a certain school that taught us these things."

"Very good, but I'm afraid you'll have to die."

"Can you kill winter?"

"Winter? What does winter have to do with this?"

"I am winter. WINTER WINTEEEEEEEEEEEEER…………………………. WHITE OUT!"

Suddenly blinding snow came from nowhere. It caused a white out.

"Can you find me?" I asked, "This is my element, I am winter."

I walked up to Envy and I threw my hand into the air.

"WINTER WINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER," suddenly ice was gathering on the hand, "BOMB!"

It came down straight onto Envy crushing every single bone in his body.

"ICICLE CANNON!"

Two cannons came out of my shoulders and rapidly fired icicles at Lust and Gluttony. But then I was hit in the side. I looked to see Envy.

"So," I said, "You won't stay dead?"

Then something was biting my foot, it was Gluttony. Then Lust sent her spikes through my stomach.

"I have had ENOUGH!!!"

The power of my yell sent them back next to each other.

"FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN PICKED ON, HIT, EVERYTHING! I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE DAMMIT!"

They stared at me not giving a care.

"EYE!" I yelled holding up my hand with the image of a bear's eye behind me, "OF THE BEAR!"

I sent a powerful blast towards them exploding on impact.

They went flying, "Hmm."

"What is it Lust?" asked Gluttony.

"Maybe we should tell father of this."

"Yes maybe," said Envy, "He might want this one as a sacrifice."

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I stood there, panting, I used up a lot of energy on that punch. 'Damn, that took most of my energy out of me. I'll have to use that move sparingly.'

I changed back into my human form and I fell over. I fell asleep, with the bubble and everything. My sister, my brothers, they all stared at me. I was just sleeping there. I wish I knew what happened up to where I woke up, but I was asleep so I have no clue. I woke up in another house, looking at it, it seemed to be a normal house. Nice and cozy.

I tried to fall asleep again when I saw Luffy sitting there.

"Luffy?" I said.

"Oh, you're awake," Luffy said, "That's good."

"You don't seem too happy."

"Well, I need some help."

"On what?"

"Well, there's this girl."

"Oh, a girl huh? Someone I know, like Nami?"

"Ugh? How did you know?!"

"It's pretty obvious, Nami probably shares your feelings." I said while sitting up, "So, what do you need help on?"

"Well, I need help on how to tell her I love her."

"You're joking right?"

"What?"

"Listen, I might be one of the four seasons but I have no clue how to really talk to a girl."

"Oh,"

"Rabia on the other hand,"

"WHA?! TELL ME!"

"Well, Rabia is spring and that's the mating season so…"

"Okay, but how can I ask her how to ask Nami that I love her?"

"She's my sister so I have no clue."

"What?"

"Good thing you don't have some emotional cyborgs or something."

"That would be cool."

"Like you could get one."

"Are you questioning my ability to get crew members?"

"No, I know when you want them then you get them."

"You bet I do."

"Now, how to talk to my sister. I just talk to her like I would talk to her normally."

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah, but, I get beat up sometimes for it. It doesn't hurt that much but I wish she would stop doing it."

"So, she is a tough one eh?"

"Tough is an understatement."

"Really?"

"Yeah, but enough about that. You need to talk to her about how to talk to Nami huh?"

"Yeah, she convinced me to kiss Nami so I could taste some tangerines."

"Say wha?" I said with the sweat drop going down my head.

"Yeah."

"Uh, okay. So, how 'bout you just go up to her casually and ask her straight forward?"

"You think I should?"

"No, not really, she would probably laugh."

"But she's really acting like we should be together."

"Really? Well, if she's annoying Nami then I don't see why she isn't then. Fine, just go up to her and tell her what you want."

"Okay, then I guess we didn't need this chat did we?"

"No, not really, so go ask Rabia."

"Okay."

Luffy walked out of the room and I sat there, alone. So I laid down and waited for the next person to come in to see me. There was a knock at the door.

"Come in." I said.

The door opened and I saw Robin.

"Hello Mr. Winter." She said.

"Hello Robin." I replied.

"Could I ask you something?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"Please get your brother to stop trying to woo me."

"That I cannot do Robin I must apologize."

"Then atleast get that bottle away from him."

"Last time that happened he went on a crazy, psychopathic rampage."

"Oh, I see, so that's another no, I understand, thank you for listening."

"No problem, come back anytime."

"Now to go back out there and face him again."

Robin walked out and Bill tried to woo her once more. I chuckled and thought that Bill was hopeless. There was another knock in about five more minutes.

"Come on in." I said.

The door opened and there was Alphonse.

"Al, what brings you here?"

"Well, I need to talk to you about something."

"I feel like a psychologist. LET ALL COME TO ME AND TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS!"

"Uh, anyway, I don't want to bother you with this but I just need to tell you about it."

"Okay, tell me."

Al opened his armor and there was a cat.

"You want to tell me about a cat?"

"Well, what should I do with it? I mean, brother won't let me take it with us."

"Don't look at me or any of my family to take it. We can't do that."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, what should I do?"

"Um, maybe you should take posters and put them up telling that there's a lost cat?"

"Hmm, that seems like a good idea."

"Well, I'm not an expert."

"Thanks for the advice."

'A twelve year old could have told you that.'

I went to sleep until there was some ruckus outside the window. I stood up to see what it was and I saw an explosion. 'Oh, crap, what was that?'

"John?" I looked to the door to see Chuck.

"What is it Chuck?"

"Those guys are back, along with five other guys."

"Five? Who's the fifth?"

-Meanwhile-

Lust and Gluttony were talking to some large guy.

"Father," Lust said, "They're somewhere around here."

"I believe in you Lust," said the man called father, "I hope what you say about him is true."

BONUS!!

"Why did I do that?"

"Do what John?"

"I felt like I was taking Dr. Phil's job, except, in a crappy sort of way."

"GOOD! Now I have one less competitor!"

"Dr. Phil?!"

"Yes! I am Dr. Phil!"

"No, I don't think you are."

"Says who?"

"Dr. Phil ain't this happy and cheerful."

"Crap, my cover is blown."

"I heard that."

"Double crap!"

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That bonus sucked! What the hell was that?