I tried to own the rights to FMA and One Piece but I didn't have the skills to draw them well enough so I don't own them, this sucks.

Chapter 13: How lucky we are to be in the lucky chapter 13

"Oh, crap," I said, "Those three freaks might be back."

"Well," said Chuck, "We're planning on fighting them, wanna come?"

"HEY! What kind of question is that? You leave without me and I'll put you into absolute zero."

"Right John, meet us downstairs when you put your clothes back on."

"Right."

We gave each other the thumbs up and Chuck left the room. I put my shirt back on along with my jeans, then my olive drab, fatigue jacket. I went downstairs to see soldiers in the kitchen. I ignored them and I went to the front door where my siblings stood outside.

"Finally," said Bill, "I was about to go without you."

"I didn't even take that long." I said.

"Whatever," said Rabia, "Let's get going."

We began to walk next to each other youngest to oldest from right to left. We walked through wreckage with some western music playing.

Rabia yelled, "COULD SOMEONE JUST STOP THE MUSIC?!"

And it stopped right then.

I said, "You know you just killed the suspense."

"What suspense?" asked Rabia, "There was no suspense to begin with."

"But it made this scene so cool."

"Just shut up John."

"Fine."

We walked until we reached a large square. There stood the seven people, the seven homunculi, the seven deadly sins.

-Meanwhile-

"Why did they leave without me?"

Luffy was pondering what he should do, amazing really.

"Shut up."

Fine.

"What should I do?"

Hey, I'm not here right now so I don't know.

"Oh, right sorry."

It's okay. Luffy pondered and soon reached the decision to sleep on it. Something Zoro would do actually.

Zoro says, "Shut up."

Sorry.

-Meanwhile-

"My, my, all of the seven deadly sins." I said.

"Tell me," Lust said, "Why do you call us that?"

"In my religion," I began, "There are seven deadly sins, or what some call the seven cardinal sins. They are lust, gluttony, greed, envy, sloth, wrath, and pride. Each isn't really a sin, they are tendencies or attitudes that lead to other sins."

"Really? Well, then we must be quite popular."

"Actually some never wanted you guys to exist. It's actually quite appropriate though."

"How so?"

"Lust, you look as if men only think of you as a sexual object, the sin calls for that. Gluttony as an uncontrollable urge to eat anything, even to steal it, same for what the sin calls for. Envy, also known as jealousy, you change into other forms, as if you wish you weren't in your own. Greed, he must want everything in the world, women, power, money, everything. Wrath must be a guy with no mercy, taking his anger and putting it first, not caring about human life at all. Sloth must be a lazy ass, not giving a care in the world except for sleeping and staying down on his lazy ass. Pride must only love himself, he must think he is the only one important."

"Really?"

"Well, I'm no expert, but I got a 99 on my religion exam so yeah."

"Religion exam?"

"Nothing, but let's not stand here all day. Let the fight begin."

Chuck sent a drought towards the seven evils. They were losing the moisture within their bodies. Except for one, the one they called father. He seemed to be unaffected by it. My sister walked up to Gluttony and she stabbed him with her katana. She hummed and then vines began to sprout out of him. Bill walked randomly while drinking his Pale Ale. Suddenly his bottle was shot out of his hands. Envy was holding a gun he got from some dead soldier they killed.

Bad mistake, I stared at Bill, and his eyes began to change color. Instead of the greenish-blue he always had it changed slowly to purple then to red. 'Oh crap.' I ran into a building along with Chuck. Rabia immediately ran for the same one.

We watched the battle happening outside as Lust began to charge Bill. He sent some knives her way and hit. It didn't stop her but the hurricane he made sure did. It sent multiple objects into her. She was soon a human sized pin cushion. Then the one that looked like he was a soldier ordered his troops to kill Bill. They fired but the bullets went right through Bill not even affecting him. He took his dead leaves and sharpened them, they were so sharp they could cut through steel. He threw them and they killed the soldiers.

Ed was right next to our building wondering what was happening when we pulled him in.

"Hey!"

"Shush!"

"Why did you pull me in?"

"Bill is pissed and you don't wanna be around when he's pissed."

Bill started to make multiple hurricanes, then they were followed by a few tornadoes. Soon the homunculi were over whelmed by the power of fall. He soon began to change form. His muscles grew to incredible sizes, his hair began to grow down his back, his clothes ripped off except for his pants, they just tore a bit, he grew to about ten feet, hair grew on the back of his hands, soon the finger nails grew to a point, his teeth became as sharp as the knives he carried, his hair stood on end. Soon he was a monster, sort of like what I had become, then I wondered why I didn't change now. Lust was right there, why didn't I change?

Soon Bill went on a rampage, every building he ran into didn't stay up for two minutes. He was a monstrous maniac, he was running after Envy, who was coming towards the building we were in. We ran like hell, we got out of the building just as Bill got into it. He tore it down like it was made of paper. Just as we got out though something went through Chuck, I looked and I saw that it was a spike. I looked at where it came, and it was Lust.

I began to pant, heavily, the rage, it consumed me again. This time, I wanted it to, Chuck was on the ground, I forgot about his devil fruit powers though. Soon my hands were covered in ice, they formed to claws, my face was covered in ice, fangs began to grow, soon I grew to ten feet, a third eye grew, all of my eyes turned yellow, my legs were covered in ice, icicles grew on my head and down my back, clear hair grew from my fists, horns grew from my head, and a shell with spikes came from my back.

"Chuck, hurt, you, hurt, Chuck, you, die. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

I did a downward punch at Lust. She dodged it with some speed. She sliced my hand off but I just regenerated it. I sent icicles after her. Some missed but the others went through straight and true. But she just regenerated herself. I threw my arm up into the air and ice began to gather on it, soon it was a huge boulder.

"WINTER WINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR BOULDER CRUSH!"

My arm went straight for Lust but she sliced it up. I then stomped on her. She didn't see that coming, but someone did, I saw she wasn't under my foot but then that homunculus with the eye patch and the uniform. He saved Lust.

"Thank you Wrath." Lust said.

"Wrath huh? Wrath verses wrath, isn't it wonderful. Feel my wrath. Wrath must be a very popular word right now."

I tried to stomp on him but he dodged it. He jumped up to my face and sliced one of my eyes. I swatted him towards one of the buildings and then I tried to punch him through but he dodged the punch. 'How the hell does he do that? It's almost like he knows my every move. Wait, maybe he does!' Wrath then took out another eye. 'This isn't good, if he takes out another eye then I might be finished. I'll have to do something unexpected, but he might see it coming, DAMMIT!' I hid my last eye behind several sheets of ice when Bill was shoved into me. My eye was exposed once more and Wrath got it. I screamed in pain and I shrunk down to my normal form.

"Very nice," I said, "But I have one last trick up my sleeve."

"Oh really," Wrath said, "And what would that be?"

I squatted down and laid my fist against the ground.

I said, "Winter Solstice."

My skin became as white as snow and my eyes as red as blood. Freezing cold air came from my mouth and various parts of my body. My hair soon became ice along with my nails.

"Now," I said, "It is time for you to face true winter."

"Now wait a sec," Rabia said, "You aren't going to fight without me."

"Not without me either!" said Chuck.

My sister put her hands to her heart and began to hum.

Rabia said, "Spring Equinox."

Her skin became as green as new grass and her eyes as blue as water. Her hair turned into roses and her nails into the smoothest of pebbles.

"Now," she said, "You also have to face the true spring."

My younger brother clenched his hands and looked to the sky.

He said, "Summer Solstice."

His skin turned as yellow as the sun and his eyes turned as orange as, well, an orange. His hair began to catch fire and his nails turned to water.

"Now," he said, "Time to face true summer."

Bill was still on his senseless rampage after Envy. I lunged for Wrath as Rabia went for Gluttony and Chuck went for Lust. I made my arm a blade and sliced at Wrath. He dodged and tried a vertical cut on me. It went through me but didn't do any affect, I came back together and I tried a head butt. I missed his head but I got his gut. He tried to stab me in the stomach but I jumped out of the way. I tried to slice him from above but I missed horribly. 'I'm not making any leeway with my sword. Wait, I don't do this one sword cap. Time to bring out my favorites.' Took out my cat claws, put them on, and then the swords were covered in ice.

"Now," I said, "See if you can beat me when I have my element."

BONUS!

"I have a new way to defeat the homunculi." Ling said.

"Really?" I replied, "How?"

"Lemons!"

"You notice that most of the time guns never really destroy the evils in the world it's always something simple like a lemon?"

"Yeah, or water."

"That too."

"Anyway, watch how I defeat Wrath!"

"Okay!"

Lin runs over and sprays lemon juice into Wrath's showing eye, Wrath screams in pain.

"YOU DEPEND TOO MUCH ON YOUR EYES FURHER!"

Then Gluttony showed up in his gate form or whatever it is. Ling sprays the juice in that one creepy but cool eye. Gluttony screams in pain.

"HA-HA-HA-HA!"

'I have SO seen this before, but where?'