I tried to get it by force but instead I did a hold up at a clothing shop. So I have failed once again, so I don't own One Piece or FMA, dang yo.

In the bonus I don't own the Spanish Inquisition

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Chapter 14: Dust in the wind, all we are is- OH SOMETHING SHINY!

Wrath stood there not seeming to be sweating. I stood about ten feet from him, I wasn't tired, but I panted and sweated, no clue why. It was raining, everything was wet, I smirked.

"You seem to be happy you are losing." Wrath said.

"No," I said, "Tell me, what happens to liquid water at zero degrees Celsius?"

"It freezes doesn't it?"

"Correct, the battle is mine."

"How is that?"

"Look all around you, all of that water. It's like a mine field ready to explode!"

Suddenly ice came from my feet and went straight for Wrath. He jumped and dodged time and time again. Hands were coming out of the ground, they were hands made of ice. They tried to grab Wrath but he was a quick one. 'Hmm, you're doing good Wrath, but see how you can do against the hands of giants.' Suddenly the ice hands were growing to enormous sizes. One grabbed Wrath's foot, he was caught, soon the others joined in. Hands and hands piling over him, then they revealed his head.

"Are you going to kill me?" he asked.

"Yes, I am, but I know that I need to kill you more than once for you to stay dead. I'll kill you this once then on to the good old fashioned swords."

"That seems alright to me."

I thrusted my middle finger sword right through his face into the ground. I pulled it out and he regenerated. The hands got off of him and he stood.

"En guard."

I lunged at him and he slide under me. I disappeared and when he stood I slashed his back. He fell to his knees and regenerated.

"Oh no," I said, "I'm not going to give you time to regenerate. CAT OUT OF THE BAG ATTACK!"

I began to slice at him nonstop. He kept trying to regenerate but I just sliced him again and again and again. He became tired of it and he put up his sword and somehow stopped me. I smirked at him and I disappeared again. I tried to stab him repeatedly but he kept dodging. 'The only way he can dodge this is that he knows what I'm about to do. But how?' Then I looked at his eye patch, something was telling me something was behind it. I took my claws and I sliced the patch off. It fell to the ground and he stood there. His left eye was closed for a second then he opened it.

"Congratulations," Wrath said, "You have found out how I can see your moves."

I was right behind him and I had an idea. 'Maybe if I have two things happening at once then he will only concentrate on one of them.' He stabbed me and tried to pull his sword up my body. I glared at him and I sliced his head into four pieces.

"You fool!" I yelled, "You think you can actually kill one of the four seasons?"

"Yes," he replied, "Yes I do."

"I guess it is possible," I said, "Too bad even I don't know my weakness so…………..HA! LOSER!"

"You dare call me a loser?"

"I dare!"

"You are an odd one."

"Great observation Holmes when did you come up with that?"

"You're mocking me aren't you?"

"Me? No, never would I mock you."

"Yes you are."

"Oh no, you caught me."

"Who is Holmes anyway?"

"Good God man, you don't know who Holmes is?"

"No."

"Such a waste of human life."

"I'm not human."

"Damn, I keep forgetting."

I pushed him from my body and I lunged at him so I can do a vertical slash at him but he dodged once more. He was beginning to piss me off. I kept slashing at him but he kept dodging, this battle was getting nowhere. I threw my arm at him and he dodged that not knowing that in doing so he left himself open for my other arm. I threw my second arm at him and I hit him in the chest. He was pissed at me so he lunged at me when my arms reattached to my person. I blocked his blow with my claws but he kept pushing. Then something distracted me. I stared at a shiny object.

"Hmm, you are quite good," Wrath said, "But even your skills can't- HEY! Are you listening to me?"

"Oh," I said, "Sorry I saw something shiny."

Wrath looks and says, "Where?"

I took this opportunity to slice his forehead. The bleeding was so great it blinded Wrath for a time. I took this opportunity to create a whiteout. His sight came back and all he could see was white snow. I then appeared in front of him.

"So," I said, "You believe that I cannot defeat you? You must underestimate the power of the devil fruit. You must also underestimate the power of winter, for there is no greater power than the power of the seasons."

"What about immortality?" He inquired.

"Immortality?" I asked in return, "I know you aren't totally immortal, so I can kill you, I on the other hand cannot be killed."

"What makes you think that?"

"Can you kill winter or spring or summer or autumn? I think not, you cannot kill the seasons, we are truly immortal."

"Really? Then how did your younger brother fall to Lust?"

"I know what happened now,"

"What happened then?"

"He knew of my rage, he knew how to make it surface. I love my family, he knew that if I thought he was killed then I would go on a senseless rampage, hopefully killing you damned abominations. Unfortunately you figured out the monster mode's weakness therefore making his attempt futile."

"He's just one boy, one out of millions. That's another thing that separates we homunculi with you humans. We don't senselessly mourn over one WORTHLESS life."

"What did you just say? My little brother isn't one worthless life you bastard, he is much more than that."

"Oh really?"

"YES! He is family! That's one more thing that separates you damned homunculi and us humans, we have family, we have love! LOVE! A power far more powerful than your own," black clouds begin to form and the whiteout turns into a harsh wind, "Monsoon type!"

"What is this? Yet another futile attack?"

"TYPHOON!"

Uncontrollable rain and wind came ripping away at the buildings and the streets. Soon the debris began to rise and fly randomly at high speeds. Almost as if a giant was chucking them. One rock almost crushed Lust but she used her special ability to slice it away. I then made a pillar of cold are around me.

"So," I said, "You think that my little brother's life is useless? Let me show you a little science experiment."

"What good would that do?" asked Wrath.

"Well," said Chuck, "A tornado can be formed by John making a pillar of cold air then I continually hit it with warm air like so."

He sent a blast of warm air towards my pillar and it began to circle around. Soon the air turned into high winds going round and round. Then the tornado began to form, it was sucking in all it could, even the homunculi.

"So," I said, "Still think he has a worthless life? My point of view says otherwise. We four seasons complete each other, we create the year, without each other we would be nothing, still maybe we could go against a loser here and there. But none of those fights will count as a win, they will just be a loss for the other fighter. Now, this will be a sweet victory, may you rest in peace and may God have mercy on your soul."

"I don't need mercy."

"Fine then. Eye….."

An image of a phoenix's eye appeared behind me.

"OF THE PHEONIX!"

I let my fist fly and an image of the phoenix appeared around my fist up to my shoulder. I was going full speed into Wrath when he jumped to dodge it. This caused him to be sucked into the tornado and fly in circles being impaled and crushed by multiple objects. After each time regenerating, I soon got annoyed and I sent multiple icicles in the tornado impaling everything. Lust got sucked into the tornado and began to be impaled and crushed as well. Then she fell to the ground in the eye of the storm. I approached her while she stood confidently.

"So," she said, "You're going to switch opponents and try to kill a lady? That's not being a very good gentleman."

"I know," I said, "That's why I'm not gonna kill a lady, I'm gonna kill a monster!"

I put my hand into the air as ice began to form. Soon the ice formed a staff then a gargantuan hammer.

"You see," I said, "Wrath might be the sin himself but he cannot compare to my wrath."

"Really? Well, you guys haven't done that well against us."

"No, but trust me, we will kill you."

Suddenly the tornado ceased to be and I looked to see the clouds still above, still as black as space and sending down rain like a shower. I looked at Lust who was currently soaked and I grinned. Then she was hit from behind by some force. I looked to see as figure. He stood about five eight, black hair, a 'Fender' leather jacket, jeans, a 'Fender' shirt, and sneakers. He held a guitar and a pin for the strings. I looked a bit harder only to see who it was because of the light of the lighting.

"J-Jesse?" I said.

"Hey John, so this is what you do in your spare time." Jesse said, "I'm not surprised, people were afraid of you at school."

"Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, it's pretty good to see ya. What're you doing here?"

"Well, at home there was a full scale assault caused by Malevolence. The government did nothing to stop him. So far he has passed through our border and has destroyed your house. The rumors went around that you guys were sent through various dimensions. So we banded up and went through to find you guys. Everyone went through the OP Dimension and continued on through there. Now that I found you we can find out a way to find a way back to Malevolence and stop him and his armies."

"Yeah Jesse."

"Something wrong John?"

"Malevolence, that bastard, he killed my parents."

"We'll get him for it John."

"No Jesse, no. I'm gonna kill him, HE'S MY PREY!"

My eyes had a white slit in it. I began to pant heavily and Jesse stepped back a bit.

"John, are you good?"

"By the way how were you able to hit her from way over there?"

"I ate a cursed fruit."

"Which one?"

"I ate the wave wave fruit."

"Really? Wow, then you carry that guitar everywhere?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"Whoa, you like that guitar a bit too much."

"Sorry if I have a great talent."

I saw movement out of the corner of my eye and I saw Wrath.

"Jesse."

"Yeah?"

"You take care of Lust."

"Who?"

"The one with the big boobs."

"Okay."

"Boobs, heh heh, that's a funny word."

"Yeah, I wonder why."

"It's the sounding."

"Yeah, I guess."

"I got Wrath."

"Who?"

"The sword guy."

"Okay, got it."

We gave each other a thumbs up and turned to our opponents.

"Well Wrath, I guess you are still my opponent."

"It seems so," he said, "But now we have one more to kill now."

"I think not, for if Jesse dies YOU ALL DIE!"

I vertically swung my hammer at him but he rolled out of the way. I extended my arm with ice and I tried to impale him but I missed. He jumped and flew at me with his sword pointed at me. I let him stab me and I froze his sword along with him. I then broke him in two due to him being so fragile in the frozen state. He fell onto the ground then shattered into pieces. He regenerated which really pissed me off. So I knocked him into a building which collapsed on him. He regenerated AGAIN, now I was really pissed.

"WOULD STOP REGENERATING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!?"

"What does God have to do with this?"

"Nothing really, I just wanted to say that for the dramatic effect."

"You are truly a strange man."

"You bet."

I lunged at him and a large sword began to form on my arm.

!BONUS!

I was in a large white room. A man stood in front of me, he wore a brown hat and a grey trench coat, he was the inspector.

"So," he said, "Where're you from?"

"The head dimension." I replied.

"The what?"

"The head dimension?"

"What's that?"

"The dimension from which I come from."

"ARG!"

"Arg? You a pirate?"

"NO! Where is this dimension?"

"I don't know I just know what it's called. I didn't expect a type of Spanish Inquisition."

Big blare

"Oh no."

Three guys in traditional cardinal garments, one wearing a big hat, the other wearing an aviator hat, and the last wearing a hood, bursted in.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." The one in the big hat said.

"Who are you?" asked the inspector.

"Never mind that!" said the big hat guy, "Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our TWO chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, ah. Among our weapons are such elements as, I, I'll come in again."

The three cardinals run out and close the door.

The inspector asks, "Who were those guys?"

I said, "That was the Spanish Inquisition. Well, the show must go on, I didn't expect………. A type of…. Spanish Inquisition.'

They ran back in bursting the door open.

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and really nice red uniforms oh damn." He looks to one of the guys behind him, "I-I can't say it you'll have to say it."

The guy said, "I-I can't do that."

The guy in the big hat pushed them outside and the inspector stared at me.

"Don't you dare."

"I DIDN'T EXPECT A TYPE OF SPANISH INQUISITI- MPH!"

The inspector grabbed me and held my mouth close.

We heard, "Close enough!"

They bursted back through the door and the guy in the aviator helmet was in front.

"Uh, nobody, nobody,"

"Expects."

"Expects! Nobody expects the Spanish, uh, Spanish,"

"Inquisition."

"Up, I know that. Uh, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, in fact those who do expect-"

"Our chief weapons are."

"Our chief weapons are, uh, um."

"ENOUGH! Enough! Ooh, ha! Our chief weapon is surprise blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. So how do you plead?"

The inspector said, "Innocent of course."

"Ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!"

All of this time I saw letters that said 'Diabolical laughter.'

The guy said, "We will soon change your mind about that." While doing odd hand movements.

While that happened the letters changed into 'diabolical acting.'

"Cardinal," the guy said, "The rack!"

The cardinal went into his robe and pulled out a dish rack, I chuckled and the guy looked disappointed.

"Right," said the lead cardinal, "Tie him down."

The grab a rope and tie down the inspector to the……….. rack.

"Oh," the guy said as he walked up to me, "This is embarrassing."

"I'd say," I said, "That is funny though."

"It makes everything seem so stupid."

"Yeah, but,"

The cardinals were done tying down the inspector to the rack. Oh boy.

"Well, how do you plead?"

"Innocent still!"

"HA! Well, we will soon see, cardinal give the rack, oh dear, give the rack a turn."

Then the cardinals have a huge argument I wasn't paying attention to because I slipped out of the window and got back to my normal life beating the crap out of the homunculi.

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How was that?

Like that I put in the Spanish Inquisition?

Maybe, maybe, who knows?

Still, please enjoy this and comment if you wish, I would like it so.