One day I was walking through the woods and I saw the rights to One Piece and FMA, I lunged for them but they crawled away. I kept doing it until I jumped through a bush to see two editors holding fishing poles. I don't like them anymore, I never even knew them. So I don't own the rights, this sucks. And Davy Jones wanted to make a deal with me to the rights of Pirates of the Caribbean but it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too risky. Plus, the Spanish Inquisition scared the hell out of me so I don't own Monty Python.
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Chapter 15: Shall we finally go home?
I was lunging at Wrath as my arm turned to a giant ice sword. Wrath wasn't surprised until I stabbed him. He wasn't regenerating as well as he use to.
"Aha!" I yelled, "You're almost out of power! Your end is near."
I looked into his eyes, along with wrath there was fear. I was glad, finally his fear was showing.
"Low pressure!"
I caused my exact spot to have low pressure creating a large cyclone. Wrath's fear truly showed when he was sucked into it. I turned into snow and I flew to the top of the cyclone. I changed back into my solid form right above him and I let my arm fly upwards.
"ARCTIC IMPALE!"
My arm turned into an ice and it came to a point. Soon it began to spin at a high rate and dived down impaling into Wrath's stomach. It was spinning and continuing while Wrath continuously tried to regenerate. But it was too much and soon Wrath appeared dead, then he came. I saw Malevolence standing right next to the corpse.
"You bastard."
"AHAHAHAHAHAH! You've done well, but it will take much more than that to beat me." He looked down at the corpse, "Come back to life Wrath and use these special swords to kill him."
I looked to see the swords were made of sea stone. I knew I couldn't withstand it. Wrath stood and took the swords. He glared at me and lunged. I couldn't move, somehow it wasn't possible to move, I knew death was near but when I looked down I heard a clash. I looked up and saw Zoro.
"Zoro, thank heavens, I thought I was dead."
"Don't get so cocky kid. Listen bud," he said to Wrath, "You can't beat me."
"Oh really?" asked Wrath, "And why not?"
"Because I'm gonna be the best swordsman out there!"
They jumped back and lunged at each other again. I felt something stab me, it was some kid.
"What're you doing?" I asked glaring at him with freezing cold air coming out my mouth.
"I'm Pride, don't think you can win." He said when he was hit by a foot. I looked to see Sanji.
"Sanji? Wait, if you're here, and he's here, where's Luffy?"
Sanji pointed up and I saw him, Luffy had a giant foot, it went straight into the air and was coming down on us. Pride looked and saw what I saw, he gasped. Luffy brought his foot down hitting most of the homunculi except Wrath who was fighting with Zoro at the moment.
"How come you guys came here to kick ass without me?" asked Luffy.
"Because," I said, "We wanted to do this ourselves."
"Well, well," someone said, "You really haven't changed now have you?"
I looked to see some guy standing about five six, he had glasses, wore a brown shirt, a black jacket, had a .45, jeans, and sneakers.
"Josh? You're here too?"
"Yep, Jesse begged me to come so I couldn't refuse."
In the background Jesse yelled, "I DID NOT!"
"Heh," I said, "It's always good to know that there're friends that look out for me."
Then Gluttony came from behind and bit my arm. I glared at him but he kept biting. I grabbed his head with my hand and I froze him. I threw him to one of the buildings and he crash bringing it down with him. I knew it wasn't the end of him though, I glared where he was and he stood looking as if he wasn't even touched.
"Nice ability," I said, "But it won't be enough to withstand me."
He just laughed and went for me. He tried to bite my head off and I stabbed him in the gut. I saw in the corner of my eye the Josh had a grenade. I grabbed it and I stuffed it down Gluttony's throat. It blew up in a matter of seconds and I put my leg on the stump of his body. He totally regenerated while my leg was going through his gut. He laughed thinking that I was then easy prey. I detached my leg from my body and I grew another. He looked at me confused what I was doing. Long ice blades began to appear on my detached leg and slice through Gluttony's body. He felt the pain and was soon sliced into pieces. He regenerated once more though.
"Say Gluttony," I said, "Doesn't it suck to have this power? You know, because you can feel pain and all that right?"
"Hmm, I've never that." He replied, "I guess I never felt any pain."
"Hmm, interesting. So you can't feel anything?"
"No, I can feel the flesh on my tongue."
"Eww, that sucks."
Josh stepped forward, "I can't feel anything though."
"Huh?"
"In the OP Dimension I ate a cursed fruit, this fruit gives me the curse like in that pirate movie. I can't feel a thing, not the heat of the sun or the spray of the sea. Nothing John," he stepped into moon light and he turned into a skeleton, "I am eternally, truly cursed."
"Really?!"
"No, I thought it would have a dramatic mood on it all."
"Oh, well, I thought it was cool."
Gluttony agreed.
"Thank you, but still, who shall I kill?"
"I don't know Josh, all I know is I have to kick this guy's ass so go find a free one."
There were currently none because Jesse was taking on Lust, Rabia and Chuck were fighting Greed and Sloth, Zoro was fighting Wrath, Sanji was fighting Pride and Bill was still chasing Envy who was turning into his true form.
"Finally," Bill yelled, "A challenge!"
I ran for Gluttony and he bit off my head. I just grew it back with my powers and made spikes fly out of the one he had eaten.
"Chuck!" I yelled.
"What?!"
"We need warm air!"
"I'm kinda busy!!"
"Just do it!"
He sighed and let out a huge heat wave.
"Good," I said, "Get ready for some heavy winds!"
I brought in high speed arctic maritime winds. Suddenly harsh winds came through, buildings crumbled and a statue fell onto Gluttony. I then created a gate, like the gate of truth that exists there, it opened behind me and hands, made of ice, came out of it grabbing Gluttony and pulling him in. When he was in it, he hit a wall and the doors closed squishing him. The doors opened and closed continuously smashing him into bits. Then it began to become harder for him to regenerate when I rammed him into what appeared to be a lab.
I looked around asking myself, "Where the hell am I?"
"Hehe," Gluttony began, "This is one of the laboratories used for the philosopher's stone."
"Philosopher's stone?"
"Yes, it's a very special stone that we made during the civil war in the east. We made them from humans."
"H-Human sacrifices?"
"Yes, it was quite entertaining watching the humans wiggle and worm in pain and agony."
"You sick-minded bastard."
"Hehe, hey I eat humans remember."
"Yeah I know. But, using innocent humans as your little experiments? That I cannot accept, I must avenge them!"
Suddenly one of the walls blew open and a guy with dark skin, a scar on his fore head, and red eyes walked in.
"Are you," he asked, "A state alchemist? You seem like one."
"What? No."
"But you seem like one, you must be lying. You must know about me and are trying to lie in order to save your worthless hide."
"Wha?!"
"In the name of God I will bestow his judgment upon you."
-BONUS-
Ed and Winry walk into a restaurant and there are three tables and a bar counter. Two of the tables are filled with the straw hats, my siblings and myself. Ed and Winry sit down at the table closest to the door and the only one empty. Izumi appears behind the bar counter and sees the two love birds.
"Well, well, what'll you be having today?" asked Izumi.
"Well," Ed said while looking at Winry, What have you got?"
"Well," Izumi began, "there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;"
Then we began to sing, "Spam spam spam spam."
"...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam..."
"SPAM! LOVELY SPAM! LOVELY SPAM!"
"...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam."
Winry asked, "You got anything without spam?"
"Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it."
"I don't want ANY spam!"
Ed intervened, "Why don't you have egg bacon spam and sausage?"
"THAT'S got spam in it!" Winry replied.
"Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?"
We begin to softly sing, "Spam, spam, spam, spam…."
Winry asks, "Could you do the spam egg sausage and spam without the spam then?"
"URGH!" Izumi replied.
Winry yells, "What do you mean 'urgh?!' I don't like spam!"
We sing aloud, "LOVELY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!"
I zumi yells at us, "SHUT UP!" and we do immediately, "Bloody pirates, you can't have egg bacon sausage and spam without the spam."
"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
"Shush dear," Ed said, "Don't make a fuss, I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!"
We sung once more only to be yelled at once more.
"SHUT UP!! Bake beans are off."
"Well, then can I have her spam instead of the bake beans then?"
"You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam-"
She was cut off by our drowning singing, we sang, "Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!"
-Later On-
They were back at Winry's place.
"Hey Winry," Ed said, "I thought you loved spam."
"I did to," Winry replied, "But there I just didn't for some reason."
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