Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough to keep me from the rights to One Piece and FMA! But I have yet to catch them! I don't own the rights to the song I just parodied either.

Chapter 18: The Accursed Curse

I knelt there next to Ding. His eyes were as black as pure darkness. I couldn't believe it, Ding was dead, he was dead. I was sad and angry, not too angry but angry still. Then suddenly Envy pissed me off. He laughed, I hate that, when something happens to me and the person that did it to me laughs I get pissed. I stared at him and smiled.

"So," I said, "You think it's funny? You think it's funny that my friend was killed eh? Guess what, you're not gonna live to see your next birthday bitch."

I stood there and a wind came through. My clothes began to look tattered and torn. My skin began to peel off, soon all that was there were bones, cold dry bones. A flame engulfed my skull and it was as cold as liquid nitrogen. Red light shot from my eyes.

I said, "You mother fucker, I'll give you an ass beating so hard you won't have an ass anymore, it will go all the way up to your fat ass head."

"Empty threats huh?" he said, "No matter what you do you can't beat me. Why not just give up and die a swift, painless death?"

"Because, I won't die by the hands of a mother fucking bastard like you."

"HEY! Such foul language! Watch your freaking mouth!" Rabia yelled.

"Shut up! I say what I want!"

We began to yell at each other then Luffy saw me in my new form.

"Hey!" he yelled, "A skeleton! SOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL!"

"'Luffy! It's me!"

"John?! You're actually a skeleton? COOL!"

"NO!"

Suddenly Envy brought his hand down on me. It crushed me but I just came back together.

"Is that really all you got?"

I jumped at him and did a freezing upper cut. He dodged and swung his hand at me. I dissolved in the air and he missed. I was on his back and I punched it.

"FREEZING INFLATUS!"

A ball on ice formed within Envy and it pushed out creating an explosion. He cried in pain then regenerated. He swiped his tail at me and I jumped to dodge. Then his hand came down on me. It crushed me but I regenerated. I threw fists of ice at him.

"FREEZING FIESTA!"

He took the blows and looked unfazed.

"Hmm, good attacks. BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

He lunged at me and I did the same. He head butted me and I flew back. He lunged at me again and crushed me. Suddenly things began to look odd. Everything turned fuzzy. I ran from Envy. 'How? How can he hurt me? He doesn't have any special power unless, unless…….' I looked to my right and I saw a man. He was moderately tall, had blond hair, an old face, larges robes, and a cold stare. 'What is he doing there just standing? Wait, who is he? I've never seen him befo- wait, could he be the one doing all of this? Giving Envy the power to actually hurt me? I have to test this out.'

"FREEZING GAUNTLET!"

I threw my fist at him and it extended with ice and soon it hit a wall. The man had created a wall without making a move. 'Ha! I was right, he must be the guy! I need to focus on him, but how do I do that with this freak chasing me? Wait, I have an idea.'

"BLINDING BLIZZARD!!"

Suddenly, like at Alabasta with sand, snow and sleet come from nowhere and created a weak tornado. Envy's feet were then trapped in ice and he couldn't move. The man stood there, unfazed by what was happening. He then looked at me even though I was camouflaged within the white out.

"You are quite pitiful," he said, "Trying to hide from me in this white out. I wish you knew better, you might have been a challenge."

I replied, "Oh, pitiful am I? You won't think so after I'm done with you."

"I don't think so. I feel your soul, yes, it is quite weak. I see your dream, that is weak as well. You want to protect your family but you don't have that power, you can't beat me. My plan will continue, now that your family is here, I will devour them and become even more powerful."

"Not if I can help it. I'll whoop your ass and you won't be able to tell your face from your ass. MISSILE FIST!"

I sent a giant ice fist his way but a flame came and melted it through the middle. I missed him and he just stood there.

"FREEZING WHIPS!"

Ice whips came from my fingers and stretched to him. Rocks came from the ground and knocked them out of the way and he wasn't hit. Suddenly he was right next to me and then blood blew out of my stomach. 'H-How? H-How did he do that?' I fell to my knees.

"You're wondering how I did that, a simple human like you would never understand. You can' beat me, you won't beat me, none of your siblings will live from this encounter."

I stood up.

"So, you can still fight, very well, you won't stand for long."

"Yes I will. I will stand forever, if it meant my death, better mine than my siblings. I love them, AND NOTHING YOU DO CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!"

I lunged at him and he dodged. He appeared next to me and I punched his face in.

"W-What?! How? How did you punch me?!"

"You will never understand you bastard. ICICLE SWORD!"

A huge icicle formed on my forearm and I lunged at the guy. He formed a sword made of pure energy and our blades clashed. Suddenly, my power began to fade, the ice that formed around me vanished and I went back to my old self. Suddenly the broad side of his blade hit me. The air was now misty and damp.

"What? What happened?" I asked aloud.

"I know your weakness," he said, "Sea Stone, the air is now filled with it. You can't win now without your silly useless powers."

I sat there looking at my hands thinking all was lost. Then I looked to my sides, sparks appeared everywhere and then I was engulfed in light. I saw a man, he was old, his beard was pure white and his robes were clean and white as well.

"Dear boy," he said, "It is time to show your true power, take your blades and wear this light armor. May the power of the greatest legion be with you."

I nodded then I returned to the regular world. There the man I was once fighting stood, then he glared at me. I stood there with a Roman helmet, and then I had my plain old suit with my shirt and tie, my pants and my black slippers.

I glared back at the man and I said, "Bring it."

(BONUS)

The day was dark, the air was gloomy, there laid a man, he was as thin as a twig.

Suddenly a girl ran to him.

"Buford," she said, "What happened to you?"

"Grace," he said, "The nutria-system weight loss program."

Then he died.

Since that Bonus sucked I will do another, showing that I have a cruel sense of humor.

BONUS

PART 2

Science class, all were listening as the teacher, Mr. Brown, told us of the Black Death.

"Now then," he said, "This was a harsh disease throughout Europe, it was so deadly that random people just fell dead in the street."

Then a thought went through my mind.

-Europe, during the Black Death, I forgot the year-

Two men in the street. One was Johnson, the other was Phillip.

"Phillip my good man," yelled Johnson, "How is everything?"

Phillip was ready to respond but fell dead with a splat.

-Back in class-

I laughed, Mr. Brown glared at me, I sunk in my chair.

Now to all of my readers. I must apologize if any of you find my story offensive because of the language content, if you do, then I am sorry, if you don't, then keep reading.

Thank You for your attention.